Chapter 654 This is Banana

Zhang Dazhuang looked at them like this, shook his head and said:

"For example, I don't expect my illiterate little bastard, who understands that this thing is called eggplant. If he doesn't call this eggplant an airplane, I'm thankful."

Zhang Dazhuang said that he hates iron but does not make steel. He obviously has no hope for his son's IQ.

However, as soon as Zhang Dazhuang's words fell, Zhang Yiming, who was watching Transformers toys over there, heard that there were purple bananas, and immediately abandoned his toys and ran over.

Seeing the eggplant in Xiao Luli's hand, he was a little disappointed. He shook his head stubbornly and yelled:

"Sister Lili, you admitted wrong! This is not a banana."

Xiao Lu Li and Qu Qianqian hadn't spoken yet, but Zhang Dazhuang was surprised.

There is quite a kind of unreality of thinking that his son is a scumbag, but he didn't expect him to learn God.

Two old fathers who thought their daughters were learning gods, but they were scumbags: "..."

Jian Yi looked at Zhang Dazhuang and said lightly: "Your son is good."

Although the two old fathers were jealous, they had to admit: "Indeed."

"Where is there."

Zhang Dazhuang looked humble, but in fact pride almost overflowed from his eyes.

But in the next second, Zhang Yiming yelled again:

"This is an airplane!"

With that said, Zhang Yiming also stood on tiptoe, took an eggplant out of the vegetable cabinet, and then imitated the appearance of an airplane toy, passing it in mid-air.

"Look, ooh-kakaka, the plane is coming!"

Lu Junhan: "..."

Qu Sinian: "..."

Jian Yi: "..."

What were they hoping for Zhang Yiming just now?

Zhang Da strengthened his hands to cover his face. The pride and humility he had just now ceased, but a look of pain on his face: "Look, I will just say.

Jian Xiyan was the most sober one. He ran over, looked at the purple eggplant, and wrote carefully:

This is not a banana.

Xiao Lu Li, Qu Qianqian and Zhang Yiming, motionless, just stared at the character "banana" on the banana. After staring for a long time, their little brows wrinkled.

I don't know, I thought the three of them were so serious, what academic papers they were studying.

Finally, Xiao Lu Li clapped her palms and suddenly realized:

"I see! Brother Xiyan wanted to say, this is not a purple banana!"

Jian Xiyan pursed her little mouth and nodded hard.

Qu Qianqian blinked, then looked at the ugly and ugly "banana", the little milk murmured: "It turns out that the word is banana, it looks so strange."

Zhang Yiming nodded and hummed: "So I never like bananas, I like watermelons!"

Jian Xiyan usually likes to eat bananas, in order to let the servants buy him more bananas, he also deliberately learned the word "banana" for bananas.

For fear that the servant could not understand the pinyin, he bought him melon.

Xiao Luli and the others asked again: "Brother Xiyan, if this is not a banana, what is it?"

Although Xiao Lu Li and Qu Qianqian are scumbags, they are not stupid enough to associate the plane Zhang Yiming just mentioned with the eggplant in their hands.

After all, when they came to participate in the show, they had been on planes many times.

They know what the plane looks like.

Naturally, I didn't believe in Zhang Yiming.

Jian Xiyan thought for a while and wrote:

This is plus...

Qu Sinian noticed this and looked at Jian Yi in amazement:

"I can't tell, your son is really smart, he knows that it is eggplant."

Although the word for "eggplant" in eggplant is first written with the word "加" below, it is not difficult to see that Jianxi Yan wants to write "eggplant".

Even Zhang Dazhuang was surprised: "When did he learn it?"

Lu Junhan looked at Jian Yi, obviously wanting to know.

Jian Yi thought about it for two seconds. This was probably a year ago.

He said concisely: "The thing he doesn't like to eat is eggplant."

To be precise, it was a year ago that Jian Xiyan accidentally took a bite of salted fish and eggplant and found it not delicious.

That day, his little brows were all wringed.

I'm afraid the servant will buy it again next time.

So, I deliberately asked the servant, what is the long, soft and purple skin in the salted fish eggplant pot.

At that time, the servant bought a lot of eggplants and pointed them to Jian Xiyan.

He told him that it was this dish called eggplant, and according to his request, he wrote it to him with a pen.

At that time, only two and a half years old, Xiao Zhengtai, who was recognizing words, wrung her delicate brows deeply and stared at the word "egg" for a long time.

After that, when there was no one in the kitchen, he moved a stool, bit by bit, took all the eggplants into the trash can, and kicked the trash can with his little feet.

So the servant knew that he really didn't like to eat eggplant.

Then, there was no eggplant on the table.

But this is all a year ago.

Unexpectedly, after a year, Jian Xiyan actually recognized this as eggplant.

But the next moment, the four adults were silent.

Because the time interval is too long, Jian Xiyan really doesn't recognize it.

——He recognized it was eggplant, but he forgot how to write it.

So, Xiao Luli and the others scratched their heads, looked at his writing board, and read:

"This is Jiazi...? Brother Xiyan, what is Jiazi?"

They looked suspicious and looked at Jian Xiyan together, their expressions full of puzzlement.

Jian Xiyan's face flushed red, but shook his head vigorously, indicating that what he wanted to say was not Jiazi.

Then, he erased the word "plus" with an eraser, thinking desperately, but could not remember how to write eggplant.

He wrung his delicate brows tightly, wrote "plus" again, and wiped it off again.

Then I wrote the word "frame", then erased it again, and wrote "Ga" by Ultraman Tiga, but I felt it was wrong, and then erased it.

After trying again and again no fewer than ten typos, and then erased them.

Jian Xiyan collapsed. He closed his small mouth tightly and erased the whole sentence. He also erased the sentence "This is not a banana" above, and then began to write again.

After ten seconds, he turned his writing board over to show his friends with a sincere expression:

Yes, yes, this is a banana.

Jian Yi: "..."

Zhang Dazhuang: "..."

Lu Junhan: "..."

Qu Sinian: "..."

Sure enough, the old saying is right. It is never your enemy who defeats you, but you yourself.

The audience in the live broadcast room was laughing crazy.

"Dad, look, purple banana!"

After the unanimous "confirmation" of the four friends, Xiao Luli is convinced that this is a purple banana.

She also said that she must let her dad who has never seen the world also take a look at this purple banana.

With that said, the little girl hugged the eggplant and ran to Lu Junhan, as if hiding a big baby, carefully showing him: "It's beautiful, isn't it!"

Lu Junhan: "..."

[Ah ah, here comes, here comes the famous scene! My Lili baby came to Huo Huo her father with her purple banana! 】

[Oh, dad Lu, run! You can't run away when it's late! ! ! 】

　【Good night~ I don't know what to say, please ask for monthly ticket! 】

　　

　

(End of this chapter)