I Can Report Everything
Chapter 21: I don't go to school today
This picture is unusually weird and thrilling!
Xu Xu and his mother, who were still arguing for a second, were really frightened at this moment.
"Xiao Yan ..."
母 Xu's mother collapsed in an instant, and rushed forward madly, approaching Xu Yan ... sweeping the sweeping robot that buzzed and pushed the plastic chair.
父 And Xu's father was even more terrible. After the reaction, he also rushed at the fastest speed and hugged Xu Yan's legs down.
I yelled and shouted, "Xiao Yan! Don't do stupid things!"
Xu Yan was pulled tighter by his neck, and his limbs struggled even harder.
"Come up! What the **** are you doing! Hurry up with Xiao Yan?"
Xu mother watched aside, is her husband saving the child or killing the child?
"Ah? Ah? Oh oh oh ..."
Xu Xu's father was also the first person to hang him. As soon as he was excited and panicked, it turned into a mess.
I now understand, come up and push fiercely, untie Xu Yan from the rope, and quickly lay it flat on the ground.
"Xiao Yan! Don't scare mom!"
"I blame you, Xu Hanmin! If my son has any shortcomings, I ... I won't live ..."
"If it wasn't for you to take me to a sharing session, would the son hang?"
"You just pulled down, pull your head! If my son is killed by you like this, I'll be with you ..."
Uh ...
Xu Xu's mother was so scared that she turned pale and burst into tears.
Suddenly, Xu's father was ashamed at the side. He was scolded by Xu's mother without saying a word.
He touched Xu Yan and his heartbeat and breathing. He just fainted temporarily, then let his heart down, and said to his wife, "Okay! Xiaoyan is okay. He passed out for a while, and will wake up in a while ..."
"It's okay! It's okay! Are you still a dad? It's so light. The sons are hanging, are you okay?"
"Today we are just in time to return, if the road is a few minutes late. I will see Xiao Yan's body ..."
"Xu Hanmin! My mother didn't expect you to be such an irresponsible man. Your son has to hang up for a short sight. You are just like a okay person. Are you worthy of being a father?"
Uh ...
Xu Xu's mother saw that Xu Yan was still alive, first relieved, and then spit out the fire of her belly.
Now, Xu Xu couldn't bear it!
"How can you blame me for everything? Zhang Wenji, don't you think about it, what is the reason for my son to hang him?"
Xu Xu's father shrugged his lips and asked a question in a very aggrieved way.
"I……"
Xu Xu's mother was also speechless.
Yes!
小 Xiaoyan at home has always been very cheerful and lively, what can you think of? It's not like a child who hangs himself!
"I don't know, right? In my opinion, it is related to applying for martial arts. Xiaoyan must think that in this life there is no hope of becoming a warrior, so he will be resigned."
Speaking of this, Father Xu paused again, pointed to the TV in the living room and said, "In recent years, have we not seen such news on TV?"
Indeed, due to the status and treatment of military and non-military fighters in the entire society, there is a huge gap.
and so……
As a result, some younger generations have made reckless moves in the hope of getting martial arts.
In fact, to put it plainly, it is just a matter of nature that many college entrance examination candidates jumped off the building under pressure.
And Xu's father said so, Xu's mother also fainted.
Yes!
I must be for this reason. Otherwise, why would Xiao Yan use the hard-earned money to apply for martial arts?
Although I do n’t know where Xu Yan's 20,000 yuan came from, he is not necessary for a high school student. It must be very difficult to make 20,000 yuan.
Perhaps, the 20,000 yuan was Xiao Yan's three years, or even five years, secretly worked hard to earn it!
From this, it can be seen how much Xiao Yan wants to apply for martial arts and how determined and persevering to become a warrior.
Once he feels hopeless, it is not surprising to make a suicide move.
"Yes ... it's us who delayed Xiao Yan. I ... we don't deserve to be parents."
Thinking about this, Xu's mother fell into deep self-blame and guilt.
"Wen Ji, why don't I think so? But our abilities are really limited. Where can we afford it through the normal way of reporting to martial arts classes! The only thing that can save Xiao Yan now is that he can quickly become a warrior. The only way to do this is with cancer experiments ... "
Xu Xu stepped forward, holding his wife's hand tightly, and said affectionately, "Will you save Xiao Yan, you have to make this decision."
"Save! You must save Xiaoyan, I ... I will never allow Xiaoyan to just give up on myself like this."
He wiped the tears on his face, and Xu mother, who had been firmly opposed to the cancer test, witnessed Xu Yan hanging herself and finally made up her mind.
Do not participate in cancer test, Xiao Yan may not know when to commit suicide again.
Participating in a cancer test, there is a high probability that Xiao Yan can become a true warrior.
Xu Xu mother knew that she had no choice.
Uh ...
At this time, Xu Yan was miserable.
I had nothing at all, and it would be rescued by the sweeping robot after three seconds.
As a result, my father and mother "two pig teammates" "God assisted" a bit.
Xu Xuyan was really a little bit worse and hung there.
However, it was also because of Dad's "powerful" pull down that Xu Yan really entered a state of deep dying.
With so many times before, Xu Yan finally broke through the window paper of that layer.
呼 "Whew ... kekekeke ..."
With a big pant, Xu Yan awoke from the coma.
The first moment he woke up, Xu Yan integrated all the consciousness in the dying state, and condensed the autonomous consciousness into a force instantly, focusing on the turbinate position between the two nostrils.
Deprived!
Control!
Success!
Xu Yan's autonomous consciousness finally succeeded in taking control of this part of the turbinate from the hands of the brain's subconscious mind.
Now, he can breathe with either nostril, or even two nostrils at the same time.
However, when Xu Yan slowly opened his confused eyes and saw the father and mother sitting in front of himself, the memories before the coma ... was instantly awakened.
"This is ... my God. Just when I hung up, my mom and dad opened the door and came in ..."
炎 Xu Yan at this time was almost going crazy.
He never thought that Dad and Mom would go home at this time.
Moreover, he also bumped into the picture that he was "hanging".
谁 Who's looking for this?
Is there any need for explanation?
"Xiao Yan, you're awake. Don't you scare your mother, okay? Promise your mother, don't do stupid things anymore."
母 Xu mother's tears just wiped, and then wet again.
Hugging Xu Yan tightly, as if you loose your hand and you will lose it forever.
"Xiao Yan! Anything you can't figure out or have any troubles, you can talk to your parents. Don't do this again, your mother and I will be scared to death."
Xu Xu's father also sighed and said.
爸 "Parents! I ... I really didn't want to commit suicide, I just experienced the feeling of hanging myself."
Xu Yan said this, Xu Yan felt that he did not believe it.
So he quickly pointed at the sweeping robot who was kicked to the corner by his mother and added: "You see, I have all done security measures. When I am about to be strangled, the sweeping robot will push this plastic chair Come here, I can step on it ... "
Although ... in this way ... it seems that the credibility is still not high.
But, Xu Yan felt that he really did his best to prove it.
Xu Xu's father Xu mother listened to him, what did his son do?
Experience hanging?
Rely on the sweeping robot to save lives?
Ye Ke, their children, they also know best.
Xu Xuyan, speaking so eloquently, does not seem to be lying at all.
那 "So ... Xiaoyan, can you tell mom. Why do you want to experience the feeling of hanging?"
Xu Xu thought it was ridiculous to ask such a question!
"Mom! If I say, I experience hanging, this way to experience the feeling of dying, and then ... find a way to become a warrior. Would you believe it?"
Unlike the protagonists in these novels, Xu Yan made excuses to hide his true thoughts. Xu Yan was very sincere to his parents, and directly stated his purpose.
The result ...
He doesn't say it's okay, just to say that his mother's tears are streaming again!
"My poor son!"
I hold Xu Yan, Xu mother is crying for a while!
到底 How bad did you do in your life!
How can he let his son hang himself to find a way to break through into the military?
I also rely on a clumsy sweeping robot to save lives.
This ... this is not as good as that cancer test!
Xu Xu's mother thought about it, but she was a little thankful that her husband found such an opportunity.
"Mom! Don't cry, I really don't want to die. You have to believe me ..."
Xu Xu Yan felt that his mother must still not understand or believe it.
However, Xu mother nodded her head and said tearfully: "Xiao Yan, Mom believes you. Moreover, your parents also support you to become a warrior. No matter how much you pay, they will support you."
"Yeah! Xiaoyan, you can review the culture class with peace of mind now. Leave the question of Wu Ke to your parents to find a solution."
Father Xu also patted his breast on the breast ~ lightnovelpub.net ~ However, the reason why the two did not immediately tell Xu Yan the specific information of the "cancer test" was also afraid of giving Xu Yan hope first, later If something goes wrong, disappointment will increase.
They plan to wait for the two days to pay the money, join the association completely, get the exact information and procedures ... and then come to announce the good news with Xu Yan.
"So ... it's fine. I'll go to school."
Standing up, Xu Yan felt that his body seemed to become more relaxed and freely controlled, and he couldn't help feeling better.
Sure enough ...
The feeling of dying is very helpful in stimulating autonomy to take further control of the body.
But when Xu Yan was going to school with his schoolbag, he was stopped by his dad.
"Xiao Yan, rest at home today. Don't go to school yet."
父 Xu's father is also for the sake of insurance. Regardless of whether Xu Yan's remarks are true or not, he always saw them in the eyes of the couple.
He was afraid that Xu Yan would arrive at school, what if he ran to jump or something?
"That's not OK. We have two mock exams today!"
Xu Xu Yan frowned and said.
"It's a mock exam anyway, don't go there. Xiao Yan, listen to your parents. Today rest at home ... Parents and mother just took a leave from the factory, today our family have a good rest."
Xun always resolutely opposed Xu Yan's mother who asked for leave without reason. This time she also resolutely opposed Xu Yan's going to school.
Xu Yan saw her parents so resolutely, but also smiled helplessly, then threw the schoolbag on the sofa and lay down with her hands on her head, and said with a smile, "I do n’t go to school today, or my parents approved ... "
Uh ...