I am Vardy

Chapter 286: Pleasant goats partying?

Sometimes running too fast is really not a good thing, and the heels are not tragic!

Valdy laughed at himself and walked back slowly!

Sitting squarely on the ground and tying shoelaces, Valdy said, "I've increased the exposure of Nike's sneakers, won't you add me a drumstick?"

Although this counterattack was unsuccessful, it still caused the Rangers players to sweat.

Vardi's counterattack is too sharp and terrible, and they simply can't prevent it. If it wasn't just that Valdi ran away and lost his shoes, they might have fallen behind.

This time, the past was blocked by an accident, but what about the next time?

Could it be that the next time Valdi lost another shoe?

God said that he would not take this job!

After the game restarted, the wanderers withered, and they dared not continue to press out to play what kind of header bombing. Don’t let Pearl Harbor not sneak attack, but let people throw two atomic bombs!

And now Manchester United's play is blunt knife cutting meat, tormenting the Grasse Rangers bit by bit, Su Chao's giants have patronized the pain, and have no intention to counterattack again.

In the 23rd minute of the first half, Valdi assisted Giggs to break the goal and Manchester United led by one goal;

In the 43rd minute of the first half, Cristiano Ronaldo scored a goal and Manchester United led by two goals;

In the second half, Manchester United opened a killing ring. Valdi shot from the top of the penalty area to make the opponent's goalkeeper whip, Manchester United led by three goals;

At this point, Manchester United has locked the victory and even the qualifications for promotion have been locked. Who would believe that Manchester United can still be turned over by the Rovers?

The opponent seemed to admit his fate, the attack could not be played, the defense was weak, as if all their energy had been exhausted in the first 20 minutes.

So Manchester United began to control the game more recklessly, control the ball, and spent time waiting for the game to end.

I thought the game was over like this, but I didn't expect Saha who came off the bench to leave the home team with no face. In the last 20 minutes, he kicked his head and scored two goals. Manchester United finally slaughtered the Glasgow Rangers with five goals.

Sure enough, everyone's prediction was correct before the match. Manchester United was guaranteed to the quarterfinals. In the face of the weakest of the top 16, Manchester United ate a mouthful of flavor.

Taking the Champions League victory over Yu Wei, Manchester United returned to the league and defeated Wigan on the road, continuing to maintain pressure on Chelsea.

The two-line battle goes hand in hand. Although the league is behind, it is not without hope of catching up. The Champions League is awesome. Manchester United is on top of the best momentum, which makes all Red Devils fans around the world feel very excited.

But at this time, Valdi was in a little trouble, mainly because the club of Blackburn was too disgusting.

He gnawed a turf at Blackburn's home court and eventually caused an allergy to retreat. If it is replaced by another team, this will not matter.

But Blackburn's despicableness really made Vardy angry, so he didn't have the idea of ​​turning things into little things, he just wanted to make things big.

So he complained directly to the FA. Blackburn poisoned his turf, causing his lips to swell into sausages. He was admitted to the hospital after poisoning. He urged the FA to investigate in detail and give the murderer the most severe punishment.

Of course, if the opponent really poisoned, then Vardi complained to the FA is useless, the best way is to directly report to the police, this is a criminal case.

But the opponent obviously couldn't really poison, Valdy did it just to disgust his opponent.

Blackburn has already been punished by the FA because of passive treatment of the game and unscrupulous delays. However, Vardy feels that this is too light. It is best to hurt them at once, so that they will never dare to be so unscrupulous without a bottom line.

Facing Valdy's complaint, the FA is about to cry. What should we do?

If you really think Blackburn is poisoned, you go to the police, how do we manage this?

You can't kill Blackburn because of your turf allergy!

Although the Football Association is also very disgusted with Blackburn, their anti-human way of playing football so that the image of the Premier League has been hit, but they can not really put Blackburn into hell, it makes no sense.

Brother, stop it!

I still think things are not messy enough!

There is no way. The media is already simmering. If the FA does not take an attitude, there is no way to convince the public. So it can only send a survey team to act separately. The best result is to guide the public attention. Of it.

The aggressive Valdy, Blackburn, don’t do it anymore, are you still over?

Angrily, Blackburn also complained to the FA, and the reason for their complaint was even more ridiculous.

Vardi deliberately destroyed Blackburn's home turf during the game, causing serious damage to the turf, and specifically applied for compensation from the FA.

Waaldi deliberately destroyed the turf?

If Valdy nibbles that turf and deliberately destroys the turf, then Valdy has nothing to say.

Tanima was shameless, and actually found such an excuse to disgust people, Valdy felt for the first time that he was willing to worship in front of others!

"If Valdy really can’t afford to eat, then we don’t mind feeding him leftover burgers and chips, but such a hungry but nibbling turf is definitely not worth advocating, and destroying valuable turf does not say , This stuff is not digested!"

Chairman Blackburn mocked Vardi, who seemed to be kind enough to sneer at Vardy, the culprit who made Blackburn lose.

Not to mention Valdy this time, the FA is dumbfounded.

I go, this excuse for excuses is so fresh and refined.

Black is a talent!

It is nonsense to talk about this level, not to mention unprecedented, but at least even those politicians who have no bottom line can do it.

The media are going to be crazy, Valdy and Blackburn are facing each other, such a lively, not a few times a season, their sales are waiting to skyrocket.

The FA is sandwiched in the middle, it's more difficult than it is, Valdy is not worried, Blackburn is even more uneasy, this is the rhythm to force people to death.

Vardy is nonsense enough, Blackburn is even more terrible, these two guys who don't follow the rules at all, put together, it is just that Mars hit the earth.

No way, the FA can only uphold the consistent principle, the big things become small, the parties comfort, and finally no pain, it is all happy.

First of all, the FA appease Valdi, Blackburn did not poison, but because the quality of Blackburn's turf is not good enough, Valdi is compensated for medical expenses and lost work costs. The money comes from the FA;

Then there was Blackburn, but Blackburn made no sense, and the FA did not appease, but was public.

Inadvertently nibbling Cao Ping called it sabotage?

Does it count as a foot step?

If this is the case, then there is no need to play anymore, and there will be no harm if there is no game!

So, do you want Blackburn to play at home?

With such a threat, Blackburn was naturally obedient and withdrew his complaint, but they just wanted to disgust Valdy anyway.

However, Blackburn still ridiculously stated: In order to avoid Valdy's hunger, Blackburn's home turf will always welcome Valdy to nibble at any time to ensure freshness and no additions!

Vardi had intended to calm down, but he did not expect his opponent to dare to mock him.

You really think you are muddy!

The raging Vardy made a vicious statement to the reporters-when I meet Blackburn next time, I will let you know what is despair.

However, this kind of ruthless words can't be turned into reality immediately, which makes Valdi, who cares about Qiu not overnight, very uncomfortable.

How can I teach Blackburn a lesson immediately?

Well, it seems that I can only resort to the great teasing system.

The amusement system has nothing else to do, it is to treat all kinds of dissatisfaction.

Of course, this kind of dissatisfaction may also include yourself...

Entering the system store and seeing the refreshed products, Valdi immediately began to thank God, oh no, thank you for teasing the system!

You are so sweet!

There is a wishing card, and it only costs 5 yuan!

This time, you don't need to go to the lottery system to try your luck. The problem is solved directly in the system store.

After buying the wishing card, Valdy shot Blackburn without hesitation. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

"Wish: Destroy Blackburn's turf beyond recognition, it's better to have no grass left!"

Didn't you say that I deliberately destroyed the turf? Now I will destroy it for you. Of course, if you can know that I did it, then you are awesome!

Successfully making this wish allowed Valdi to consume the equivalent of 10 system gold coins, but Valdi, who is already a small net worth, didn't care at all, as long as he was relieved, it didn't matter how much.

But what made Vardy curious is, in what way will the system make Blackburn's home turf bald?

The system often acts in vain, and people simply can't imagine it. Vardi has to admire this!

Could it be that the turf maintenance staff accidentally sprayed the herbicide?

With Valdy's lack of imagination, he can only guess here.

Well, don’t think about it if you can’t figure it out, just wait for a good show!

After a pleasant evening, when he got up in the morning, Valdi deliberately went online to find relevant news, but it was not until noon that there were real news reports.

When he saw the news, Valdy almost squirted, and he kneeled to the great amusement system.

The original system is really creative!

According to reliable sources, 3,000 sheep on a large farm outside Blackburn successfully escaped from the fence last night, and a large part of them slipped into Blackwood's home of Ihuo Park, not far away. Overnight, Ihuo Park Stadium The turf was gnawed with a polished light. When the staff entered the field in the morning, the entire stadium was bare and there was no green at all. The sheep passed through, leaving only dense sheep poo.

Vardy took a breath and was shocked by the generosity of the system.

Is this happy goats partying at Yihuo Park?

Isn't there a gray wolf to stop?