I am Vardy

Chapter 672: Take it off, don't force me to do it mys

So good!

The system only described the use of the 40-meter machete, but did not say the specific effect.

If you cut it on the **** of a female conspiracy gangster, can you cut the person directly into pieces? Or is it just to scare people and only pierce the hemorrhoids at most?

Anyway, Valdy didn’t know, and didn’t want to know, so let something rusty slowly in the system field!

In general, even if there is only one surgeon characteristic, this mysterious reward can already satisfy Valdy, as for the other incidental, it is optional.

Just before exiting the system, the excited Valdi got bad news.

Because it is used too frequently, the system props have been scratched, and the service life is expected to be once.

It is a pity that Tickling is a prop that Vardy likes very much, so I took it out for a show, and I didn't expect it to be destroyed by the years.

Is it too hard when you poke yourself?

It seems that Valdy has gone through a century for the painful drilling system.

At this time, the bus has arrived at the stadium.

Before entering the stadium, you can already hear the deafening songs from the stands in the stadium. "You will never walk alone" and "Emperor Goddess" are the two favorite songs sung by English fans. Every time I hear this shocking Singing, England players will be full of blood and passion.

When the English players got off the bus and prepared to enter the locker room through the tunnel, they suddenly saw two mascots dodge, as if they saw a natural enemy.

Valdy smiled, you can't run away this time!

Ever since being teased by this pair of mascot brothers before the game against Austria, Valdi has always kept in mind, ready to find their trouble.

Unexpectedly, for the safety of the mascot, in all previous games in England, the mascot was allowed not to play, so that even Valdy quickly forgot about it.

But in the finals, the mascot must have played, but no, the mascot appeared on the court again.

According to their plan, before the players came, the mascot brothers quickly went to the stage to perform, and then quickly got out, giving the fans an explanation.

Unexpectedly, things happened so coincidentally that the mascot just collided with Valdy when he was about to enter.

The enemy is narrow!

At that time, the faces of the mascot brothers were green. Although they could not be seen in their costumes, everyone could feel the shaking of their legs.

Vardy threw his bag and rushed to a pair of mascots. The teammates stunned and immediately followed Valdy to the mascot.

Although Vardy knew that the current mascot dress-up might not be the one who spoofed himself in the first game, it doesn’t matter, as long as he can make himself angry.

Soon, a pair of mascot brothers were pushed into the dressing room in England.

"Take it off, don't force me to do it yourself!" Vardy smirked at the pair of mascots.

The mascot player looked at each other, sighed, and obediently began to take off the mascot dress.

But Valdy didn't let them go so easily, took off the clothes, but left the hood on their heads.

The two mascot dress-ups wear the upper hoods, shirtless upper body, and large pants in the lower body, the image is very vivid, it is completely mascot stripped of clothes.

With the help of several animals who were afraid that the world would not be messed up, Valdy tied the two actors backhand, found a rope, and pushed them out of the player tunnel and onto the court.

The fans in the stands are enlivening the atmosphere of the stadium. After seeing Valdy and a pair of mascots that have been shaved out of the player's passage, they suddenly fell silent.

Was the mascot in Valdy's hand again?

Why is it so miserable?

Like a chicken that has been shaved!

The laughter and the laughter sounded quickly, far more than the song just now. Obviously, Valdi's surprise made everyone very surprised and very happy.

"I knew that Valdy never had a vengeance, and it really caught the mascot. This is the rhythm of the vengeance before the final!"

"Seeing the whip-like rope in Valdy's hand, I think the next S&M link must be unsightly! So exciting!"

"In the world of Valdy, I am afraid there should be no creatures like mascots. Perhaps Valdy will continue to do this, and in the future, mascots will become extinct animals just like dinosaurs!"

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The UEFA staff are all helpless, they want to stop Valdi, but they dare not, they know that Valdi’s fighting power, but that one person can play the powerful presence of a team opposite, they are really afraid of their courage. But a heroic sacrifice!

Valdy lifted the rope and whipped hard towards the mascot. Of course, it wasn't really drawn on the body, but on the grass next to it, but it looked like it was on the body.

The mascot actors cooperated with a scream, and they knew that if they didn't cooperate, then the rope might really pull on themselves in the next second.

Fans naturally know what's going on. They laugh until their stomach hurts. Valdy's living treasure has nothing he dare not do.

The British Prime Minister in the stands had a black line on his face. Although he wanted to laugh, he looked at the platini who was accompanied by himself, but his face was black. The British Prime Minister could only show an apology and a helpless smile.

It was always enough for Valdy to let go of the two mascots, and these two mascots fell into the wild in the laughter of the fans.

If you choose the most tragic figure in this European Cup, then the mascot brothers can certainly be in the top three, and not necessarily the third.

After the revenge was over, Vardi waved at the fans before walking back to the locker room.

Of course, Valdy is just crazy, not rude and impolite. When he returned to the locker room, Valdy took out his two sets of jerseys and gave them to the two actors, and sincerely apologized.

The two actors will naturally not be angry with Vardy. Although they may be the most tragic mascots in history, they are also well-known, not to mention that Valdy’s autographed jerseys are not easy to obtain.

After changing the jersey, Valdi and his teammates walked onto the court together, and Spain each occupied half of the field for a final warm-up.

To the naked eye, teammates are a little nervous, even captain Beckham is no exception.

Don't look at England is always bully, but when it really comes to the competition, it is always diarrhea. This is the first time they are standing on the venue of the European Cup finals. Tension is inevitable.

In fact, the Spanish players on the opposite side are also the same, and they are not even as good as England, because they are not as good as England, which is always sparse.

Every competition is popular, and every time it is vigorous and vigorous, this time finally on the final stage, how can it not be nervous!

Even Valdy, who had experienced nerve crossing, couldn't help but hit the upper and lower gums. At this point, no one could be so calm.

But it doesn't matter, with Valdi in, it's not a problem.

During the warm-up, Valdi Zhangluo played interesting games with the players, which naturally relieved the tension of his teammates.

"Wayne, go and stand 30 meters away. Every one of us kicks in your ass. Whoever kicks the ball correctly will win!"

In addition to Rooney, Vardy's game proposal has been unanimously approved by everyone.

"For Mao is me? I don't want to be a target!"

"Who kicked you, and after the celebration, invite you all!"

Rooney decisively turned around and ran out into the distance, fearing everyone would return.

The teammates laughed and were defeated by Rooney's shamelessness.

When Rooney stood in position, the players began to swing the ball, preparing to launch towards Rooney.

Although it is a game, no one wants to be considered as inferior to others, so everyone still takes it seriously.

The first to be shot was Captain Beckham. His full moon scimitar started to seem outrageous, but in the end he struck a strange arc, hitting Rooney’s calf accurately, causing Rooney to lean away and hide Have no chance.

Teammates applauded with applause, and the English fans in the stands also applauded.

In fact, in this era of good looks and justice, even the handsome Beckham hit the plane~lightnovelpub.net~ Fans will still support it, at least this kind of treatment, Valdy will not enjoy it.

The grievous Vardy stood in front of the ball, aiming repeatedly, preparing to vent all his grievances on Rooney.

Seeing Valdy's appearance, Rooney dared to admonish himself, turned his head around, and dared not face Valdy at all.

Valdy lifted his foot hard and came to a classic elevator ball. It looked as if he had soared into the sky and hit the plane, but he could reach a certain position, but suddenly fell quickly, hitting Rooney fiercely.

In the incredible cries of the fans, Rooney felt as if his **** had been kicked hard, and he fell to the ground in awkwardness, turned his head, and was equally dumbstruck.

Why are you playing so accurately?

He finally got up and rubbed his butt, but saw Lampard standing in front of the ball, and thinking about Lampard's heavy artillery again, Rooney seemed like a frightened deer, waving his hands in a hurry, and ran away.

"No more playing! No more playing! It's too pitted! I strongly protest!" Rooney yelled while running, not only did the teammates laugh, but the fans in the stands were also stupid and stupid. Amused.

In fact, even Valdy feels like, who can imagine the idiotic hotness in front of him, has been the captain and leader of England in the past life?

This style gap is really big!

However, after such a trouble, the English players really don't feel nervous, Valdy's goal is achieved!

There was a moment of silence for Rooney in your heart. Your sacrifice is worthwhile, and everyone will remember your credit.

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