I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

v3 Chapter 355: The wisdom of the scumbag (thanks to the

"Damn, Brother Chen, don't scare me, okay!"

Under Chen Hansheng’s gloomy tone, Li Zhennan obviously felt the goose bumps on his arms, and the muscles on his face were strained into a pile. He did not suspect that Chen Hansheng was fake, but he was a little bit of intimidation to him. depressed.

"You are also 20 years old, how can you still be afraid of ghosts."

Chen Hansheng teased Li Zhennan while packing his luggage.

"I'm only 19, one year younger than you."

Li Zhennan picked up the broom and started cleaning. In fact, he wanted to do this a long time ago, but he was a little scared and would rather sit in a chair and watch the computer.

Chen Hansheng packed his luggage and helped with cleaning. Li Zhennan looked very interesting: "Brother Chen, remember that when you signed up for your freshman year, you were the first to clean the balcony?"

"Why don't you remember."

Chen Hansheng smiled and said, "At that time, you and Lao Yang had to come over to help. Lao Guo and Jin Yangming were both slackers, so Lao Dai didn't mention it."

"At first we thought you were an honest person."

Li Zhennan himself laughed. After a year and a half from university, if the six people in the dormitory are very emotional, it is a pretense, because they are all adults who have their own independent thinking.

However, at least under the control of Chen Hansheng, 602 has not isolated a roommate.

When Li Zhennan promoted Rocket 101 in the past, he had seen that kind of cold war dormitory. The roommates did their own things. They didn't play cards or brag, and they didn't say hello to each other. The cold atmosphere made Li Zhennan unable to stay for a moment.

After the two of them cleaned the dormitory, Li Zhennan took out the souvenirs brought by the family.

Anan is a native of Eastern Guangdong, and his specialty is also very characteristic of Eastern Guangdong. This is the dried orange peel at home, and they are also called tangerine peel.

"Brother Chen, you usually smoke a lot, and occasionally soaking two tablets can invigorate the spleen and clear the lungs."

"Oh, thanks."

Chen Hansheng shook a small can of yellow and dried orange peels, immediately took out a slice and soaked in water, it tasted sweet and sour.

Next, Chen Hansheng focused on playing games. Li Zhennan sat watching the excitement. He was not afraid now, especially when there were people from the dormitory on this floor just now. Although Li Zhennan didn't know him, his heart became more stable.

"Brother Chen, we are both in the second semester of the sophomore year. I feel like I haven't learned anything. Sometimes I feel quite scared."

Li Zhennan looked at Chen Hansheng: "Do you feel this way?"

Chen Hansheng smiled and shook his head. This is also a common phenomenon among college students. They finally realize that the knowledge in college is of little use in real life, and they will inevitably have self-denial thoughts.

"Aren't you part-time?"

Chen Hansheng played the game with his fingers "Pala Pala", and asked: "Can't the money you earn still bring you spiritual sustenance?"

"Yes."

Li Zhennan nodded and admitted: "If it weren't for this part-time job, this sense of emptiness would only be amplified. I can understand Brother Jin and Lao Yang now. College life is too boring, and there is nothing to do without playing games."

"Let’s fall in love, Anan."

Chen Hansheng took a moment to say: "When I feel bored to fall in love in college, I feel lonely to fall in love, and I feel that I am going to be bent, and even more so I want to fall in love. There is nothing that can't be solved by falling in love."

"If so, then break up and talk again!"

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The next day Chen Hansheng ate dinner with Shen Youchu, and hurried back to Hong Kong City by car.

He didn't drive Xiali who stopped at school, because Chen Hansheng lied to Xiao Rongyu that he "leaved relatives" and it would be difficult to get back when driving Xiali back.

If you have a relationship with several girls at the same time, if you don’t know how to lie and do tricks, there’s nothing you can do. The most important thing is to be ruthless. If you want to tell a lie, you think it’s true. Such a smart little fish will not. Will doubt.

Or even if she was suspicious, she couldn't find evidence.

As for the routine, Chen Hansheng had already prepared it.

After getting off the bus at the Gangcheng Bus Terminal, he came to the newsstand next to him: "Are there any traffic reports? It's the kind of news that killed people when driving."

"I don't know, you can find it yourself."

The newspaper owner was a middle-aged man, so he glanced at Chen Hansheng and didn't make much sense. He didn't want to reply unless Chen Hansheng spoke the dialect of Gangcheng.

Looking for news like this during the New Year, there is a hole in your head.

Chen Hansheng smiled and took out 10 yuan and handed it over: "Uncle, I am a teacher at Chengbei Driving School. There was a student who wanted to go on the road after learning to drive. It was useless to persuade him, so I wanted to remind me with real news. If you can help me, I won’t ask you to get change for the 10 yuan."

Chen Hansheng used to occasionally brush up on Zhihu. On that network platform, he was sometimes "south and handsome with N boats", sometimes "the middle-aged man who was greened by his wife", and sometimes "in a certain international "Engineers working in high-end research institutes" sometimes "Chinese Americans who have lived in New York for more than 20 years."

In short, his identity can be changed at will according to the subject's requirements, anyway, it is now edited.

"That's it."

The middle-aged people began to search carefully for money and justification. This kind of news is not difficult to find, and they randomly found a dozen copies for Chen Hansheng.

"The novice made a panic and made a mistake, hit the wrong accelerator and killed 5 people."

"This newspaper reported that 11 traffic accidents occurred in our province on the way back to the tide during the Spring Festival holiday, reminding all car owners not to drive fatigued."

"A large truck rolled over on the Beijing-Hong Kong Expressway, causing strong congestion."

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Chen Hansheng nodded in satisfaction, and specifically picked two traffic accidents caused by female drivers driving, smiling and leaving the boss.

He had a purpose. Although Chevrolet bought Xiaoyu'er, Chen Hansheng didn't want her to drive to Jianye, because that would be a matter of kicking the accelerator from Dongda University to the courtyard, and Chen Hansheng didn't have time to react.

When can Xiao Yu'er drive this car to Jianye?

For Chen Hansheng, the slower the better, at least after Shen Youchu's mother-in-law comes to Jianye, so that Shen Youchu will have one more place to arrange, and the two will not meet.

There was another accident, and the scale of the Shura Field was larger than imagined. Even though Chen Hansheng had laid various foreshadowings and prepared various plans one after another, it was still very scary.

However, Chen Hansheng himself could not object to the "driving" issue. This would make Xiao Yuer doubt it, so he left it to Lao Xiao and Lao Lu.

Before school started, Chen Hansheng received a call from Xiao Yu'er and invited him to eat at home, so he quietly took the newspaper with him.

Xiao Rongyu hadn't seen Chen Hansheng for several days, but he had left relatives. There was no other way.

"Xiao Chen, here you are, there is something I want you to comment on."

Xiao Rongyu took Chen Hansheng to his parents: "Xiao Chen bought the car. Why don't you let me drive to Jianye? I also have a driver's license."

It turned out that her family would have been arguing about this a long time ago, and it seems that Xiao Yuer is at a disadvantage 1-2.

"Girl, father didn't let you drive."

"Daughter slave" Lao Xiao explained carefully: "Your driver's license is not very formal. The boss of the driving school is looking at father's face and deliberately let you pass the test as soon as possible. Your actual driving experience is too little."

"Xiao Chen also passed in two days."

Xiao Yu'er reluctantly said: "How can he get on the road."

"He drove well."

Xiao Hongwei pointed to Chen Hansheng: "Boys have a better understanding of machines. Han Sheng seemed to be very proficient after touching two laps. The coach couldn't believe it."

"Who says that female drivers are inferior to male drivers."

Xiao Yu'er retorted with a pouting mouth, and then looked at Chen Hansheng as if asking for help: "Xiao Chen, what do you think."

"I support you driving to Jianye."

Not only did Chen Hansheng not object, he said firmly, and even persuaded Xiao Hongwei and his wife: "Uncle Xiao, Aunt Lu, it doesn't matter if you are not proficient, just go on the road a few more times. If you never dare to drive, you will never learn. Yes, driving is no longer a profession in the future, it's just an essential skill in life."

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Seeing Chen Hansheng's support for Xiao Yu'er~lightnovelpub.net~Xiao Hongwei and Lu Yuqing hesitated, what he said made sense.

"Thank you, Xiao Chen."

Xiao Yuer smiled sweetly at Chen Hansheng.

"Then eat first, dad consider it later."

Xiao Hongwei decided to find the best of both worlds.

After eating, Lu Yuqing finished packing and sat on the sofa, grabbing the newspaper next to him and looking.

But looking at it, Lu Yuqing's well-maintained face suddenly stiffened, and her breathing was followed by quickness. She threw the newspaper on the coffee table with a "pop", and pushed Xiao Rongyu's bedroom away without knocking on the door.

"Little Yu'er, let me tell you, as long as I'm still your mother, you can never drive to school!"

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(I emphasize again, it is not recommended to study, but remember to like it, love you love you.)