I Created the Myth of the Old Ruler

Chapter 326: 325. Cleaner

  Chapter 326 325. Cleaner

   Lu Yi felt that his head was shaking like crazy kicked by someone as a ball. Countless knowledge and babble overflowed from his brain, as if his skull would burst open when he couldn't bear the burden in the next moment.

  Lu Yi saw the stars in the sky, and the brightest ones formed a strange pattern, like some kind of majestic giant. He observed carefully and found that it was not an illusion.

  Those stars are part of the huge monsters whose bodies exceed tens of millions of light-years. They, or they sleep in them, move their positions slightly in units of tens of billions of years, just like humans turning over when they are sleeping.

  When he realized this, countless babbles sounded in Lu Zan’s ears, but these babbles were messy, as if they came from countless worlds.

  ". Water, I need water. It’s strange. Why do I feel thirsty after drinking so much water? No, don’t stop me. I want to drink water, give me water, give me water"

". It killed my mother first. When the long, straw-like mouth of something got into my mother’s ear, I knew that everything was over. In less than a minute, my mother Just rolled his eyes, and the whole person shrank, I know, I know, it's my turn next."

"She is not hope at all, she is just a scourge, everything is directed at her, have you seen her face at night? That is, that is. Ah, ah, don’t come over, don’t come over ."

". It's very strange. When we found the corpse, his two eyes and half of his liver were gone. His corpse was like being pried open by something, with all his ribs turned out. I know that there is something wrong with that. Polite, but I think it’s like a flower."

"Anyone who has seen this painting is crazy. I don’t recommend that you lift the opening ceremony. Yes, its former owner, a singer, committed suicide the day after the painting was taken. She will Hanging from the lamp in the hall, I didn't wear a piece of clothing on my body, only blood from an unknown source covered my entire body."

". Eyes, I’m pretty sure, I saw the eyes, on his body, on the seat, on and on your body, no, don’t come close to me, I’m going to pierce these eyes, I’m going to All these eyes are driven away, all are driven away"

  Amidst the current of pollution swept by squally winds and waves, Lu Zie could only weakly feel that he was bleeding.

  The blood that could not be restrained by the grass in his body gushed out from Lu Zan's body. He fell to the ground with a plop, and there was no twitching due to instinctive reaction. The whole figure was frozen on the ground as if he had died.

  The black and gray smoke entangled the landing trip, but he didn't move.

   A few strands of hair stick out under the bed, and one eye is fixed on Lu Nan, who is motionless.

   Soon, grass grew from all the wounds on Lu Yi's body.

  These plants drew his blood crazily, as if they were nourished by fairy dew, they grew rapidly, and they were soon more than three feet tall.

  The sad and euphemistic sound of erhu had never been heard from that building. On the contrary, the unskilled etude tunes added a lot of atmosphere to Lu Zin's situation.

  Pata Pata——

  Lyka ran into the room from the living room. It saw Lu Zan wrapped in vegetation and suddenly melted.

  It took only a second to change from Corgi's state to a monster of flesh and blood. When the hound's true face appeared, Lu Zan's room suddenly fell silent.

  The hound came to Lu Nai's side, stretched out two tentacles, and gently rubbed Lu Nai's head.

  Immediately, the vegetation on Lu Zan shook as if being swept by a violent wind, making a rattling noise, and then quickly withering.

  Lu Zie twitched, then came back to life.

  As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a huge, tentacled eye staring at him, accompanied by the sound of flesh and blood squirming.

"thanks."

  Lu Yi made a voice of thanks.

  He got up.

  Looking around, the whole room was stained with his own blood.

   "It's a bit difficult to clean."

  Lu Jie thought for a while, took out his mobile phone, and found the phone of a local cleaning company.

  The call was made, and it was a man who answered.

  "Hello, Jiangcheng Jiaran housekeeping service, can I help you?"

   "Oh, that's it. My house needs to be cleaned. It's probably a room with some stains, sheets and quilts."

  Lu Yi explained the situation.

  "Can you tell us what the stain is, we are ready to prepare the corresponding cleaning agent."

  The other party asked again.

"is blood."

  Lu Jie finished speaking, he could hear the other side obviously stunned, as if he had bumped into something.

  ". Let me confirm, are the quilts and sheets in the room stained with blood?"

  I don't know if it was an illusion. Lu Yi heard another dial tone on the phone, but the key tone was very short, as if only three tones.

   "Yes, because of the heavy bleeding, even the mattress was stained with blood. It is very cold now. Changing the mattress is too troublesome. By the way, do you provide wall cleaning services here?"

  Lu Yi answered truthfully.

  "Provided, provided."

  The other party replied repeatedly.

   "What about the charges?"

   Lu Yi asked again.

  "Well, for an entire room, our charge here is 70 yuan an hour. It is estimated that it will take two to three hours."

  The other party answers.

  "It's a bit expensive. Otherwise, I'd better find another house."

  Lu Yi felt that seventy in an hour was too expensive, and it’s not a problem to wash it yourself.

"Well, I'll hold him steady, wait, gentleman, I forgot to say just now, you are making a purchase for the first time, so we will give a discount here, and the charge per child can be up to seven dozen. 50% off!"

  The other party hurriedly picked up the microphone as if they had just finished speaking with someone.

   "50% off, that's not bad, when can you come?"

  Lu Yi thinks this shop is quite conscientious. The first time customers can get a 50% discount for thirty-five yuan an hour, which feels acceptable.

Although Lu Zan has a lot of money, he is not stingy and stingy to entangle the price. He mainly hopes that the things in this world can find their own value, such as cleaning, which is obviously inflated at 70 in an hour. If this is the case The cleaning service can still find customers, so wouldn't it be a loss for those cleaning companies that cost 50 yuan an hour?

  In order to live up to every job, Lu Yi would bargain.

   reported his address to the other party, and Lu Zan went to the bathroom to wash his face.

  Waiting for a moment, Lu Zan heard a knock on the door.

  "Please open the door, please come to clean it."

  Lu Zan opened the door, and immediately saw a cleaning staff in blue clothes and three policemen behind him.

   "Don't move!"

   called the policeman.

  (End of this chapter)