Talking about shit, pee, and fart at the dinner table has always been despised by people.

But Su Shijun is too beautiful.

This inexplicably cast a dazzling light on every word she said, so that people couldn't detect that there was anything wrong with those special words appearing on the table.

In another person, the difference appeared immediately.

"If everyone thinks it's dirty and no one wants to do it, then the world would have turned into a **** long ago." Zheng Qing finally realized that the examples cited by the witch just now seemed inappropriate, and felt nauseated in his hands. The fried egg in the secretary's place was no longer fragrant, and he summed it up hastily: "...There is always someone who wants to be a cleaner. This is a truth that children understand."

He glanced at Poseidon.

A fox maid was picking up a piece of fried egg with a fork and feeding it to the little fox's mouth. Perhaps because the wizard just used a dirty word, the little fox turned its head to one side and refused to eat the egg yolk.

Then Su Shijun glanced at her.

The little fox obediently opened its mouth.

Zheng Qing felt that he probably would not be able to reach this level in his life.

"Professional things should be left to professional people. You are not a real 'cleaner'. It is dangerous to continue chasing this matter." The witch shook her head, frowning slightly, and signaled the wizard to come closer.

Zheng Qing quietly slowed down his breathing, feeling a little nervous and uneasy in his heart. On the one hand, it was because the distance between him and Su Shijun was getting closer, but on the other hand, it was also because the witch's earnestness at the moment gave him a faint hope.

Rationality told him that it would be difficult for Su Shijun, who has been advanced for less than two years, to find out the problems that the therapists at the school hospital and the senior wizards at the dinner party could not find out.

But what if.

What if the Qingqiu Su Clan has any secret magic skills, or the members of the Parliament under the Moon have mastered some kind of superb healing magic? He tried his best to clear his mind, searched his guts, and tried to continue the topic just now, so as to divert his attention at this moment.

Poseidon tilted his head, looked at the wizard and witch who were getting closer, his cheeks squirmed slowly, a little unsure if he could still see the scene behind.

She quickly glanced at the maid beside her, seeing that she was still cutting bread diced for herself calmly, her heart suddenly settled down, the tip of her tail twitched happily, and her eyes widened in excitement.

"Why is it dangerous?"

Zheng Qing repeated the witch's last words as if in a dream, with a slight tremor in his voice, because as the two approached, the witch's cold fingers were kneading his joints one by one, along the fingertips, to the wrist, then to the elbow.

"Because it will cause panic." Su Shijun's expression was serious, and his voice was as calm as ever, as if what he was pinching was not a boy, but a piece of wood: "A person can remain sober and rational, but a group of people..."

She snorted softly, as if laughing at the whole world,

"...a group of people is stupid, short-sighted, crazy and dangerous. Every wizard should keep a safe distance and a state of 'being alone'. Panic is too easy to spread among the crowd. It is difficult for you to keep a group of people rational enough... Remember what happened to you on Halloween last year? They dared to hold a barbecue for you even if you weren't a dark wizard."

The corner of her mouth curled up slightly, revealing a teasing smile.

It's just that with the deepening of the inspection, the distance between the two is getting closer, Zheng Qing can't feel the teasing in this smile at all, and only feels that he is already nervous and suffocating.

In particular, the strands of hair falling from the side of the witch's face were slowly undulating with the breath of the two of them and the breeze flowing in the room, scratching his cheeks and the tip of his nose, making him feel that a big sneeze was going to happen in the next second.

Su Shijun noticed the mischievous strands of hair on the wizard's blushing face almost immediately, and chuckled lightly: "Help me pull my hair."

"ah?"

Zheng Qing was stunned for a moment, and even forgot to sneeze, but in the next second, Su Man, the head maid, quietly appeared behind the master of the Qingqiu mansion, and quickly **** a simple ball head for the mistress, revealing a white and slender length. neck.

The wizard's face continued to flush, and he subconsciously closed his eyes. But this time it wasn't because of the teasing of those few hairs, but because he thought the witch was asking him to help, so he almost stood up.

This embarrassment is even stronger than the previous urge to sneeze.

The warm and charming fragrance filled every slow breath of Zheng Qing, making him a little groggy, and unconsciously said those words that he had been thinking for a long time: "The school is everyone's school, and everyone has an obligation to maintain it …Do you know the water tank? It is a large fish tank for ornamental fish. If one of the fish kept in the tank gets sick, within a week, all the fish in the tank will turn their stomachs, and then the tank will start to turn black and smelly. We can only start over by emptying and sanitizing the tank... First University is a big tank compared to the entire wizarding world, and those crows are a sick fish. We can't wait until all the fish have turned their bellies before taking action... "

"A very convincing example, I didn't expect you to think about the problem from such a high angle~lightnovelpub.net~ Su Shijun joked, his voice was close to Chi Chi, and the warm fragrance washed over Zheng Zheng one by one He had a clear face, but he didn't dare to open his eyes, because the witch was stretching out her hands without hesitation, kneading every inch of the wizard's body, the magic power surging through her fingertips seemed to carry a tiny electric current, making the wizard Continue to tremble.

But she changed the subject and didn't fully agree with Zheng Qing's point of view: "But I think it's a little early for you to think about these issues. Maybe when you grow taller, see farther, and know more, you will find out, That fish may not be sick, but is going to change its way of life, climb out of the water to breathe air along the artificial rocks in the tank... As long as it is not dead, it will be difficult to pollute the tank... No matter what , The water tank also has an owner, and the owner will fish out a certain fish in advance after it gets sick... that's all right, open your eyes, don't let Dongdong think that I'm going to eat you."

Chirp chirp!

Poseidon's hasty explanation came from his ear, but Zheng Qing felt hazy and couldn't hear anything clearly.

The fingers on the body moved away, the fragrance gradually faded away, and the invisible oppressive feeling that was close at hand suddenly dissipated. The boy finally had the courage to open his eyes, and as expected, he saw the witch who had been getting closer and closer to him had returned to a straight sitting posture.

He cleared his throat, and twisted his body in the seat with some embarrassment.

"What a naughty little bean...don't worry too much for now." Su Shijun glanced at him, with a touch of thought in his eyes: "You two eat slowly, after breakfast, remember to supervise Dongdong to complete today's homework... Sister Man has a class schedule. She is not allowed to eat candies, nor is she allowed to eat cold ones."

The little fox shook his ears aggrievedly but excitedly.

Looking expectantly, the witch got up and left the restaurant.