I am Vardy

Chapter 299: We don’t sell elephants

As the Trident was brought into the police station for investigation, a joke turned into a farce.

In the past life in the country, if you receive a similar text message, I am afraid everyone will smile.

But this is England, and it’s common for people to trouble the police, plus Valdy didn’t do any technical hiding at all, and was directly caught with Rooney.

It turned out that this was a misunderstanding. Valdi and Rooney used scams to tease Ronaldo, but did not expect to make them all into the police station.

And the news was immediately released to the media by gossip reporters. Following Fanny and Cristiano Ronaldo's big fight, Manchester United played a new trick.

Looking at the three guys with their heads in their heads in the office, Ferguson is about to explode. If he is ten years younger, he must kick his feet and let them remember!

Sometimes Ferguson really doubts whether he is right or wrong to get the Trident to Manchester United.

They are all very young and have the potential to be the top stars in the future. With them in, Manchester United's offensive line will be worry-free for the next ten years.

But the problem is, these three guys are not worry-free masters, how terrible they can cause trouble!

Rooney. The prostitutes haven’t known the scandal for the first time. Ronaldo is so ridiculous and romantic. As for Valdy, this is the biggest tease in the world of football!

The three guys got together and went to the house in minutes.

No, this time it's a big game, and it's actually going to the police station!

Looking at Ferguson, who was burning with anger, in fact, now Vardy is also very anxious, he feels a little unscrupulous after rebirth.

In fact, he really shouldn't use a scam-like method to tease Ronaldo.

Things of the past life type were in full swing, and in the end, both players became victims. Such an example can be put in front of Valdi!

Why was Benzema excluded from the national team during the peak period, not because of the "videotape extortion case"?

Whether Benzema was innocent or not, Valdi didn’t know, and didn’t want to know, but the end result of the incident was that the two were defeated and both were removed from the national team.

The two good friends did not communicate with each other.

Can you say that Benzema was intentional?

not necessarily!

But the result is like this!

If Ronaldo misunderstands because of this, he really thinks he was defrauding him, then he will be wronged to death!

The three were released after Ferguson scolded them as ostriches. On the way, the three looked listless, but they just walked out of Ferguson's sphere of influence and immediately breathed out, laughing at each other.

After laughing, Valdi asked Ronaldo: "Are you afraid that we really want to scam you?"

Rooney also looked at Ronaldo curiously, wanting to hear his answer.

Ronaldo shrugged, looking inexplicably, "You both made more money than me, and cheating on me?"

Well, Valdy and Rooney were speechless.

Indeed, Ronaldo was right, he really didn't make much more than Valdy and Rooney.

When Rooney joined Manchester United, it was £5w, and now it is £5.5w. Valdy is also the same number. Manchester United has actually made a **** effort to attract two supernovas.

And Ronaldo, when he signed with Manchester United, his weekly salary was only 1.5w pounds, even if it has risen a bit now, it is only half the level of Rooney and Valdy!

In addition, Valdy and his endorsements are more than Ronaldo, so their income is not at the same level.

Of course, if Valdy's investment income is counted, Ronaldo's little money is not enough!

Well, the Benzema tragedy has not been repeated, and Valdy said he was very happy.

If it weren't for the day after tomorrow that it was the second round of the Inter match, I'm afraid Valdy would be going to a party to celebrate.

Unlike before, this time Valdy is sincere.

Although there is no crack inside the Manchester United Trident, it does not hinder the hype of the media. In the era when the point of view is king, if you can’t catch people’s attention, it means death.

The lacy editor vividly portrayed the process of Valdy and Rooney cheating Ronaldo.

Because the contradiction caused by something gradually expanded, and eventually Valdi and Rooney took the risk. They had to deceive Ronaldo's money and make Ronaldo penniless. This is definitely the most pleasant revenge.

The other statement is a bit funny, which seems to be the whole process of a small third.

When Valdy and Ronaldo were together, they broke Rooney, and the two planned to trick Ronaldo into letting him go out of the house, so he staged such a show.

What's even more incredible is that it can all involve Ronaldo's transfer.

Why should Ronaldo buy an elephant?

Mourinho once commented on Drogba's shooting and asked him to hit the ball and hit the elephant **** 12 yards away. He couldn't do it!

The purpose of Ronaldo's buying elephants is to let Drogba kick the elephant's **** to practice shooting. Isn't this evidence that Ronaldo is going to join Chelsea and Drogba?

Well, Valdy was shocked by the reporters’ brains.

Things feel more and more biased, and even Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra has to stand up and say: Elephants we don’t sell!

Fortunately, the second round of the quarter-finals of the Champions League began immediately, so that the public's attention gradually shifted to come to an end.

In fact, Inter Milan, who came to Manchester United two days earlier, now feels extremely sad, because they are ignored by the naked.

Before Manchester United's expedition to Milan, it was vigorous, and everyone's eyes were in this war. Even if Inter Milan sits at home, Manchester United's attention still looms above Inter.

I thought coming to Manchester would make them hot, but what did they encounter?

Fanny and Ronaldo fight!

Valdy and Rooney scam!

C Ronaldo buys an elephant!

Nima, can you have fun together!

Anything that can stir up football has happened one after another, directly extinguishing the small flames of Inter Milan!

Now Adriano is embarrassed to stand up and speak. In Milan, he may have a lot of Milan reporters to speak, but now in Manchester United, who knows who you are?

In such an aggrieved away atmosphere, Inter Milan challenged Manchester United angrily.

But when the game starts, Manchester United poses a "enemy does not move" counterattack, Inter Milan coach Mancini is almost crying!

Obviously, it's hard to fight, why are you putting on iron buckets again?

Does your conscience hurt?

In fact, Mancini is very clear that it is strange if Manchester United can play against Inter at home. Defensive counterattack is the tactic that is in the best interest of Manchester United.

As long as they don't lose, or don't draw a high score, Manchester United will be able to make steady progress, so why should I fight hard with you?

Makes no sense!

Ferguson will not take into account so much, what beautiful football, **** football, happy football, are all fooling, victory and championship are king, and the rest is just a whitewash!

Inter players are also very worried, watching Alan Smith, Fletcher and Park Zhixing lined up three strong defensive midfielders, the trident in the frontcourt is ready to attack at any time, they have the heart to die.

Manchester United's counterattack is no longer able to resist any team in the world football, unless Manchester United is not given a chance to counterattack, otherwise Manchester United will definitely give them a cool heart.

But Inter is now at a strategic disadvantage. If they don't take the initiative to attack, Manchester United will definitely dare to drag the game to the end. Inter Milan will still die.

This is very embarrassing. The situation is backward and the tactics are restrained. Although Inter may also score goals, it always feels a lot of fierceness, and it is chilling behind.

No way, left and right is a die, fight!

So after the match started, Inter Milan was mainly anti-guest, with a trace of sorrow and determination, launched a charge towards the Manchester United position.

An Inter Milan with full firepower can really exert most of its power. I am afraid that only Manchester United's defensive players know.

Under tremendous pressure, every attack by Inter Milan seems to be able to pose a threat to Manchester United. The line of attack led by Adriano broke out beyond the potential of his own potential in the first battle.

Manchester United's defense line is like a flat boat in the stormy waves, the waves and the waves can be destroyed at any time, and the smoke disappears.

The Manchester United fans in the stands kept shouting to help the team improve morale and block Inter's offense. Everyone knows the principle of being vigorous. If you can withstand the opening attack of Inter Milan, the game will be dragged into Manchester United's rhythm.

In the 3rd minute, Recoba made a ball to Adriano, who shot the column and flew out of the bottom line, shocking everyone's cold sweat;

A minute later, Figonecchi shot was saved by Van der Sar and then bounced on the post and returned to the field. Belon's supplementary shot was blocked by the desperate Park Zhixing. For this reason, Park Zhixing's forehead was under Belon's forehead. The spikes are scratched;

In the 6th minute, Inter made another chance. Adriano hit a powerful free kick over 30 yards and hit the edge of the post to fly out of the bottom line. At that moment, the hearts of Manchester United fans seemed to be jumping out.

Such a completely desperate Inter is really not easy to stop, even Valdi feels that he may sometimes be too optimistic.

Before the end of the game, no one should easily say victory or defeat, because no one knows what will happen in the next second!

But Inter's offensive is almost over.

Several times in a row threatened Manchester United's goal but failed to score a goal~ lightnovelpub.net~ Even Mancini felt that the fire in his chest was gradually annihilated after the burst, not to mention the players on the field.

With the decline, the Inter players are in the stage of passing by.

Then, Manchester United, who had been holding his breath for a while, finally showed his sharp fangs.

Alan Smith card steals Belon, without looking directly at the big foot to the midfield, because he knows that as long as the big foot is not too far off, at the terrible speed of Valdina, there is a chance to make a stop later than Inter. The defender grabbed the landing first.

And Valdy did not live up to Alan Smith's expectations, ran away his feet and rushed to the ball, overtaking Cordoba with unparalleled speed.

In the exclamation of everyone, the moment the ball fell, Valdi did not have any stagnation. During the high-speed running, the ball was removed in a light manner and continued to move forward. The entire process of stopping the ball did not affect his sprint.

At this moment, in front of him, only Inter's goal and goal sacred Tordor were left.