How Am I Still Alive?

Chapter 41: short board

"Here are 3 steamed buns, two fresh meat and one sauce meat. Are they hot? Are the ingredients fresh?"

"Of course, this is the equipment and materials purchased by the Gourmet Association. The taste and safety are guaranteed. Three dollars per dollar, do I need to pack it?"

Having said that, the store owner also pointed to the "Gucheng Food Association B-level gourmet store (Xingwang Baozi Shop on the wall behind him.

Food Association? Lu Ping'an took the steamed bun, feeling that there was something subtly wrong with this style of painting.

But after a few questions, his expression became more subtle.

"...Church, do you even care about this kind of thing?"

The Ancient City Food Association is actually a subordinate organization of a certain church of the "King of Harvest and Food" among the four common gods of life.

At least half of the retail stores in this city have participated in it and have been certified and rated.

There were few people in the morning, and the owner of Baozipu was still bragging about how he was ingenious in the evaluation, so that the small shop was rated as a big shop.

But in Lu Ping'an's view, allowing "civil forces" to obtain the right to formulate and evaluate standards is, in a sense, more excessive than the previous view of pharmaceutical companies taking shares in hospitals.

He recalled a news from his previous life, when a top-ranked super pharmaceutical company in the world issued an internal announcement, ridiculing a certain peer that "the effect of the new drug is so good that the patient is cured", and he believes that "the business model that can cure the patient is not sustainable. sex".

"If it's a joke, it's kind of hard to laugh at."

He sighed helplessly, maybe in the eyes of other people, he who thinks all this is abnormal is the weirdo.

In the eyes of Lu Ping'an, who is accustomed to modern society, it is too much to complain that just a "owner in the secret territory has all the sovereignty".

Will people who are accustomed to killing and doing evil in the secret realm change when they come out? Just reach out to get all the happiness, let them keep repeating it.

From Lu Ping'an's point of view, this incident is just another upgraded version of "school bullying", and there have always been similar social news.

Speaking of which, it is true that the "public power that should have existed" was absent again.

In the final analysis, it is still the "Secret Realm Sovereignty System", which makes everything worse.

You don't need the owner of the secret realm to do evil, just need him to "acquiesce" and "give up supervision", it will lead to the infinite deterioration of everything.

The Lord of the Secret Realm is the order of the small world. The absence of order will bring chaos and cross-flow of desire.

Equan and the others didn't know that the situation would deteriorate to such a serious level. In their eyes, the little gangsters who were not worth mentioning could do this. They could actually have prevented this.

Perhaps, they just felt that there was no need to anger the owner of the secret realm to stop this "little evil that bullies newcomers".

That round of applause may be a sign of approval, but perhaps there is also guilt and unease.

What happened in front of you may just be the epitome of countless secret places in the whole world.

This is the virtue of the novice secret realms in the city. Those large secret realms that are said to be like independent kingdoms and different worlds are completely out of control.

With independent financial rights, independent territories, and independent personnel, what is the difference between them and kingdoms?

"...Forget it, it's pointless to think too much. At least they didn't have a big mess before. Maybe I thought too much."

What Lu Ping'an didn't know was that his guess was not only correct, but the reality was much more serious than the guess.

One bun, one bun, Lu Ping An walked on the road, strolling and playing.

Ice cream parlors, game arcades, comic shops, CD shops, have a blast today! Don't go home until the money in the purse is spent!

What? Captain Xia's warning? Uh, there were too many things at once, and he selectively forgot about it.

What? College entrance exam soon?

"Fuck! There are only two days for the college entrance examination?! ...... That's not to hurry up and have a good time! It is said that if you enter the university, you will not be able to come out! By the way, big cat, you have to study hard! "

In terms of impersonation, Lu Ping An is obviously constantly evolving.

Then, he was blocked.

A police car rushed out horizontally and placed directly in front of him.

Xia Qin, who had black eyes, came down to treat people angrily, and in the passenger seat was a Leihuo Blade with a face of "you can do it yourself".

Five minutes later, Lu Pingan returned to the police station, and he left for less than an hour...

"Okay, I know you won't go to review, then, accompany me to work overtime."

"Okay, okay, I haven't been a policeman yet. Let me try."

While flipping through the computer, reading documents, and chatting with the prisoner, while playing, he also absorbed more "common sense" like a sponge, deepening his understanding of the inner and outer world.

10 minutes later, because Lu Ping'an jumped up and down asking questions and interfering with work, her mood exploded even more.

"...You're very good, so you should be very confident in taking the Guda entrance examination. Then, we are considered as brothers and sisters. Let the sisters see if you are really ready."

So, Lu Pingan was brought to the training room of the police station, and he was put on a full set of fighting armor to let Xia Qin see if he was "ready".

A minute later, Xia Qin knelt down... Kneeling down and begging Lu Ping'an not to die!

"...Your positive ability is really indescribable."

"The captain said it very euphemistically. I was more direct. 'You have no positive ability at all, and you play the same way as X'."

"...I'm practicing, I'm practicing. Give me some time."

Lu Ping'an, who was paralyzed on the ground, had just recovered from high-speed self-healing, opened his backpack, poured a liter of water directly, and then tore open the package of jerky and chewed it.

The scene in front of them scared the two professional keepers.

"Quick self-healing through the doctor's approach?!"

"How is it possible? Is it too fast?"

Seeing the two surprised eyes, the paralyzed Lu Ping'an raised his right hand slightly, allowing them to see the glove of his right hand and the sacred emblem of the daughter of the forest above.

"Haha, good luck, I just got it."

Lu Ping'an chewed triumphantly.

"...My mentality exploded. I've been a professional keeper for three years, and I only have one taboo item."

Is it just luck? The Thunder Fire Blade, which has always been very calm, has broken defenses a bit. He doesn't use his broken stuff once a year, and the maintenance fee is still expensive.

"I have two pieces, one for meritorious service, and one for my comrades..."

Xia Qin touched the spear and sword around her waist, and her face was full of disbelief.

It's just that Lu Pingan didn't care about Versailles with them at this time, so he tore a bag of compressed biscuits again.

"No wonder no one wants to use fast self-healing. I can't wait to eat soil and drink iron and let go of hunger and thirst. This physical strength has also been drained. Isn't that waiting to die on the battlefield?"

Lu Ping'an was soaked all over, as if he was fished out of the sea, unable to move his mind and body at the same time.

With his mortal-level physique, he has been greatly overdrawn by this spell.

In desperation, he started "deferred payment" and left the physical exertion to the day after tomorrow.

"...Fortunately, there are still two days to pay, so it won't be delayed until the third day of the college entrance examination."

In fact, this is also an opportunity. The random use of unfamiliar abilities in actual combat may break the chain~lightnovelpub.net~ You must try it out before the exam.

Seeing Lu Ping'an stand up so quickly, the two professional keepers who have been in the business for many years are even more incomprehensible.

They also know the flaw of "accelerated self-healing", and what this guy shows is getting harder and harder to explain.

But from another point of view, Lu Ping'an showed his "outrageous" in front of them, which is also a kind of trust.

"...Let's do it again, this time a bit slower, let me lay out my position."

Lu Ping'an also wanted to try it. Now, what level can he achieve in the real professional system?

Then, he knelt down.

The three-game losing streak against Lei Huo Ren did not take more than 1 minute in total. The slow speed of the magic plant simply couldn't catch the runners in the second half of the second-order.

The fight with Xia Qin was even more tragic. It gave him time to set up the battlefield, but he was still defeated with one blow, and he almost fell to his knees on the spot.

"Don't hit, don't hit, my baby will die if you hit me again, and I'm counting on it to help me with the exam! Now I don't have the resources to get another one!"

At this time, Lu Ping'an also knew that he probably still had a certain distance from these veterans.

He didn't know, he was surprised by the strength of the professionals, and the two professionals were frightened.

"...Too fast, too fast. It's been over a year since I reached this level and became a polluter."

"Unbelievable, incomprehensible, is this ZZZ-level pollution?"

But at the same time, Lu Pingan also received the evaluation he wanted.

"There should be no problem with passing grades in actual combat, but since there are obvious shortcomings, don't you need to think about scholarships... This is not acceptable."