I Opened An Online Shop In Myriad Realms
Chapter 6: Historical orders more than 2,000 years
"227 BC?"
"Historical order?"
Su Chen scored 12 points in the second-mode history test, but did not know that 227 BC was the last period of the Warring States Period.
"What kind of order?"
he asked.
"Posters need something that can wipe dirt, such as paper towels, handkerchiefs, rags, do you accept orders?"
"accept!"
Su Chen picked up a pack of Qingfeng tissues and nibbled the Weilong gluten in his hand.
"System, give this pack of tissues to King Qin!"
"Ding! Remind the host that using Wanjie Space-Time Express, you need to pay a high courier fee, which the host's current financial resources cannot bear! It is recommended that the host start as a grass-roots courier first, and then use Wanjie Space-Time Express when you have money!"
"OK!"
Su Chen doesn't object either. It is very fun for him to travel through the plane of the world.
Not everyone can be a traveler.
"Ding!"
"The plane teleportation is being started for the host. This teleportation will deduct 1 point!"
"Depend on!"
Su Chen exclaimed, "I only have 29 points in total!"
…
next second.
Things change and the scene changes.
Su Chen took the Qingfeng tissue and appeared in a whole new world!
This is a beautiful garden.
Surrounded by high walls and wadai, palaces and pavilions, the main tone is black and black, and there is a solemn and heavy feeling everywhere.
"This place looks a bit like a palace..."
Su Chen walked around.
"Come on!"
"Come on!"
"Don't bring the widow's toilet Jane!"
"Damn, a group of eunuchs, the widow wants to kill your heads and punish your nine clans!"
Suddenly, an angry roar came from the hut not far away.
An old **** fell next to the hut, foaming at the mouth, as if he had died suddenly...
"puff!"
"The emperor's **** is out of paper?"
Su Chen laughed.
He hurried to the edge of the hut and stuffed a few tissues under the door.
"Your Majesty, use this!"
"Huh? What is this?!"
The man squatting on the ditch repeatedly looked at what was in his hand, and then wiped it behind his waist...
"Alas!"
"It's actually so soft, light, and comfortable, it's more than ten thousand times more comfortable than a widow's purple bamboo toilet slip! This, what the **** is this!?"
The man was stunned as he wiped his ass.
Suddenly, another strange smell of food floated into the hut, and even suppressed the smell of shit!
"It smells so good!"
"People outside, what are you eating, the widow hasn't eaten yet, so come in soon!"
Uh…
Su Chen was speechless.
This emperor is too weird!
Shit and eat!
No way, he stuffed Weilong spicy sticks into the hut and said:
"Your Majesty, this thing is called spicy sticks, and it's the food of my hometown. The toilet slip just now is called a tissue."
"Spicy strips? Tissue?"
The man had never heard of these things, he took the packaging bag of Weilong Big Gluten and took a bite.
Immediately, I was shocked!
"Alas!"
"Fragrant! It's so fragrant!"
"What kind of food is this?"
"The widow has never eaten such delicious pasta!"
“muamuamua…”
So ever.
The dignified king of a country, just squatting on the ditch!
No matter what the image is, while pulling the cake, eating the spicy strips at the same time!
While eating and pulling, they muttered:
"Damn it! It's delicious! It's so delicious!"
"Delicious and crying!"
five minutes later.
The door of the thatched hut opened, and a tall man in a black royal robe and a beaded crown came out.
"Um?"
"Who are you?"
The man was startled when he saw Su Chen.
This person is dressed so strangely, I have never seen it before!
"Uh, what do you say..."
Su Chen scratched his head:
"My name is Su Chen, and I'm the owner of the Wanjie Taobao store."
"Because of your strong demand, Your Majesty, the emperor gave birth to this order, so I traveled through time and space to help you solve the trouble..."
The man was dumbfounded when he heard:
"Although I don't know what to say, what you gave to the widow is delicious! And the toilet slip, it's very soft!"
"By the way, why do you call the widow emperor?"
"Well, this title is domineering!"
The man nodded with satisfaction:
"Okay! After the widow decides to unify the six countries, they will call themselves emperors! Haha..."
I go!
Unify the six countries and call the emperor the emperor!
At this point, no matter how bad Su Chen's historical performance is, he can still guess the identity of this person!
Qin Shihuang, win the government!
"I rely on!"
Su Chen was speechless:
"Is it because of me that Yingzheng decided to use the title of 'emperor' as the monarch?"
This wave of forced pretending is awesome!
Ha ha ha ha…
"Su Qing!"
At this time, Yingzheng Longyan Dayue smiled and patted Su Chen on the shoulder:
"Your paper towels and spicy sticks make the widow very happy, and the widow will give you an official title!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Su Chen's face suddenly blossomed with a smile.
The first emperor's award...
He's going to grow!
"Let's go, go to the morning court with the widow, today there is a gift from the envoy of Yan State."
Ying Zheng led Su Chen and strode towards the bedroom.
"Envoy of Yan State?"
Su Chen froze in his heart and hurriedly asked:
"Dare to ask Your Majesty, what gift did the envoy Yan offer?"
"What does Su Qing think of the map of the Yan State Governor Kang's area and the head of the traitor Fan Yuqi?"
Ying Zheng was quite proud.
I thought how?
Hehe, your **** is about to be assassinated!
Also show off Nima?
The corner of Su Chen's mouth twitched twice, Jing Ke stabbed the King of Qin, two hairy legs on the shoulders...
Ahem, such a famous allusion must be known to all Chinese people.
Soon.
He accompanied the King of Qin to the bedroom to change clothes, and then came to the famous Xianyang Palace.
The palace is dominated by black and black, with carved columns and painted buildings, which is magnificent.
The middle son Meng Jia had already held the nine-bin ceremony and received two envoys of the Yan State.
"Long live my king!"
"Long live my king!"
"Long live my king! Long live!"
Hundreds of Qin officials stood beside the avenue, and their momentum was overwhelming.
"Jing Ke, the envoy of the State of Yan, and Qin Wuyang, come to see you!"
With a shout from the eunuch.
Two people in Hu robes, holding two brocade boxes, bowed their heads from outside the hall, and walked quickly.
One of the eighteen or nineteen-year-olds walked to the center of the hall and suddenly stopped moving, trembling all over and sweating on his forehead.
Jing Ke hurriedly knelt down, hugged the brocade box and said with a smile:
"The vulgar people of the northern barbarians have never seen the emperor, so they are afraid. Please forgive him."
"Hahahahaha!"
The surrounding courtiers laughed together.
Only Su Chen stood by the throne with arms folded, quietly watching Jing Ke play in front of Ying Zheng.
This acting...
It's a showman!
Absolutely kill those Oscar winners!
Finally, after offering Fan Yuqi's head, Jing Ke slowly unfolded the map in front of Ying Zheng.
"Your Majesty, please see, this is the map of the Dukang area of the State of Yan. Surrounded by four waters, this place is fertile and rich in products. It is really comparable to your country's Guanzhong Plain..."
"Good! Good! Good!"
Ying Zhenglongyan was overjoyed and said three good words in a row.
But at this moment-
The map turned to the bottom, and a cold dagger was exposed to the air.
Su Chen's eyes brightened!
coming!
A historical allusion that everyone in China has heard of...
See you in the picture!