Chapter 661 How did my banana die in half

[Hahaha, as expected! My father Lu killing fish is really like killing people, his cold expression is absolutely amazing! 】

【Do not! Is it scarier than murder! I wanted to take Lili away. I was afraid that Dad Lu couldn't hold back, so I turned around and stabbed Lili to death! 】

[Lili run, don’t cry! ! ! Otherwise, your father will really kill the child! 】

Lu Junhan endured the mosquito-like cry in his ears, and dealt with all the three live fishes in his hands blankly.

When he finished, Xiao Lu Li rubbed her wet eyes and finally stopped crying.

With only red eyes, he looked up at the fish in father's hand pitifully.

Lu Junhan's face was cold and stern throughout the whole process, his jaw tightened, until he heard the cry in his ear stop, and the frown that had been frowning just now loosened slightly.

He turned his head, Yu Guang glanced at Xiao Lu Li, and saw that she was looking at the blood-stained fish in his hand, her little expression coveted.

When Lu Junhan looked over, she couldn't help but swallowed.

Lu Junhan: "..."

He suspected that this little fat girl was not carp essence at all, but piranha.

But as long as you don’t cry, it’s a good thing.

Lu Junhan looked back, washed the processed fish with **** water, and threw it to Qu Sinian and the others for further salting.

Then, Lu Junhan came back and swept the useless scarlet internal organs and bitter fish gills that had just been swept out of the fish's belly into the trash can.

At the side, little Lori saw the trash can, as if she was remembering something.

For an instant, another layer of mist appeared in the black eyes.

Looking at it, I want to cry again.

Lu Junhan: "..."

Lu Junhan thought of killing a fish before, and this little thing cried to death, as if his father was dead. He also saw her staring at the fish innards in the trash can, twisting her eyebrows and said coldly:

"These can't be eaten."

"No..." Little Lori sucked her nose, her black eyes were watery, and the little milk choked in her voice: "Dad, Dad, did you really pick it up from the trash can?"

Lu Junhan: "..."

Without waiting for Lu Junhan to reply, the little girl seemed to think of something again, clenched her small fist, and said angrily, "And you still curse others ugly!!!"

The little girl thought of this and wanted to cry again.

She raised her hand and rubbed her eyes, choked and sobbed again: "Oh, how can people be ugly, they are obviously cute..."

Lu Junhan: "..."

With that said, Little Lori raised her big jet-black eyes, and said with a twitch, "Dad, do you think they are cute?"

As soon as these words fell, the tears from the corners of her eyes flowed down again.

Lu Junhan: "..."

Seeing that a certain fat girl would cry for another half an hour.

The blue veins on Lu Junhan's forehead bulged, he took a deep breath, and his thin lips exhaled cold words:

"……lovely."

"Then why do you say that people are ugly?"

The little girl was tearful, and the little milky voice was crying, "Everyone is going to be sad to death ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Lu Junhan: "..."

Lu Junhan expressionlessly began to talk nonsense: "I was complimenting you."

"...Praise others?"

Xiao Luli's cry stopped abruptly, and she looked at Lu Junhan with tears in her tears.

"Yes," Lu Junhan washed his fingers, still expressionless, "'Ugly stuff' means to exaggerate."

other people:"……"

"Really, really?"

The little girl sucked her nose, tilted her head, her expression was very confused and tangled, "But, but there is ‘ugliness’ in ugly things, how can it be a compliment?"

Lu Junhan just wanted to get rid of her quickly, so he said casually:

"I said yes, what nonsense!"

"Ok……"

When the little girl saw this, she still believed, thinking that her dad would praise her for her cuteness, so she must praise her dad again. In this case, dad will praise her next time!

As a result, her eyelashes flickered, and the little milky voice said happily: "Then father, you are also an ugly thing!"

Lu Junhan: "..."

I wanted to help, but I didn't help. I was driven away by Qu Sinian and Zhang Dazhuang. At this moment, I was idle and had nothing to do to find Qu Qianqian, Zhang Yiming and Jian Xiyan who were playing with Xiao Lu Li.

Suddenly, I was stunned when I heard that the ugly thing was actually a compliment.

I thought, could it be that they remembered it wrong?

In the next second, I saw Xiao Luli happily spinning in circles, her little skirt spread out in the shape of a beautiful flower, she held her little face, and muttered happily.

"Great, I'm an ugly thing, I'm really too cute..."

Listening to her cheerful tone, I don’t know, I thought ugly things mean the same thing as little fairies!

Lu Junhan: "..."

The audience in the studio almost laughed crazy.

Lu Junhan was not scammed by the show team, on the contrary, he had smashed himself!

And over there, Qu Qianqian, Zhang Yiming and Jian Xiyan who rushed over heard this and didn't want to be left behind—

Qu Qianqian raised her little hand anxiously, expressing that she is actually very cute too:

"Me too, I am also an ugly thing!"

Jian Xiyan raised the writing board and wanted to write.

Upon seeing Zhang Yiming, Xiaopang pulled him over and said to Jian Xiyan together: "There is also my brother Xiyan! We are all ugly!"

Seeing them coming, Xiao Luli's dark eyes suddenly brightened, and she ran to meet her friends.

When Lu Junhan saw the four "ugly things" together again, he was silent for a while.

In order to avoid reminding the little fat girl of the trash can.

Lu Junhan rarely said aloud, nor explained to them the true meaning of "ugly".

In order to prevent the little girl from knowing the true meaning of "ugliness" in the future, this is the case again.

Lu Junhan decisively unlocked the phone, tapped his fingertips, opened the address book, lowered his eyes, and directly replaced the [ugly thing picked up in the trash can] with [Little fat girl picked up in the trash can].

Photographer: "..."

Audiences:"……"

Your daughter is right to cry.

Can you be a good individual! ! !

...

On the other side, Xiao Lu Li, who didn't know that she had been described as a little fat girl, was holding her "purple banana" that had been cut in half, crying.

The expression was sad: "Woo, my banana...how did my banana die in half..."

Qu Sinian, the murderer of the "banana": "..."

As an accomplice Zhang Dazhuang watched Qu Sinian scrape away the "banana": "..."

And, Jian Yi, who is preparing to dispose of the "banana corpse" and put the "corpse" on the grill: "..."

The three of them silently glanced at the sad little Lolita, and then all looked at Lu Junhan.

Lu Junhan: "?"

　【It’s too much, the next chapter, I’ll look at it tomorrow, it may be very late, because my phone code may repeat the chapter, but I won’t see it tomorrow! 】

　　

　

(End of this chapter)