I Am In Charge of Myriad Realms Bank

Chapter 1461: You... you are poisonous!

When Lv San'er was a little donkey, it was just a domestic donkey. Because the old donkey in that family was exhausted, even the little donkey had to be forced to do it by the hostess. .

Working day and night, until one day, it was also dying and almost exhausted.

The hostess of that house decided to kill it and eat meat!

Zhang Zhu’s master passed by and spent a few gold coins to save it. Then Lu San'er followed Zhang Zhu’s master, and after Zhang Zhu’s master died, he followed Zhang Zhu.

It originally thought that it would be a matter of time before the pair of masters and disciples were killed by its lifespan?

result……

Now it still needs to survive for another 100,000 years!

Where are you going to make sense!

"Lord Lord I am very angry now."

Lu San'er looked at the third-tier shadow guard in front of him, and then said, "I want to kill someone!"

"Let me see if you, the third-tier shadow guard, are worthy of the name! Can you really kill Banbu Dizun!"

"you……"

"How is this possible? You actually respect your strength in half a step!"

Even now, this third-tier shadow guard still can't believe it, although he is not panicked, but this incident has disrupted his plan!

"Nothing is impossible."

Lu San'er said, "Old Lu, I was saved by someone. In order to repay my gratitude, I can only do this."

"More importantly..."

"When I was rescued, I was not so strong. After so many years, I didn't even think that I would break through to half a step!"

"Zhang Zhu's master must have looked at my talent, not an ordinary donkey, so he saved me!"

"Really a good plan!"

Hearing this, this third-tier shadow guard was suddenly stunned.

Unexpectedly, there is still such a relationship!

Because it is impossible to know the origin of this period!

"Whoo!"

In the next moment, he narrowed his eyes, glanced at Zhang Zhu and Lu San'er, then turned and left.

"Want to run?"

"Fight and then run!"

Lu San'er flashed, chasing after him, and quickly surpassed him: "Two-legged, how can you run four-legged?"

"Lu San'er, you are not my opponent, don't ask for trouble!"

The shadow guard's face sank.

Although he can kill the half-step Dizun, it does not mean that he can kill all the half-step Dizun!

After all, he is not an earthly superior realm powerhouse!

Just a half-step to respect!

More importantly, once the fight starts, the problem may not be solved in a short period of time. When Zhang Zhu returns to the Ten Thousand Worlds Bank, what weird means he gets, he just wants to leave...

Can't leave!

"Who said that your lord is not your opponent? Don't be too arrogant!"

Lu San'er said, his figure flashed directly, and then the shadow guard saw a donkey's buttocks facing him, and his pupils shrank immediately!

The opponent's speed is too fast!

"Om!"

Then, there was a strong sacred power surging in his hands for a moment, and even a thick sacred power shield was condensed on his hands, ready to block the opponent's hoof!

after all……

For donkeys, the most powerful way to attack is to kick back!

He dare not look down!

But at this moment...

"Boom!"

A muffled thunder sounded.

"wrong!"

"It's not bored! It's... it's... fart!"

"you……"

"Ahem..."

What this third-ranking shadow guard never expected was that Lu San'er, who respected his strength in a half-step manner, actually...put a fart at him!

This……

Is there a masterful demeanor?

More importantly, he seems to be dizzy now? ! !

"I haven't smelled my **** for a long time! Can you tell me what my **** smells like now?"

At this moment, the voice of Lu San'er rang in the ears of this third stage shadow guard.

"you……"

"puff!"

At the next moment, this third-rank shadow guard just wanted to speak, while using his holy power to defend himself. As a result... his heart was blocked, and then a mouthful of blood spurted out!

"You... your fart is poisonous!"

His face was full of horror, his eyes were blurred, and he couldn't even see the look of Donkey San'er. He could only vaguely see that the donkey-faced, dignified old donkey was turning his head and smiling at him. !

The smile is as bright as a chrysanthemum!

"puff!"

Immediately afterwards, he felt a heavy blow in his heart.

"Crack!"

There was a sudden sound of bone fragmentation in his chest, and then two blood holes appeared.

Lu San'er obviously didn't dare to be careless, knowing that he used his wisdom to hit this third-class shadow guard by surprise, and must seize this opportunity!

Control the enemy with one blow!

It did it!

"puff!"

"puff!"

...

This third-tier shadow guard flew upside down, like a kite with a broken line.

His heart was kicked abruptly!

He even felt his heart almost burst!

"Boom!"

Soon, his body glided against the ground for thousands of meters, and finally hit a huge thunderstone before stopping.

"You... mean... shameless... shameless..."

This third-ranking shadow guard felt abnormally aggrieved, he had lived such a big life, and he had never been so aggrieved!

So that at this time, he was full of hideous eyes, staring at the donkey, as if to devour it!

"Hey-hey……"

"You just have fun!"

Lu San'er smiled and said, "Do you know how many people are vying to sniff my fart?"

"My fart has been held back by me for 1,000 years!"

"I have always had a hunch that this fart is bound to be earth-shattering!"

"The effect is amazing!"

"Sure enough! Didn't disappoint me! Haha..."

At this moment, Zhang Zhu was covering his mouth and nose, staying away, because Lu San'er's stinky fart was really stinky, and it lasted for a long time, as if sticking to his body!

1000 years ago, the fart of Lv San'er was still fresh in his memory, and he forced him to vomit for three days and nights, and he vomited all his bile!

So, this time he saw the donkey fart, and he dodged away.

at this time……

He saw that the reptiles in the hundreds of thousands of miles all twitched and all died. Even the fish hiding in the water turned their stomachs and died thoroughly.

Passing through this area, I heard the fighting movement and wanted to take a look at it from a distance. A monster who was a spectator accidentally inhaled a “gas that shouldn’t be inhaled”, and then he didn’t hold on to it, and soon became poisoned. die.

"Om!"

There was even a spectator who promptly activated the Holy Power's defense, but the fart was able to penetrate the Holy Power!

Terrible!

This made the spectator vomit wildly, took a lot of detoxification drugs, but still vomited all of them, and finally...hiccup!

"You...puff..."

Hearing the laughter of Lu San'er, this third-tier shadow guard wanted to say something, but he was poisoned to death, vomiting a last bit of blood, and then completely died.

At this time, his face turned blue, his orifices were bleeding, and he was extremely miserable...