Hogwarts Melon Eater

Chapter 66: Gringotts readers ④

In a dark and cramped alley in Diagon Alley, Pull Can was sitting on the trash can and nibbling its nails, staring blankly at the wall.

There's a snoring goblin there...

With some alcohol and a bit of life and death water, the task of kidnapping Borg is easy to accomplish.

And he also ate an unexpected melon. When Borg was drunk, he hugged himself and cried about family conflicts. He pulled the can and sighed. He looked so happy when we met tomorrow morning...

Sure enough, men can only hide their grievances in their hearts...

The sun shines on the glass and reflects on the can's eyes. It empties its eyes, and suddenly thinks of the time to go home to get life and death water...

The wife was cooking lunch, and the not-so-good-looking face became gentle under the warm light.

"Uh, I have something to go out, I won't come back for dinner..." The conversation between La Can and his wife always carried a kind of 'want to end as soon as possible'.

"Okay, I see." The wife showed no expression, but Pulling Can clearly felt the pain from her right arm.

Has she been hurt?

Pulling the can carefully looked at his wife, racking his brains to ponder one or two good words, "You are very beautiful today, the clothes..." The wife is wearing a dirty apron, "Face..." Pulling can't feel himself saying, "Hair! You! The hairstyle looks great!" It finally found the angle of compliment.

"Really?" The expression on the wife's face showed a hint of consternation, and she touched her hair. It has been many years since she heard the man's praise, "Thank you!" She smiled.

The pain in the arm is gone, and I can still hear the sound of my wife humming in the kitchen even when I pull the can out the door. She is too easy to satisfy... If I get caught in Gringotts... I should be \'The Brotherhood of Goblins \'Just judge...then I might never see her again...

For the first time, La Can was emotional because he might not be able to see his wife. You must know that La Can in the past wanted to stay away from her.

"Sucking—" Four children licking ice cream appeared at the entrance of the alley. Pulling the can recognized Anna, jumped off the trash can, and hurriedly greeted her.

"I brought Borg... you guys... shouldn't hurt it, right?"

Anna glanced at the snoring Borg in the corner, took out her wand, "Passed out!" White light flashed, and Borg was under Anna's spell.

Pulling the can tightly, Borg's snoring disappeared! It affirms once again that these people must have used compound medicines! It is impossible for ordinary children to have such magic power!

Fred ran to Borg's side to have a look, and made an ok gesture, steady. According to the experimental feedback of the bespectacled male thug, he wouldn't wake up without two or three days.

"You..." Pulling the can swallowed his saliva with difficulty.

"It's fine, it just fell into a deep sleep." Hermione kindly explained to Pulling Can.

Fred pretended to be serious, "It won't wake up unless someone kisses it." Pulling the can looked at Borg's old face with a look of embarrassment.

Anna took out a bottle of wine from the blue flowery cloth bag and handed it to the pull can, "Give it to the goblin at the door, and when it leaves, you can go in. If you meet someone else you know, you can say that you have changed shifts with someone else... …”

"Wait for it to leave..." Pulling Can's pupils shook, "Wait for it to leave this...world?"

George was speechless, "What are you thinking? There's a bowel cleaning agent in it - as the name suggests, it cleans the bowels..."

"It's time for Gringotts to change shifts, so it's convenient for you to get the key to the bottom vault," Pulling Can's pupils, who had just calmed down, continued to vibrate again.

"Be calm. When you get the key, just find an empty spot to stand, and wait for us to come to you..." Anna patted it on the shoulder, "Remember, calm down."

"I..." The hand pulling the can and holding the wine bottle was sweaty, he hesitated, "I'll try my best..."

The poisonous sun at noon hangs high in the sky, the ice cream shop is full of customers, and the parasols are full of people, and the number of wizards wandering on the road has dropped significantly.

The goblin Yi La, who was guarding the gate at Gringotts, was bored, "I still have to watch the gate at noon..." It kicked the marble pillar lightly and whispered, "No one will come at this time..."

"Huh!" It noticed that the pull-can was walking towards this side with a bottle of wine - my happiness is here! Yila showed a happy expression.

"Pull the can! My friend!"

Yi La almost grabbed the ground to pull the bottle of wine out of the can, "It's a fair deal, you have to pay something to let others keep it a secret!"

It made a zipper motion on its mouth with its other hand, "I guarantee that your family won't hear any wind from me."

Pulling the can didn't even have time to say a word, and maintained the posture of holding the wine, which seemed a bit funny.

"What kind of wine is this?" Yi La opened the stopper and smelled it, and suddenly had a bad premonition, staring at the pull can strangely, "It's quite fragrant—isn't it? You are willing to give such a good wine ?"

"Uh," Pulling Can said the first syllable after seeing Yi La.

"It's very reluctant. This bottle of wine is very expensive..." He pondered the reason, "It's just too long, although I think it's fine, but my wife said it might be broken, let me deal with it..."

"You decide whether you want to drink it or not..." Pulling the can had some hope that Yi La wouldn't drink the bottle of wine. In this case, maybe the ridiculous plan of robbing Gringotts could be stopped.

But Yi La was relieved, she felt that she understood.

"Hahaha...Poor cans! Are you being fooled by your wife? All fairies know that the longer the wine is, the better--" It winked narrowly, "is it because your wife doesn't let you drink? ?is not it?"

Let's have diarrhea, you.

Pulling the can rolls his eyes, now he doesn't worry about this hateful guy at all.

"Haha... It's so pitiful, you can only watch me happy," Yi La raised the bottle, \'ton ton ton...\' Half a bottle of wine went down.

"Awesome—" Yi La laughed, but almost instantly, its smile froze, and at the same time, there was a 'gurgling' sound from her stomach.

It looked at the pull can in shock, "Isn't it—"

Pulling the can shrugged, "I said let you decide whether you want to drink or not..."

Yi La pointed at the pull can, and didn't hold back a complete sentence for a long time, "You..." It covered its stomach, his face was red, and his voice was weak, "Remember..." The wind rushed towards the nearest store, " bathroom!"

Seeing Yi La running away, Pulling Can turned around, took a deep breath, and walked into the gate of Gringotts.

"Ron, can you stop circling..." Harry looked at Ron who looked like a headless fly in front of him with a headache. "You have to trust your friend..." He sighed.

"Of course I trust my friend!" Ron scratched his hair irritably, "but don't you think... it's a coincidence!?" He walked up to Harry.

"George really fell on his horse as soon as he went out! Merlin's beard! Maybe there is a photographer staring at us from somewhere right now!"

"Maybe it's just their prank! Isn't Anna teasing me too--does I sound like a big devil when I ask about the can? She even salutes me!" Harry waved his hand to persuade Ron to relax.

"Relax Ron," Ginny walked back from the window. "I didn't see anything but a tabby cat sitting on the floor with a scalding bum—" She shrugged." Look at this big sun, who's noble photographer would go out in this ghost weather?"

"Ah!"

Under a blue sun umbrella outside 92 Diagon Alley, a masked wizard sneezed. He shook his head and took off his mask.

This is a young man with large European and American double eyelids and deep facial features. He picked up the teacup on the table, took a few sips gracefully, and then burped gracefully.

The tabby cat sitting not far from him moved a position silently.

As expected of the UK...

The young man sighed in his heart that even a cat has so many ideas, which is interesting - but it's still a little worse than the three children who wanted to rob Gringotts in Knockturn Alley.

Picking up the Coke on the table, he poured some more into the teacup, listening with great interest to the wizard next door complaining about him in his heart—\'Don't he know that the teacup is used for tea? \'

He took a sip and hiccupped again. He saw the old wizard next door frowning with the newspaper, \'Ah, what a rude hiccup! \'

The man chuckled softly, the UK is indeed much more interesting than the US!

The old wizard who read the newspaper finally couldn't bear the man's defilement of the 'teacup'. He made a teapot and tapped the man on the shoulder politely, "My son, maybe you would like some tea?"

"Oh, of course, it's an honor to taste English—" He lifted the suitcase, flicked the switch in the lock, and opened the bag, "here are some American pastries I brought, and I hope I can enjoy them with you. "

The old wizard poured out the coke in the man's tea cup mercilessly, made a "clean up", and then poured out the tea, "A friend from America?"

"Yes, I just arrived in the UK for less than a month," the man stretched out his hand carelessly. "Jacob Kowalski, nice to meet you."

The old wizard shook hands with him, "Borren, just call me Boren."

Bolen handed the tea to Jacob, "Your last name doesn't feel very American?"

"Thank you," Jacob took the teacup, "yes, it's a Polish surname to be precise, my grandfather was a Polish-American No-Maj... uh... that's what you call a Muggle..."

He took a sip of English-style black tea while chewing on peony, "My name is also the same as my grandfather, it's Jacob..."

Old Bollen had given up the idea of ​​letting this cheerful American youth in his twenties have a good cup of tea. He picked up a piece of cake, "This is... the appearance of a poison horn? It's quite unique."

"Yes!" When it comes to the pastry, Jacob's whole body is refreshed. "It's a special product of our \'Kowalski Bakery\'! I heard from my mother that it was inspired by my wizard grandmother and No-Maji grandfather. The romantic love story on the streets of New York," he stuck out his tongue, "it's a bit too boring, I won't repeat it..."

"Excuse me," Boren said with some doubts, "both your grandparents are Americans? As far as I know, the United States has always been less humane in the management of Muggle and wizard intermarriage..."

"Although that 'Rappaport Law' was repealed in '65, American wizards are notoriously unfriendly to Muggles... Your grandparents' love must have encountered many... um... obstacles?"

"Yes yes! You know these things well--" Jacob finished his tea in two gulps, "that's the beauty of my grandparents' love! Although my grandmothers had gone the wrong way, in the end, they Still has a fairy tale ending..."

"You can't believe it," Jacob lowered his voice, "grandmother said that a person who was the least likely to help her finally helped her... We are all familiar with that person..."

Old Bolen raised his eyebrows~lightnovelpub.net~ with an excited look on his face, "Oh? Who is it?"

"Boom—" The sound of the building collapsing interrupted the conversation between the two.

Immediately, the roaring voice of a huge creature spread throughout Diagon Alley, "Ow—Ow—" A head emerged from the collapsed roof of Gringotts.

"Mom, didn't I read it right? Is that a fire dragon?!" The surrounding wizard exclaimed, the scene was chaotic, Bolen lifted the teacup away from the table, and saw that the tabby cat on the ground was blown up.

Jacob closed the suitcase and looked a little panicked, "What happened!?" But he quickly realized that it was the movement of the three children who wanted to rob Gringotts—

Merlin's Coke! This is really... amazing!

Gringotts in the center of Diagon Alley attracted everyone's attention. The dragon had already climbed to the top of the building and was shooting flames all around.

Jacob's eyes widened with excitement, Bolen coughed slightly proudly, "Look, look, that's what my great-granddaughter did!"

"God, this is moving!" Harry saw the grand scene from the window, "Ginny, Ron, it's time for us to act!"

Ron found a bag to hold the fireworks, "Can these fireworks really attract more attention than a dragon?"

Ginny saw that some Aurors had come, "You have to trust your friends! Get your bags! We're running out of time!" She shouted upstairs, "Dudu! Come on!"

"Clap," Du Du appeared in front of the three of them, motioning them to hold his arm, "Du Du is very happy to help you, please don't let go of Du Du's arm when you are changing shape!"

"I'll definitely catch it to the death-"

"Crack," the three and Du Du disappeared on the spot.