Hogwarts Melon Eater

Chapter 262: Eat rock cakes in summer

[Welcome to the daily updated \'Take You Home\' variety show, I'm your old friend Gugu, everyone must know the rules of our show... What? Some viewers say they still don't understand? Then I'll introduce it again-]

[The program team will randomly select a resident of the magical world, and then visit his home, we will learn about his life, and at the same time bring some meaningful colors to his life. 】

[So in today's fantastic journey, what kind of stories will we learn and what kind of inspirations will we gain? Let us have today's guest, the key-keeper at Hogwarts, the half-giant, Rubeus Hagrid! 】

"Boom!" The door of Hagrid's hut opened, and the creaking sound was accompanied by a crisp sound. The dust and wood fragments falling from the roof pulled Anna out of the small theater in her head and returned to reality.

The smell of damp wood is the main smell of the whole house. Hagrid's house is not big, but it is still much bigger than it looks from the outside, with a little space expansion technique.

There was only one large room in the hut. The bedroom, kitchen, living room, and dining room were all here. There was no toilet. If Hagrid wanted to solve his personal problems, he had to go through the vegetable field outside the house to a separate log cabin to use the toilet.

It's fine in summer, but if it's winter, Hagrid gets up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, then he has to put on a blanket and play a lantern, and stumble through the snow in the face of a blizzard. I froze my **** for half an hour, and woke up after falling asleep to find that my **** was stuck to the toilet.

It's really inconvenient, but unfortunately, there are no almighty residential remodelers in the magic world that can solve his problems.

Hagrid’s house is basically made of wooden furniture. The door is a wooden table and wooden chairs, which are placed in front of the red brick fireplace. Behind the wooden chairs is Hagrid’s dining table. On the dining table of the single man and half-giant Hagrid, there are fruit bowls and cooking. Gloves, a half-made green salad, a drunk sniff, and a cookbook dipped in sweet soup.

This single half-giant usually cooks by himself and eats his own organic vegetables raised with homemade fertilizer.

Occasionally, he would catch a few pheasants, hares, wild boars, wild deer, wild sheep, wild ducks, wild tits, wild bamboo rats, etc. Hagrid likes animals, but he also occasionally eats those animals that are in a coma from heat stroke and let them leave this hellish world. No need to accept the torment of nature.

Ham and \'the last time I caught five pheasants and there is one left\' hanging on the beams of the roof, with the movement of the door swaying, Fang's eyes were glued to the meat from the moment he entered the door, it The cozy nest is right under the ham, and I don't know if I will drool when I sleep.

Hagrid made everyone sit on the red wood sofa in front of the fireplace, then clumsily walked to the cupboard and slapped everyone's glasses of butterbeer. He didn't think about whether underage kids could drink butterbeer, and the kids noticed. He was not reminded.

Three wooden cups twice the size of ordinary cups were placed on the table by Hagrid enthusiastically, "Cold butterbeer!" Hagrid didn't have a refrigerator, and he had just picked up the cask from a pile of dripping ice." Drinking this in summer is really unique!"

Then, he brought another plate of cookies that looked like cookies, but were close relatives of stones, "This is the rock cake I just made, Fred, George, this is the last time I asked you to The modified version of the biscuits eaten, the modified version is particularly crispy, and Headmaster Dumbledore has tasted it and said it is good!"

No wonder Headmaster Dumbledore has fewer and fewer teeth.

"Anna, this is the first time you've tasted rock cakes, right?" Hagrid looked at Anna in a simple way, with the warm smile of the working people on his face, "Come, come and try it, you will fall in love with rock cakes. of!"

"Yeah Anna, Hagrid's rock crust is especially delicious," George echoed.

"Well, it's really good," Fred coughed and echoed.

If you haven't read the original book, I really believe in your evil, and the corner of Anna's mouth raised a slight arc.

She cast a respectful look at the rock skin cake, secretly looking at the ordinary little cookies on the wooden table, these cookies can be eaten, maybe they are delicious, but the price is a few teeth knocked out .

Anna slowly picked up a piece of rock-skin cake, and under the gloating eyes of the twins, she pondered over it, and put it in her mouth. With all her strength, she took a small bite. It fell hard and ate a mouthful of stones.

"Delicious!" Anna looked surprised and looked at Hagrid excitedly, "It's delicious, Hagrid! Your rock crust cake is amazing!"

"I knew," Hagrid patted his head happily, "this improvement is really successful."

"What!" Fred and George frowned and cried out in confusion. Could the improved rock crust really taste better? The two of them didn't notice Anna's malicious eyes, they both picked up the rock skin cake, and when they bit it, their front teeth rattled ominously.

The twins called out at the same time, "Ow! My teeth!"

After chewing their teeth together, the twins visibly calmed down a lot, and they began to remember that they had something to do in coming here to find Hagrid, and messing around on final exams was more important than anything else.

"Hagrid, do you know what happened to the octopus in Black Lake?"

"Octopus?" Hagrid was stunned for a second, then reacted, "Oh, you said Juju, but I have to say, Juju is not an octopus, it's a squid, and I started school when I started. I told everyone there was a squid in the lake..."

Hagrid shrugged, "Maybe most guys don't care much about its species, they call it octopus, and if there are more people calling it, it will become an octopus, and Juju may not care much about it."

"Okay," F.

Dear, this chapter is not over, and there is another page ^0^ Red and George really don't care whether the lake is octopus or squid, "What's wrong with Juju?"

"It's been knocking on the window of the Slytherin lounge, for a while," Anna added.

This giant squid, which Hagrid called a giant, had been knocking on the windows of the Slytherin lounge for a long time, from winter to summer, and it seemed that it would not stop until it flooded the lounge.

Slytherin's little snakes have no choice but to force themselves to adapt to this big squid, just like Gryffindor's little lions adapt to the screaming portrait that can't be taken off in the lounge.

"Professor Snape and I talked about it, knocking on the window, Juju did get a little moody during this time, but he wasn't like this before, Juju is an old Hogwarts resident, I was in school Now it lives in Black Lake."

Hagrid touched his head, "I tried to talk to it, and at first it was willing to extend its tentacles to say hello to me, but after a few minutes I don't know what happened, it looked very angry, almost I overturned my boat."

"I won't be able to find it after that," Hagrid glared at the innocent working people, frowning, with some remorse in his eyes, "I thought this matter would be easy to resolve, so I bragged about Haikou and promised Snee. Professor Pu took two days to solve this...it's been delayed for months now..."

George and Fred glanced at each other with weird smiles, then looked at Hagrid at the same time, with sincerity in their voices, "Let's help you, Hagrid, maybe what you said hurt a lot, So it doesn't want to see you again."

"Let's try it?" Fred puffed up his chest and said "we're very reliable". "Maybe we can convince it?"

"Um..." Hagrid hesitated. "It might... it doesn't usually surface..."

"Let's try it out," Anna coughed. "The giant banging on the glass has become more frequent. I don't know how long the windows in the Slytherin lounge will last. Professor Snape has been doing a lot recently. Sigh," of course this is nonsense, Professor Snape has been busy scolding plants in the field lately, and where is the time to sigh.

The image of Professor Snape sighing appeared in his head, and Hagrid felt a chill, feeling that the room was much cooler, he hesitated for a moment, but agreed, "Then you have to pay attention to safety, my boat will be parked at Black Lake. On the shore, you can just go over there..."

"It would be best if you could see the giant, but it probably won't come out," Hagrid took out a burlap bag from the cupboard and handed it to the twins. Love to eat this, if you guys actually see it, give this to it."

Fred took the bag, opened it, and saw that the smell of the rock cake made his teeth ache, so he quickly reconciled the bag, "No problem, Hagrid."

"Is there anything else we need to pay attention to?" Anna asked cautiously, although visiting a giant squid was no longer a prudent behavior.

Hagrid thought seriously for a while, then stroked his beard. "No, Juju is still very friendly..."

"Then let's go quickly," Fred and George couldn't hold back their excitement when they heard that Hagrid was willing to borrow the boat, and finally they were able to venture to the mysterious Black Lake, the air seemed to be filled with Happy breath.

The two of them ran out with Anna on their back~lightnovelpub.net~ We left Hagrid! "

"Bang," Fang, who was sitting in the corner, had to stand up and shake the sawdust off his body.

"Goodbye," Hagrid raised his hand and shook it, but his guests had already squeezed out of the door.

"Hohohoho, it's really energetic!" Hagrid stroked his beard and smiled. He opened the "How to Imagine Owning a Fire Dragon" that he didn't read last time, and put it aside, then picked up the rock skin cake on the table and elegantly Enjoy alone.

For a while, the room was full of rattling sounds.

He remembered something while eating, patted his head and stood up suddenly, "Oh! Do they know there are mermen and Cornish elf in the lake?"

Fang also stood up, looked around warily, then watched Hagrid with a blank face and sat down again.

"It's okay, they won't go into the water anyway," Hagrid took up his own wooden cup the size of a washbasin and drank the cold butterbeer inside. "Ah, summer."

Dear, this chapter is over, I wish you a happy reading! ^0^