I Heard That I Was Super Fierce After Death

Chapter 146: Promise me, don't be a licking dog, okay

noon.

Lin Wu decided to go to Li Luyao for lunch. Although he stayed with Jia Ning for one night, he absorbed enough yin qi and was not hungry at all, but yin qi was only energy, so he still needed some nutrition.

However, even if it was only for a day, he clearly felt that his physique was much stronger.

I don't know how thick the skin is, but when Lin Wu went to Li Luyao's house, he didn't take the elevator. He climbed twelve floors in one breath, as fast as an ape, and he didn't catch a breath, not a drop of sweat, and his heartbeat was as slow as ever. The waist doesn't hurt anymore, and the legs don't get sore.

If you go to advertise certain health products, it will definitely work very well.

"You climbed upstairs?"

Inside the house, when Li Luyao heard Lin Wu proudly boast that it took only one minute to go upstairs, she couldn't help but looked at him strangely, "There is no need for a good elevator, why are you climbing the stairs?"

"My physical fitness is good." Lin Wu smiled hey, "I used to stay at home for a long time and code words, I did not exercise much, and my body was relatively weak."

"Kidney deficiency?" Li Luyao's eyes became more and more strange.

"Then do you want to try it?" Lin Wu snorted, blinked at her, and said with a low smile, "The durability and explosiveness are guaranteed to be beyond your imagination."

Li Luyao's pretty face blushed, she couldn't help but punched him and slapped him: "Damn hooligan."

Lin Wu smiled, and said triumphantly, "You have to exert yourself a little bit, you are not strong enough to give me a massage."

Li Luyao snorted, nodded and said, "Then wait a minute, I'll find a hammer."

"...Then forget it." Lin Wu immediately persuaded.

"Have you become a monster now?" Li Luyao tried pinching Lin Wu's biceps and chest muscles, which seemed to be much stronger.

Lin Wu said with a smile: "Yes, I'm not afraid of you pinching me anymore, it's more or less the tickling."

"Oh." Li Luyao nodded, "Then wait a minute, I'll find a vise."

"...I'm just kidding."

Lin Wu laughed dryly, and shrank back quickly, and said, "In modern society, too much force is not a good thing."

"Can't you become a copper skin and an iron bone, invulnerable to swords and guns, and still powerful?" Li Luyao wondered: "This way you won't be afraid of encountering bad people, isn't it good?"

"I've never met a few bad guys in my life who need me to use force..." Lin Wu rolled his eyes.

"Then who is stronger between you and Wu Song?" Li Luyao asked curiously: "Wu Song is just an ordinary warrior, he can kill the hanging eye white tiger, you should be stronger, you can kill the hanging eye white forehead with one punch. Tiger's words, then..."

"Then I'll wait until I sit in jail and wear it."

Lin Wu rolled his eyes, "Don't you know that the South China tiger is a first-class protected animal in our country? Even if the South China tiger dares to kill it, if the circumstances are serious, it can be sentenced to more than 10 years in prison."

Li Luyao couldn't help but said angrily, "I'm just giving an example."

"And at first glance, it looks like an inhuman little Superman's body. Maybe it will end up being sliced ​​and researched in the legend, or it will be collected and eliminated by the Death Council? No matter how powerful a zombie is, it can't be lawless."

Lin Wu said casually: "If you can stop pistol bullets, you may not be able to stop rifle bullets, nor can you block rifle bullets, nor can you stop equipment sniper rifles from headshots. It's really not good. Just some modern weapons of great destruction can also be used. Just kill the zombies."

"So?" Li Luyao looked at Lin Wu speechlessly.

Lin Wu shrugged, "That's why I decided not to pretend to be a martial arts master to play games such as heroes saving the beauty and fighting for justice. It's better to be a low-key person obediently."

"You're not human." Li Luyao took the opportunity to pick up words in revenge.

Lin Wu didn't argue with her, just hummed: "Besides, after becoming a zombie, with such a strong hand speed and thinking speed, why do you play vulgar force like a barbarian? I code 10,000 words every day for lovely genuine readers. Are they updating?"

"..." Li Luyao looked at him strangely.

"Cough, of course not."

Lin Wu coughed and added: "At least write 20,000 words and ten more every day!"

Li Luyao rolled her eyes, looked at him strangely, and said, "Lin Wu, you have changed."

"I'm such a good author who loves flowers and flowers. Is there anything wrong with what I said?" Lin Wu looked at her strangely, "Isn't this what the author should do?"

"…"

Li Luyao was speechless, stared at him for a few seconds, put her slender hand on his shoulder, and said solemnly, "Promise me, don't be a licking dog, okay?"

Lin Wu said cheekily, "If you don't really like it, who would want to be a licking dog?"

Li Luyao laughed and said, "Licking a dog has nothing."

Lin Wu smiled, suddenly took a step closer to her, stretched out his hand to embrace her waist, and with a slight force, the two bodies were pressed together at zero distance.

"Why?" Li Luyao's heart skipped a beat.

Lin Wu looked at her and said with a low smile, "Luyao, are you jealous that I didn't become your licking dog?"

"I don't care..." Li Luyao tilted her head slightly and snorted softly.

Lin Wu pretended to sigh, "Those are just readers. Do you think, in my heart, those readers are important to you?"

Li Luyao's heart was sweet, and just about to speak, she heard Lin Wu say: "There's no comparison at all, how can you compare with my readers?"

At the end, he added another sentence: "Unless you give me a golden alliance."

"..." Li Luyao's pretty face turned black, and she was about to have a seizure.

"Cough, I'm just joking." Lin Wu hurriedly smiled and said, "You are the real wife I am marrying, who can compare with you?"

Then he silently added another sentence in his heart: Of course, except for Xiao Jianing, Xiao Qin...etc.

"You will bully me." Li Luyao glared at him angrily.

"I just like to bully you." Lin Wu smiled softly, lowered his head slightly, and kissed her bright red lips.

At this time-

"It used to be deep and shallow in my heart and thoughts..."

Suddenly the phone rang.

Lin Wu had no choice but to let go of Li Luyao. UUkanshu www.uukanshu.com reached out and took out his mobile phone from his pocket. He glanced at the caller ID, and was surprised to find that it was a friend of the author named "My Blackest".

"Hello? What are you doing?"

After the connection was made, the voice of a good brother with a tone that required three knives and six holes came from the opposite side.

Lin Wu scolded angrily: "What am I doing? Why are you asking what I am doing? I'm just going to do it."

Li Luyao blushed when she heard this, she couldn't help but grabbed the soft flesh on his waist and twisted violently.

"Why are you so angry?" The good brother who needed three knives and six holes wondered, "How about you go out at night to take care of yourself and vent your anger?"

"Hehe, I'm a good person, and my girlfriend is a great beauty, I can use it?" Lin Wu laughed.

"Yes, yes, you are right."

The good brother who needs three knives and six holes laughed and said, "Come out for a dinner party at night, Deyuelou, I am treating you, and there are several authors who are close to each other."

"A treat?" Lin Wu was slightly startled, "Oh, you treat, we pay?"

"No, has your salted fish swam out of the author circle? My new book is so popular, don't you know it?" The good brother who needed three knives and six holes asked silently.

"Just your four-digit subscription?" Lin Wu replied hehe-he had a five-digit subscription.

The good brother who needs three knives and six holes cut a voice: "You can read it yourself, my new book is called "The Devil's Life", the results are explosive, it will definitely be a fire! The next starting point is me."

"What's the title of this book? It can kill me and die on the spot."

Lin Wu scoffed - this is not a threat, he is already 'dead' anyway.

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