Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum

Chapter 356: Thirtieth bowl of soup (one & two)

Qing Huan also couldn't remember clearly this was the first time she had contact with the emperor, she didn't bother to remember, the past was gone. But this time, she had a snack.

I don't know how many times I changed into a man, but it was the first time to be a male emperor. Far away, the problem is... At that time, the ghost emperor said that she was sorry for someone and asked her to take good care of her, but after she checked, there was no court lady named Xiaohua around him.

The ghost emperor was really nostalgic, but Xiao Hua seemed to have not appeared in this world.

Let’s just say that before, she quietly waited for the little fox to disappear by the Naihe Bridge and disappear into that world. But in a way, she merged with the world and stayed with Shao forever.

This kind of pale comfort is better than uncomfortable.

In short, after the little fox disappeared, the ghost emperor came. Qing Huan didn't listen carefully to his name. Anyway, this guy talked a lot, and finally wanted to express one meaning: he was deceived.

Ordinary people will be a little angry when they are deceived, let alone a noble emperor? The ghost emperor was deceived not by money or throne, but by love. The emperor's love, how many people wanted it but couldn't get it, but after he gave it out with his hands, he realized that the other party didn't like him at all, it was just playing with him!

Of course the ghost emperor was unwilling. He lived thirty years old, and was deflated for the first time. If it weren’t for the reluctance of his lover’s soul to leave after death, he would not have seen a fat female soul floated out of his lover’s body. .

The point is that the soul is still complaining about spending so much time on a scumbag. Of course, the ghost emperor was dumbfounded, his beloved concubine has a beautiful face, who are you monsters?

It is strange to say that he may have loved his concubine to the extreme, so he has been reluctant to leave after death, but not long after he died, his concubine also died. At first, the ghost emperor thought it was his concubine who missed himself, and it was difficult for him to live alone, but now he understands, oh... it turns out that she is not his concubine at all!

The ghost emperor has only recovered his senses, and he has become even more embarrassed when he has recovered. If it is not his concubine in this body, who is it? He involuntarily followed the fat woman, only to realize that he was only a target of strategy.

What is the target of the strategy? It is a deal a woman makes with someone to become beautiful, thinner and better. She helps someone get the love of the ghost emperor, and someone bestows her with a beautiful appearance and body. And women are willing to do anything for the sake of beauty, especially for a person who has suffered a lot of unfair treatment because of his ugly appearance.

Someone also gave a series of training to fat women, such as cheating to give her some idol dramas and girly comics, or teaching her to play the female harem game...Anyway, they came for the strategy, very hard. The woman is also very serious in learning, and the final result proved that she not only learns seriously, but also learns very well, because she has 100% of the heart of the ghost emperor.

But the ghost emperor was not happy. Since he saw a woman with pimples and obesity coming out of Ai Concubine's body, the full of love instantly turned into nothingness, as if being poured down by a basin of cold water, and he was very sad.

Where does this put his face!

So he was not reconciled and arrived at Naihe Bridge. His only wish was to make the fat woman's strategy unsuccessful!

Qinghuan was helpless, but still agreed to him.

This ghost emperor looks a bit in the second grade, and a bit lacking in mind, no wonder he was caught by the tricks in the girl comics.

At the same time, the ghost emperor also made a request, that is, a long time ago, there was a palace lady named Xiaohua next to him, who seemed to have saved his life, and then once an assassin was in the palace, and Xiaohua blocked a knife for him because of the ghost emperor. He was also injured. After he got well, Xiao Hua disappeared and didn't find it anymore.

Although Xiaohua’s rescue is a matter of course, but I don’t know why, the ghost emperor has been unable to forget the little palace lady, especially after death, this feeling is even more obvious, so he strongly asks Qinghuan to help him find Xiaohua. If you can't find Xiao Hua, it's okay to know her whereabouts, anyway, you have to see people or corpses in your life, it's as simple as that.

But Qing Huan had been emperor for several days and still did not find Xiao Hua. She even asked people to adjust the roster from the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and compared them one by one. She did not find any palace lady named Xiaohua. She deeply felt that it was very likely that the ghost emperor was dreaming. In fact, he never knew one The maid named Xiaohua.

In the same way, among the new girls who entered the palace, the strategies from the ghost emperor's lover began to move around.

As an emperor, there is no need to compete with a small show girl. You don't have to do anything at all. Just leave it to dry. Over time, she will naturally lose out. And in this age, without the emperor's summons, the show girls would not be able to go anywhere.

The main reason is that Qinghuan does not have the mind to help the ghost emperor Linxing concubine. Fortunately, he has several children and will not worry about no one to succeed in the future.

But what Qing Huan didn't expect was that although she didn't plan to meet the woman, she couldn't stop the other person from coming to see herself.

Perhaps because of the plug-in, the embroidered curtain girl can meet the emperor without inquiring about the emperor from her population. For example, Qing Huan occasionally went to the Imperial Garden on a whim and ran into someone.

It was also a coincidence that she rarely came, and even if she did, there was no set time limit, but it was just such a coincidence that Li Xiulian came over at this time.

And she came here earlier than Qinghuan—— Then you can't say that people are blocking you here deliberately, right? I don’t know when you will come, and the two of them are earlier than you, saying that you are blocking people as well.

Qinghuan expressed his willingness to bow down.

As soon as she stepped into the imperial garden, she heard a silver bell-like laughter. Looking up, she saw a woman in a pink palace dress playing hide-and-seek with the palace maid in the flowers, her eyes covered with cloth strips playing hide-and-seek.

Qing Huan glanced at the great **** next to him. The great **** was so frightened that he shuddered. He knelt and was about to speak, but Qing Huan reached out and pulled him up. Although the ghost emperor was a little lacking in mind, his body was very physical. Healthy and strong, it is not difficult to pick up a soft eunuch.

Even more coincidental things also happened. Li Xiulian, who was covered in black cloth, did not know how to fumble, and slowly touched Qing Huan. Speaking of this, Qing Huan wanted to complain about the ghost emperor. It was probably the gentle and graceful woman in the harem who saw too much. He especially liked playing cards that didn't follow common sense. Li Xiulian was quite right to his appetite. What's interesting is that he keeps saying that he loves Li Xiulian, but when he sees that Li Xiulian is a bloated and fat woman, his love is immediately gone.

After all, most humans are visual animals, and beautiful people are always better fortune than ordinary-looking people.

Qing Huan stepped back gently, and hurriedly pushed the **** in front of her before Li Xiulian called out to catch you!

Li Xiulian felt where the emperor was, and she touched around blindfolded, feeling that there would be no more troubles, so she threw herself forward and hugged someone.

It's just a little strange, eh... how could this happen, the emperor looks handsome, tall and strong, why, how can he hold him so thin? !

She squeezed the flesh in her arms easily, and it felt very soft... The emperor gave people the feeling of being strong and mighty, how soft as a woman... But it is definitely not a woman, because a woman does not have such a big skeleton. , There is no woman Yuxiang on her body.

Li Xiulian shuddered. How could the emperor behave like this... She drummed straight in her heart, and after a long time she had the courage to take off the black cloth covering her eyes, and then she saw the big **** in front of her with a dull expression... Eunuch? ! Isn't she holding the emperor? !

Although the **** is not a man, he used to be a man after all. As a beautiful woman and being so close to the eunuch, is it a fate? Li Xiulian trembled, and from the corner of his eyes he saw the emperor who was looking blankly at this place, and quickly knelt down to plead: "The emperor, forgive me! The emperor, forgive me! The slave and maid did not know it was the emperor who came here, so she dared to make a loud noise. Please forgive the emperor!"

Qinghuan looked at her lazily: "Get up."

This girl is quite interesting, not as exaggerated as the ghost emperor said. But in order to maintain the appearance and character of the ghost emperor, Qing Huan did not smile, but said: "Retreat."

Li Xiulian finally saw the emperor, where she was willing to retreat, she originally planned to pretend to be hide-and-seek and hugged the emperor, he must have never seen such a woman, he should feel very novel and interesting, and then they can say The last few words...Although she never thought that the development between the two can go a long way, but at least it doesn't have to be so slow. It's good to be able to talk more.

But she was disappointed, and the **** had already walked over and asked her to leave.

Li Xiulian makes a fist, I won't give up! I must be beautiful! Be thin! It looks good!

Qing Huan walked to the pavilion of the Royal Garden and sat down, and asked the **** casually: "How does it feel to hold the warm fragrance of nephrite?"

When the chief **** heard this, he drew cold sweat and knelt down to plead guilty: "The servant deserves to die! The servant deserves to die! The servant deserves to die!"

Qing Huan looked at him unbearably: "I just asked casually, what are you doing on your knees, I look like a tyrant?"

This time, the **** is not asking for sin, nor is it not asking for sin. A face that is sleek in front of the world, a mouth that meets people, talks about people, and talks about ghosts, completely loses its effect in the face of absolute imperial power. The child can't tell. He carefully observed the emperor’s expression, and was a little confused. Is the emperor angry or not angry? If you get angry, why haven't you condemned it? If you are not angry, what does this attitude mean?

After serving with the emperor for so many years, the great **** still felt this troublesome for the first time.

After a while, Qing Huan kindly let him go: "Get up."

"Xie Emperor." The chief **** was still in shock.

Qing Huan squinted and looked into the distance, feeling a little sleepy. The country and the people are in peace and good weather. Even the gods care about this country. The queen is wise and the concubine is harmonious. It can be said that the ghost emperor is the easiest and most fortunate one she has ever seen. How many yin virtues must this person accumulate to cultivate in this life!

It can be said that, apart from occasionally seeing the ministers disagreeing about something every day, Qinghuan's emperor's career is extremely happy.

So... how did the ghost emperor die?

...Yes, Qing Huan only thought of this question. The ghost emperor was only thirty years old. Why did he die? Seeing him like that, it is obvious that his life is not exhausted, how could he suddenly die? This happened mostly because of external factors, and it was obvious that Li Xiulian was a variable in the life of the ghost emperor.

But Li Xiulian couldn't kill the ghost emperor, because her goal was to get 100% love from the ghost emperor, not to kill him. If the ghost emperor died before getting it, wouldn't it be worth the loss?

So... In other words, someone wants to let Li Xiulian's hand make him die? When Qing Huan thought about this, it was a bit big head. He thought that the two requirements of the ghost emperor were a bit overloaded, but he didn't expect him to have a mess.

Who would want to kill him? Now that the people living and working in peace in the whole world are peaceful, who would want to kill him?

Qinghuan: "..." The sun is warm, this day is suitable for sleeping but not for thinking.

Let's wait until tomorrow, the boat will naturally be straight at the bridge head.

After stealing a floating life for a long time, she didn't want to think about the death of the ghost emperor at all, just wanted to rest first.

But what Qing Huan never expected was that she would often meet Li Xiulian from this day on. No matter where she goes, Li Xiulian seems to have clairvoyant eyes and wind ears, and she takes a step ahead of her every minute.

Every time I meet is very fresh, either dancing with my face covered, or singing to the moon, and once dancing outside the lotus pond... Don’t say anything else, regardless of Li Xiulian’s own soul, the one she has now The body is delicate and slender, like Feiyan's rebirth.

No wonder the ghost emperor likes it. Generally speaking, most people who look serious are Mengsao. Li Xiulian is as passionate as a girl, but it is no wonder that the ghost emperor will fall.

It's a pity...The current Li Xiulian is no matter how beautiful and powerful, Qinghuan is not tempted. She has a high immunity to women, and she can appreciate the beauty of Li Xiulian, but she can't play a role as her own.

However, despite this, there is still one thing that makes Qing Huan very distressed.

That is morning erection.

This is completely a natural reaction of the body. When she wakes up every morning, she finds that it hurts. This time she really has an egg. So it's not good to be a man at all, and it's hard to bear the grace of beauty. Watching a group of beauties like flowers and jade, but it is not tempting at all.

A few days ago, the queen asked her if she was uncomfortable. She said she hadn’t set foot in the harem for almost a month. She also asked the queen if she was dissatisfied with these new girls. She also suggested that she still had a birth. Guo Se Tianxiang’s sister, not yet married, is at a young age. If the emperor is interested, she can call her sister into the palace and ask the emperor to look at her.

Qinghuan declined. The ghost emperor should not die. It is clear that he has an 80-year-old life expectancy but died at the age of 30. There must be something strange here, and it must be the emergence of Li Xiu Lian that caused this change. If you don’t find out Then, not only the ghost emperor's fate was changed, but Li Xiulian also suffered.

The ghost emperor kept saying that Li Xiulian deceived his feelings, just treating him as the target of the strategy, ruthless, but Qinghuan felt that this was not the case. At least she could see the joy that flashed in Li Xiulian's eyes every time she met. Harmony is not a fake.

She really likes the ghost emperor, but...maybe this kind of like is not deep enough, so in the end he died, and she was not too sad, because beauty was what she longed for for a long, long time.

Since Li Xiulian could always intercept her, Qinghuan stopped going around with her. Soon everyone in the palace became aware that the emperor took a fancy to the girl named Li Xiulian in this group of beautiful women. Everyone was waiting to see how Li Xiulian ascended to the sky in one step, the imperial decree came down, and the emperor did not designate Li Xiulian as a concubine, but instead ordered her to be the lamp-lighting maid in front of the temple!

Don't underestimate the lady of the lantern, she may spend more time with the emperor than the queen! It can be said to be a fat man, so does the emperor like Li Xiu Lian or not? How can you turn someone into a court lady? Why do you want to stay with you if you don't like it?

The concubines of the emperor's heart do not understand-the love from the harem concubines is crazy.

And since Li Xiulian came to serve Qinghuan, she naturally put away her posture as her master. She is quite knowledgeable and trained, and can often say some amazing words-of course, for Qinghuan. Ideas and highlights are nothing, but she is now playing the role of ghost emperor, so she has to make a look like you are so amazing, you are so smart, I admire you so much...

After a long time, I got used to it. At the beginning, Li Xiulian was also murmured, what does the emperor mean to him? Being a noble person is different from being a court lady. If you can't get the emperor's heart, others will have to laugh at her.

Fortunately, she could see the emperor for a long time every day, and gradually became able to talk. Li Xiulian felt that this was also very good, and the long-flowing strategy is also a strategy!

And the reason why Qing Huan kept Li Xiulian by her side was purely interested in the person who taught her.

I have seen Mi Li in a world before, and Qing Huan has long known that there is an existence similar to her in the world. Because there are too many wise beings, many of them are ordinary people. After their death, they are still unwilling to reincarnate, because their unfulfilled desires and obsessions remain in the world.

At this time, they are needed to help these ghosts fulfill their wishes.

After all, there are only a few who have great merits, and Qinghuan alone can handle it, but ordinary people in the world are the majority. Even if the number of people who refuse to leave after death is only a very small part of the entire living body, it is a world. Even if it is one, the world is countless, and it is a very arduous task.

Thus, an existence like Qinghuan came into being.

They have their own ways. Some people go to battle to fulfill their wishes in person, such as Mi Li, some people stay behind and manipulate other humans to fulfill their wishes-such as the person who taught Li Xiulian this time.

They are not set in stone. Some people are gradually getting worse and degenerate-for example, Mi Li, some people can stick to their original intentions, and some people live for a long time, suffering from memory and what they see and hear, they can no longer survive. Then they have two choices, continue to persist, or reincarnate. Only after reincarnation, I will never have this memory again.

Eternal life is extremely painful, so Heaven allows them to each find a partner and live on each other for a long time.

Some people found it, some didn't find it, and some couldn't find it.

But in any case, their existence like this cannot die out, and cannot appear. They can only stay one world after another, but no matter which world, they do not belong to them.

They came from nothingness, and died out of nothingness.

If possible, Qing Huan hopes that the well water of Li Xiulian will not violate the water of the river. It could have been so, but who made Li Xiulian have an intersection with the ghost emperor, originally Li Xiulian could get her wish after completing the strategy. People can also leave this world and continue their own lives, but who can think of the ghost emperor is not a good thing. When the two collided, Qing Huan felt that a fierce battle would be inevitable.

So she often observes Li Xiulian, wondering how she connects with the people behind her.

Before, Qing Huan was still thinking about how the ghost emperor should be a good emperor. There is no need to worry about the court or the harem. The ministers and the queen take care of them well. All he has to do is to listen to their quarrels, and then propose his own. Opinions make a decision for them, and that's it.

But not long after thinking about it, something went wrong at the border, and the Turks from the northern grasslands began to invade the border aggressively. They burned and looted them, and even robbed the woman and returned!

The two sides had been in peace for decades, but who knew that the Turkic had a particularly difficult winter this year. The water and grass were yellow, the air was extremely cold, and the dripping water became ice. They were used to tents. The horse dung was too cold to light up, and they were weaker. I don’t know how many women, children, old people are dead! After finally getting through the winter, spring didn't last long, because the weather got warmer, somehow the plague began to appear!

First, a large number of cattle and sheep died, and then people, and they were almost dead. Now the Turkic people are anxious, and if they die, they will have nothing left!

In view of the fact that you pinched me and I pinched you for decades with the Turks, the Turks could not show their face and asked the heaven for help, so they simply came to the frontiers to grab them!

Fortunately, they are still a bit sane. Although many people have been injured, few have died.

They are short of women, food, and medicine now. The plague couldn't be cured, so they gathered the dead people and animals together and burned them directly, and then collectively began to migrate.

But this can't stand the gradual worsening of living conditions. The farther north, the steeper the terrain, let alone planting food, even grazing is a big problem!

Turkic people were born on horseback and lived on horseback for a lifetime. They can only continue to find a place suitable for survival.

Then, they took a fancy to the heavenly dynasty.

What are you looking for? Isn't the most suitable place to live in front of you? !