I Just Won’t Play by the Book
Chapter 199: Are you showing off your wealth with me?
After choosing three, Jiang Beiran put down the memorial and looked to the side and said, "Qifu, go and send Zhang Jin to me."
"According to the purpose."
After Shen Qifu finished speaking, he immediately withdrew from the meditation hall and went on errands.
Taking out a new memorial and opening it, Jiang Beiran couldn't help shaking his head and sighed.
Jiang Beiran once thought that the emperor's review of the memorial all night was because government affairs were important, so he had to finish it quickly.
But when he reviewed the memorials by himself, he found that these memorials were so much better than the [sign in] [Lanzhou biscuits] in the post bar.
One of the memorials that irritated Jiang Beiran the most was.
Zhu Jinling of XX: [Emperor, how are you? 】
XX Zhang Zheng: [The emperor, how are you? 】
City Supervisor of XX: [Emperor, how are you? 】
‘I’m so good about you...’
Moreover, according to Tai Fu Shu, these memorials have to be politely replied [I am fine] to go back, otherwise they will return to something else, or ask them not to submit such boring memorials in the future, it is easy to scare those Officials, let them panic all day long, and thus have no intention of holding power.
But Jiang Beiran doesn't care about this, he doesn't have this psychological quality. When you are an official, Jiang Beiran will tell them to stop making such nonsense as long as they see this kind of memorial.
And I like to be a weather reporter.
Supervisor XX: Master Qizheng, this is the weather conditions in Yongli County and other places.
Sunny on the first day, rain on the second day, rain on the third day...
Then I really wrote about the weather conditions for a full month.
Jiang Beiran really doesn't understand what is in return for this? You have a rain disaster, just say no to the drought.
In addition to this kind of pure "water stickers" memorial that made Jiang Beiran angry, Jiang Beiran's disgusting writing with thousands of words and shooting a rainbow fart also made Jiang Beiran sick.
Because all the memorials must start with two long farts, like Qianqiu Shengshou, Wanshou Wujiang, Shou and Tianqi, you always have to come first, and then add some eulogizing sentences. Hundred characters passed.
But I'm afraid that after watching these rainbow farts, there will be no substance behind it, which is purely a waste of time.
Generally, after reading this kind of memorial, Jiang Beiran’s first feeling is, ‘I killed your horse...’
Now although he has said that officials from all over the country should stop submitting such memorials, there are always those who are far away that have not received the news, or think that they are not good enough, and the ones that make the emperor angry are still submitting them. This kind of memorial.
For example, this one before Jiang Beiran.
[The emperor issued a decree of grace, the slave is grateful, it is impossible to accept, the emperor’s grace is boundless, how the humble slave expresses it, it is also difficult to express the gratitude, the humble slave respects the grace of the holy emperor, higher than the sky, deeper than the earth , Entong recreates...】
Seeing this, Jiang Beiran felt a little wrong, and after reading the memorials with ten lines, he couldn't help but sigh.
"Good guy..."
This memorial turned out to be to thank him for the memorial that did not allow officials to submit this kind of beard and slap, and then he used slid and slapped horses to express that he would not slap in the future.
\'Very good... Da Sinong, right? I'll use you as a typical operation next time. \'
Throwing the memorial aside, Jiang Beiran took a new one again.
After half an hour, Shen Qifu ran back to the meditation hall and knelt down and shouted: "The emperor, Zhang Lushu is also waiting outside."
"Come in."
"According to the purpose."
"The Biography book brought Zhang Jin into the hall!"
Following Shen Qifu’s summons, a minister walked into the meditation hall and knelt down and said: "Weichen Zhang Jin knocks on your Majesty, long live my emperor."
"Take off the official uniform." Jiang Beiran said without looking up.
Zhang Jin was taken aback, somewhat inexplicably, looking up at the emperor, then at the father-in-law next to him, but no one told him why.
"I don't know what the Weichen has committed, I am angry..."
"Should I say it the second time?" Jiang Beiran put down the memorial and asked Zhang Jin.
"Weichen... Follow the order."
After talking, Zhang Jin got up and took off the official uniform. Although he was very angry, he didn't dare to show any signs on his face.
When Zhang Jin took off the official uniform, Jiang Beiran glanced at him and said, "Continue to take off."
Zhang Jin was startled again, but he didn't dare to say more this time, he took off the cotton jacket directly.
Until Zhang Jin took off with only one single coat left, Jiang Beiran said, "Shougui."
"The minion is here." Wang Shougui who was next to him responded immediately.
"Go and open the temple doors and open them all."
"According to the purpose."
Without any doubt, Wang Shougui immediately opened all the doors of the Meditation Hall.
"Huh~hu~"
Winds of cold wind blew into the house in an instant, and the golden flesh of a mortal fetus was a middle-aged man. How could he withstand the cold without winter clothes, and soon curled up and shivered. stand up.
"Snee!"
After Zhang Jin made his first sneeze, Jiang Beiran looked up again and said, "Is it cold?"
"Cold..." Zhang Jin replied with trembling lips.
Throwing the memorial just next to Zhang Jin, Jiang Beiran shouted: "In the memorial that you submitted, it is written that you can slow down the Zhangyun County cotton wool matter. Very good, as long as you can kneel down to me like this. When I go to court tomorrow, I will grant your request!"
Zhang Jin's eyes widened suddenly, and he kowtowed: "The emperor, this is not what the Weichen wanted. It is really that the Weichen couldn't find so much cotton wool to supply the people for a while."
"Can't find it? If I can accomplish this by another person, what will you do?"
"Weichen... knows wrong."
"I'll give you seven days. If you can't raise the cotton wool, next time it won't be as simple as kneeling here to blow the air, step back!"
"Xie Your Majesty Longen, Weichen retires."
In Zhang Jin's memorial just now, the words can be said to be quite sincere, various difficulties in expressing oneself, if it were not for the system prompts, Jiang Beiran almost believed him.
‘These dog officials, if they don’t have the skills, they will cry poor all day long, so what is the use of this waste! ’
With emotion in his heart, Jiang Beiran looked at Wang Shougui and said, "Close the door."
"Comply."
When the wind gradually subsided, Jiang Beiran thought for a while and continued to review the memorial just now.
"emperor."
Just when Jiang Beiran finished reviewing a memorial and put it on the table, Mu Yao walked over and shouted at Jiang Beiran.
"What's the matter?" Jiang Beiran raised his eyes and asked.
"I...no, slave... slave..."
"Don't force yourself if you don't want to call yourself a slave and maid, if you have something to say."
During this time of getting along, Mu Yao's pride has been worn away a lot. Apart from refusing to call herself a servant, she will also do other things that a maid should do.
"Xie Huang Shang Longen." After saluting Jiang Beiran, Mu Yao continued: "I have read a lot of books these days, but the more I read, the more confused I get."
"So?"
"When the Emperor tomorrow is studying with the Tai Fu...Can you let me also participate?"
Glancing at Mu Yao, Jiang Beiran said with a stern face: "Is it because I gave you too many privileges that made you forget yourself?"
Looking at Jiang Beiran's gloomy face, Mu Yao lowered her head in shock.
"Since you have read so many books, then I ask you, what is Taifu?"
Mu Yao replied: "One of the three males, the emperor's teacher."
"Then are you the emperor?"
"can……"
"But what?"
Listening to Jiang Beiran raising her voice, Mu Yao was shocked instantly.
"Nothing, I know I was wrong."
"Don't have another time, step back."
Jiang Beiran finished speaking and was about to continue reading the memorials, but found that Mu Yao had not left in front of him.
"What else?"
Mu Yao clenched her hands and kept muttering in her heart: "He can't beat me, he can't beat me, he can't beat me..."
Then he raised his head and looked directly at Jiang Beiran, but when he saw Jiang Beiran's somewhat impatient expression, he broke his work in one second and lowered his head again.
‘Really! Why! Recently, it has become more and more impossible to talk to him on the same level. I must have been afraid that he would press me with Dad! So I really think of him as a big dad, right! Blame the big daddy! ’
Persuaded herself in her heart, Mu Yao said like a mosquito: "But...but I really want to learn, or...the emperor will you teach me?" After discovering that Jiang Beiran's face became more gloomy, Mu Yao waved his hand and said, "I won't let the emperor teach you for nothing! Can't I change the line with a magic treasure?"
Hearing the word magic weapon, Jiang Beiran thought.
To say that this magic weapon is really not so good, he hasn't opened it for half a year since he went from the two big bosses of black and white to two yellow-level magic weapons in the cover-up event.
If you want to practice it yourself, the materials and equipment are not enough. After all, the materials and equipment that can be practiced in the world are extremely rare, and extremely rare means that they are connected to danger.
Entering an auction house like Jiang Beiran can trigger prefecture-level options. If you take the initiative to find these good things, it is estimated that the heaven-level options will hit your face every minute.
So when he heard Mu Yao say that Fabao was exchanged with him, he was still a little moved.
After all, the two yellow-level magic weapons he had obtained before were very suitable for him.
"What magic weapon do you have?" Jiang Beiran asked.
Seeing Jiang Beiran letting go, Mu Yao said: "Then let's discuss it, okay... You teach me first, and when I learn it, you can ask Dad for a yellow-level magic weapon you want, what do you think? "
‘Want to be the empty glove white wolf in me? ’
Forcibly resisting Mu Yao's face, Jiang Beiran said: "I can't understand, you are the daughter of the demon leader, don't you have a magic weapon?"
"Yes, yes, but it's a mysterious magic weapon. Dad wouldn't let me give it to others."
‘You **** show off your wealth with me! ? ’
With a roar in his heart, Jiang Beiran despised these second generations countless times in his heart. He knew nothing, but he could easily obtain a mysterious magic weapon.
‘I’m so handsome and can do everything. It’s harder to get a yellow magic weapon than to climb to the sky. ’
‘Unfair, unfair! ! ! ’
Refusing to accept it, but Jiang Beiran was not willing to let the opportunity in front of him slip away, so he pondered for a moment and asked: "Are you sure you can ask your big daddy for a yellow magic weapon? Is it in my mind?"
"Yes, yes, Dad loves me." Mu Yao nodded vigorously.
"Hmm... Are you sure you want to use a yellow magic weapon in exchange for me to teach you the emperor?"
"Yes, very willing!" Mu Yao nodded again.
‘Wu Zetian from the other world, you...’
However, Jiang Beiran was not afraid of Mu Yao usurping the throne, or if Mu Yao could stand in front of the emperor for him, it would be too late for him to be happy.
Seeing Mu Yao's extremely eager expression, Jiang Beiran finally agreed: "There is nothing to say, I want you to sign and pay."
"Great!"
The "IOU" was written in black and white, and Jiang Beiran received it and said, "What do you want to learn?"
"Ah, this is the beginning?" Mu Yao thought about it seriously as she said, and finally replied: "I want to learn how to make the people eat and find a local doctor when sick."
After taking a look at Mu Yao, Jiang Beiran sometimes admired her innocence.
"First of all, you have to understand that you can’t make the people all over the world eat full by yourself, so you must let all the court ministers understand a truth, that is, only let the people eat, their black hats You can keep it, otherwise you can’t even keep your head."
Mu Yao nodded her head again and again. During this period of time, she watched Jiang Beiran dealing with various government affairs and scolding ministers every day. It can be said that Jiang Beiran is the most convinced about the emperor.
If they are reasonable and they don't understand, then you have to think of something to make them understand. "Jiang Beiran said, stood up from the dragon chair, and continued: "Of course, all of this must be based on how you truly understand how to rule a country. "
"How can we truly understand how to rule a country?" Mu Yao asked ~lightnovelpub.net~ with history as a mirror. "
"Take history as a mirror..." Mu Yao muttered to herself, "Oh, no wonder so many deeds of the past dynasties when reading books."
"Yes, it is the easiest way to learn from the past experience, extract the essence after summing up, and get rid of the dross. Tell me, what is your current view of the Dynasty."
"Hmm..." Mu Yao thought for a long time, and finally lowered her head and said: "It's too complicated... but I don't know how to express it."
"Okay, then I will teach you the first lesson now." Jiang Beiran said and took a few books from the table and put them in front of Mu Yao: "After reading these books, I will tell you how the country came into being. "
Mu Yao's eyes lit up, she picked up her book and said happily: "Okay, I see!"
Seeing Mu Yao ran to the side to read a book, Jiang Beiran sat back in the dragon chair again and read the memorial.
The morning of the second day ended and Jiang Beiran had just returned to the Meditation Hall. Mu Yao rushed to find him, but Jiang Beiran waved to him and said, "I'll talk about it later."
Mu Yao, who knew Jiang Beiran was about to handle official duties, nodded, stepped back, and bowed to the Tai Fu Shugang who passed her by.
Seeing Shu Gang coming in, Jiang Beiran said: "Master, I have already told the officials about the almanac. I believe it won't take long for the people to receive it."
For most people, farming is their top priority, so spring plowing is the most important time. According to Tai Fu, he wants to make the people feel attached to the court again and remind them to cultivate in time and not miss the farming time. The Chinese calendar is a good treasure.
After hearing this, Shu Gang immediately saluted Jiang Beiran and said: "The emperor's admonition is like a stream, it is the blessing of the people of the world!"