Chapter 637 is embarrassing to the world

"Yeah, uncle, my dad can sell fish! Our family sells a lot of fish! Selling fish can make money, and my dad now makes money from selling fish! Huh? Gao Ke Chicken...no no no, uncle, our family doesn't sell chickens, only fish."

Seeing this, Xiao Luli's black eyes were shining, and she nodded desperately.

It means that her father really only sells fish!

Lu Junhan: "..."

[Hahahaha, at first I thought it was a show crew and no longer a human being. I didn't expect that it was Dad Lu who had a little traitor in his own family! 】

[Laughing so hard at me, why does Lili think her father sells fish? 】

[Yes! My dad Lu is a high-tech elite who is at the forefront of technology. In my daughter's mind, he is just a fish seller. Hahahaha, no way. When I think of how dad Lu sells fish, I feel inexplicable. Hilarious! 】

[Actually it's normal! After all, Lili is only three years old now. When I was a child, I thought my father was a cook. It was because my father had always been responsible for cooking in our family. When I grew up, I realized that my father was a programmer! Nothing to do with the chef! 】

[I think Dad Lu can also sell fish. After all, dogs are better than the show crew. Selling fish is better than selling vegetables. Fish is at least more expensive than vegetables! 】

[Sell a fish for 8 yuan, sell two for 16 yuan, oh, sell a few more, Lu Dad can buy us a bottle of water for Lili! 】

[What's the matter with this inexplicable sadness...]

[Fuck! I saw that there are tables, knives, and chopping boards next to the water tank. Will Dad Lu want to help kill the fish later? 】

[Ahhhhhhhhhh, I can do it again! Dad Lu is so handsome, and he must be handsome as well! My girly heart is ready to explode! 】

[Sisters, do you think it’s too late for me to book a plane ticket and get there! The fish that Father Lu killed himself, I really want one! 】

[Me, too, and I will ask Dad Lu for an autograph at that time, I don’t know if he will give it! 】

[Wait! Dad Lu has such a cruel look, are you sure he is killing fish if he waits for it? 】

The words fell off.

Suddenly.

The audience was silent.

...

The noise in the live broadcast room did not affect the guests.

And Jian Chenglang recorded this call.

Qu Sinian, Zhang Dazhuang, and Jian Yi smiled and laughed, but suddenly they couldn't laugh.

Because they suddenly had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, in the next second, Jian Chenglang smiled at them, and then, very very inhumane, also played the other two phone calls.

These two phone calls were recorded by Qu Qianqian and Zhang Yiming respectively.

And Jian Xiyan’s is a high-definition uncoded video.

Qu Qianqian:

"What does my dad do? Uncle, don't you know what my dad does... why don't you know? My dad is a man of laughter! He does laughter on TV every day, haven't you seen it? He was still selling on TV yesterday!"

yesterday,

Are still there,

On TV,

Sell ​​it.

"..."

Qu Sinian's smile froze instantly.

After Qu Qianqian's crisp voice played.

After two seconds, Zhang Yiming's yelling voice came from Jian Chenglang's phone:

"Dig coal! Uncle, let me say it again, my dad is really not at home now, he digs coal!!!"

Zhang Dazhuang shook the fat on his face, then closed his eyes severely.

Finally, it is the video of Jian Xiyan holding the writing board.

In the video——

Jian Chenglang smiled and asked, "Little proverb, do you know what your father does?"

If you don’t say anything in Jianxi proverbs, write three words with a stroke of the pen:

Sell ​​a house.

Jian Yi: "..."

...

Lu Junhan: "..."

Qu Sinian: "..."

Jian Yi: "..."

Zhang Dazhuang: "..."

The scene was too quiet.

No one spoke.

The air pressure... is still very low.

Lu Junhan, Qu Sinian, Jian Yi, and Zhang Dazhuang are the elites who hold almost all the wealth and power of Haicheng.

I have never thought in my life that one day they will lose face all over the country and even the world.

And then, the audience in the live broadcast room just watched—

Booth No. 1, the stalls of Lu Junhan and Lu Li.

The fish in a tank obviously wants them to make money by selling fish.

Booth No. 2, Qu Sinian and Qu Qianqian's booth.

There are piles of drums, microphones, speakers, drums, and a bowl for money, obviously to make money by selling singing and laughing.

Qu Sinian: "..."

Booth No. 3 is the booth of Jian Yi and Jian Xiyan.

On the ground is a pile of various vegetables.

Obviously, Jian Yi cannot sell the house. Selling vegetables is almost the same. Anyway, they sell things, so there is no difference.

In addition, Jian Chenglang was probably afraid that his brother Jian Yi would starve himself and Jian Xiyan by selling vegetables.

There is actually a gossip picture on the ground next to it. There is a lottery tube on the gossip picture, and there are some miscellaneous, mysterious and mysterious props, which are exactly the same as the fortune-telling liar booth under the overpass.

Jian Yi: "..."

Booth No. 4 is the booth of Zhang Dazhuang and Zhang Yiming.

Their booth is much simpler.

There was a pile of coal on the ground.

Black and black.

Briquettes.

Zhang Dazhuang: "..."

The audience in the live broadcast room kept "hahahaha" constantly.

[It's over! I don't want to scold the show team Goubi, and even start to look forward to how the four dads will make money later! 】

[Me too, me too! I originally thought that Dad Lu was already pitted for selling fish, but I didn’t expect that there will be more pitfalls behind! 】

[Hahahaha, the most pitted thing is the gossip picture of Jane’s father, okay! Isn't this forcing Jane's father to lie! 】

[A liar must be able to speak! Like ours under the flyover, they are especially foolish. I was cheated of five yuan before. 】

[In fact, it’s not a lie. Many wealthy people now invite some masters who know Feng Shui to come to their house to help them see Feng Shui and wealth fortune. You can collect tens of thousands of them once! 】

[Yes! There is something like Feng Shui if you believe it, and nothing if you don't believe it. And rich people, money is nothing. People who don’t have money like us can only go to the temple to burn incense. In fact, the two are almost the same, just for peace of mind! 】

[However, if Jane’s father really sells a house, he probably also knows Feng Shui. After all, when decorating some room types, they are all optimistic about Feng Shui, facing north and south. If Jane's father understands this, he can really fool people, earning at least tens of thousands of yuan at a time, there is no need to set up a stall, and even sell vegetables! Simply beautiful! 】

[But if Jane's father can't fool you, just sell vegetables to make money, then they will have to be hungry for a day! 】

[Fuck it, either get rich or die poor. It's just Jane's booth, right? 】

　 [Next, the four dads each show their magical powers! Sad to make money! 】

　　

　

(End of this chapter)