I Can Report Everything
Chapter 20: Ruthless Xu Yan
Chapter 19: Report parents who do n’t stay at home Next »
Chapter 21: I don't go to school today
Xu Yan accidentally discovered that the state of half asleep and half awake can be regarded as the function of the human brain, which is a state of deep sleep and paralysis.
In this state, Xu Yan has a certain chance to feel the existence of the turbinate.
However, this state of half asleep and half awake is also not subject to Xu Yan's subjective control!
He is full of sleep now, not sleepy at all, and can't enter this state of half asleep and awake at all.
This kind of opportunity is also an unforeseen opportunity.
of course……
Xu Yan thinks that when returning to school, there are hypnotic lecture sounds of teachers in various subjects ... It should be easy to enter a state of half asleep and awake.
And another, dying.
Xu Yan wrinkled, and by his speculation, it should be more conducive to controlling his brain's subconscious than half asleep ...
But how to take the initiative to enter the dying state?
I can't help it ...
Xu Yan remembered that when he was a child, he went to the river to swim in the river with his friends at the home of grandparents.
I was accidentally entangled in the feet by the water plants at the bottom of the river.
I'm fine ...
Hou Mingliang, a friend named "Water Monkey" in the village, jumped into the water immediately and rescued Drowning Xu Yan.
I was also the only one in Xu Yan's life.
That feeling!
Xu Xuyan tried hard to recall from his mind, it seemed ... really wonderful, consciousness and body were sinking all the time.
Wu Mingming was about to be drowned, but felt no pain at all.
There is another kind of feeling that the whole body's sense of consciousness and strength shrinks into a point in the head.
Alas, time is too long.
Xu Yan can't really appreciate this feeling seriously, but it also provides Xu Yan with a feasible idea.
要 "Why ... I'll try to feel near death at home?"
I found a bucket from the bathroom, Xu Yan filled it with water, and then slammed his head into the water.
Puff puff……
After suffocating for a while, Xu Yan got into the water, and then the body's instincts struggled straight.
"Can not be done!"
Xu Xuyan wiped his face with a towel and wanted to drown himself with a bucket of water, obviously unrealistic.
The brain is also an instinct for self-rescue. When it feels that life is in danger, it will automatically make various avoidance and rescue responses.
Unless ...
Only when someone presses his head stiffly is it possible to have a drowning near-death experience.
那 "So ... in what way do most people commit suicide?"
Xu Yan pondered for a moment, "Throw in the river, jump off the building? No! The movement is too big, and ... what if I accidentally die? Take poison? This is even worse, I can't save it at all. Right ... Hanging! That's a good idea. "
On the television, the most commonly seen costume dramas, hanging can be said to be synonymous with suicide.
First of all, find a tree with a crooked neck that looks pleasing to the eye.
Xu Yan did not dare to go out to the trees in the house and hang from the trees in the park!
So, looking back, Xu Yan looked at the electric ceiling fan above his head, and found a hemp rope, stepped on the stool, threw it on the ceiling fan, and tied the two ends together.
嗯 "Hmm! That's almost the same, but ... the question is coming, how can I keep myself safe while experiencing a state of dying?"
this is a big problem!
Xu Yan didn't want to die, he died first before he started, just passed through the rebirth for a few days, and it ended like this.
He looked at the dining table next to him, and he had a plan in his heart.
"I stepped on the chair and kicked it when I was hanging, but ... I moved the table and placed it a little to the left."
"In this way, when hanging, the brain's self-rescue behavior is struggling and has no direction. It is unlikely to step on the table next to it, and as long as I maintain a little sense of autonomy and move my foot to the left, I can step On the table ... get support! "
The matter is important, Xu Yan repeatedly rehearsed in his mind, then stepped on the chair again, and constantly adjusted the height and angle.
but……
The plan is wonderful.
Xu Yan actually started a cold sweat when he actually executed it.
First time, hanging!
This is more desperate and suffocating than the feeling of 呛 水.
I felt the rough twine under my neck, and as the chair kicked down, under the action of my own gravity, I suddenly dropped you down.
As if to pull you all into a dark abyss of hell.
I suffocate!
Neck was completely strangled.
The body is rapidly hypoxic.
Xu Yan's legs began to kick randomly, her two eyes quickly protruded, and her complexion became pale.
The brain is slowly losing consciousness and control. However, Xu Yan also found in horror that his own autonomous consciousness was about to be lost.
No!
I ca n’t drag on anymore ...
Before Yan's feeling of dying, Xu Yan had a sense of crisis, and quickly controlled his legs to the left with his last sense of autonomy.
Stop it!
Xu Yan quickly supported her body, and then she breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly untied her neck from under the twine.
He struck his neck with a deep mark on the twine.
"It's dangerous! I almost hung up just now ... I really did it!"
Xu Yan found that he had overlooked a problem, that is ... the brain's self-rescue consciousness seemed to disappear later than its own self-consciousness.
In other words ...
If he wants to use hanging or any other suicide method to get near death experience, he can't do it alone.
Because he can't save himself at all!
When Xun experienced the feeling of dying, his sense of autonomy had already been lost.
He must have an external force to rescue Xu Yan in a very precise time period.
In this way, not only can Xu Yan experience the feeling of dying, but also prevent Xu Yan from really hanging out completely.
However, the timing must be grasped very accurately. Otherwise, rescue earlier, Xu Yan is not dying, and later may be really late.
"What shall we do?"
Xu Yan looked around worrisomely, wondering if there was a way not to ask others for help.
After all, simply because of a "suicide" reason, Xu Yan is hard to explain like a second person.
Perhaps because of the transformation of [Genius Xueba Maru], Xu Yan is now more divergent and creative in thinking.
He looked at the sweeping robot in the corner of the living room.
Suddenly, Xu Yan was inspired.
He moved the lighter plastic chair at home, turned on the sweeping robot, and pressed the remote control button that automatically advanced.
Buzz buzz!
The sweeping robot moved forward according to the instructions. When it moved to the front of the plastic chair, it really pushed the chair toward the front as expected by Xu Yan.
I'm done!
Xu Yan's thinking has been made, and ... this time there is no problem at all.
"I just could n’t hold it in about 18 seconds when I hung up. That is to say, I want to set it up so that the cleaning robot will push the plastic chair under my feet in about 20 seconds.
According to such a plan, after Xu Yan repeated experiments five or six times, there were no errors or accidents.
As a result, Xu Yan stood on the chair again, holding the remote control of the sweeping robot in his hand.
Like the last time, he kicked off the chair under his feet, and at this moment, pressed the forward button of the sweeping robot.
Buzz buzz!
Xu Yan suffocated again and was struggling, but the sweeping robot was very dedicated to pushing the plastic chair forward in accordance with the route set by Xu Yan.
10 seconds!
Xu Yan's eyes turned black!
Consciousness began to blur.
18 seconds!
Xu Yan's consciousness completely disappeared.
力量 The strength and consciousness of the whole body, as if at this moment, all return to the brain.
Xun lost control of all limbs, but ... at this moment, Xu Yan felt a very wonderful feeling of dying.
个人 He has no consciousness, and cannot control any movement of the body at all. The only self-saving consciousness left in the brain is also in the crazy struggle of the body.
and so……
At this time, Xu Yan felt it.
From the brain to the extremities to the various internal organs, and even the blood that is rapidly deprived of oxygen in the blood vessels, every cell ... seems ... to be clearly presented in Xu Yan's last sensation.
Especially, Xu Yan's brain nerve cells, the memory stored in them ... seem to be activated, and they are quickly played back in front of the eyes.
Xu Xuyan has no consciousness, but just a dying feeling, and is passively accepting it all.
It seems that centuries have passed, but it is actually only a second or two.
Snapped!
When Xu Yan's struggling legs frantically, suddenly felt the support of a chair.
As if there was a huge suction, Xu Yan quickly pulled back from the marvelous experience of dying.
This is a real near-death experience.
For less than 30 seconds, Xu Yan really walked around when the gate closed.
The scratches on his neck were deeper, but after untieing the twine, Xu Yan was coughing and breathing hard, but couldn't help laughing.
done!
Xu Xuyan just really felt the dying experience just now, although it was a mystery and a mystery in general, and he was vaguely unconscious.
However, Xu Yan has a faint feeling. If he experiences it several times, he is fighting against the subconscious mind of the brain and taking control of the whole body ... It will definitely be of great help.
I said just do it.
I have to say that Xu Yan before his rebirth was able to work from a second college graduate to the billionaires of listed companies all the way, relying on a strong force.
Not only is the employee under his opponent hard, he is even harder on himself.
Positioned the chair, adjusted the sweeping robot, and Xu Yan hung up again.
After more than twenty seconds, Xu Yan stood still again, and he could already notice clearly ... that he had the existence of the turbinate ... There was a slight connection.
carry on!
the third time!
the fourth time!
Uh ...
Tenth time ...
Xu Yan kept experiencing this feeling of dying, and he could strongly feel that he seemed to be ... soon to break through.
It looks like a layer of window paper, and if you try again, you can completely break it.
However ...
When Xu Yan hung his neck again skillfully, the voice of Xu Xu and his mother opened the door.
老 "Wife! Think about it again? This ... this opportunity is rare."
"What to think about. UU reading www.uukanshu.com It is absolutely impossible for the old lady to take Xiao Yan's life to take risks, Xu Hanmin ... At the sharing meeting yesterday, you didn't see it, it was written on the contract. Cancer test There is a risk of failure, but that will really cause cancer ... "
"In fact, the probability is not great. Ninety of the 100 people can successfully become cancerous. Once successful, they can quickly become real warriors within a month. A warrior with a vitality exceeding 100, even if it is only a good warrior, in the future Xiao Yan's life won't have to worry about ... "
Father Xu was still trying to explain, and then added a sentence, "Moreover, as a dad, I will do a cancer test first. After I have finished the test, it will be fine ... Would you like to let Xiao Yan come? Why kill me with a stick. "
"It's impossible! Xu Hanmin, our family lived an ordinary person's life in peace, don't worry about eating and drinking, what's wrong? Why must we be military? Whether you or Xiaoyan, I don't want you to have Little risk, who is missing ... this home is not home ... "
With two clicks, Xu mother said solemnly, and opened the door.
As soon as the door was opened, the couple were dumbfounded and startled.
I saw their baby son Xu Yan, just like a hanged ghost, hanging under the fan, his legs constantly stroking ...
Uh ...
[The structure of this book is very grand! In the early stage, while maintaining the storyliness and fun, it buried a lot of main lines and foreshadowing. It may seem a bit slow ...
But please watch it patiently, it will be very exciting. In addition, during the new book, small seedlings need your full support ...
If you think this book is good, vote for a recommendation! Those who have the ability can reward them ...]