"······"

　　 Chen Lan choked, she didn't know how to answer.

　　 Because no matter if you say "to" or "don't," it seems to all mean eating shit.

　　 "Brother, why do you always mention these disgusting things."

But Chen Lan also has a trick. Whenever she can’t talk about Chen Hansheng, she has to fool around: "I like to play with me all day, but if you ask you to buy me a piece of clothing, you just push it around and look like a brother. ?"

　　 "Chen Lan, you have all gone to college, how come you still compare with elementary school students."

　　 Chen Hansheng said with contempt: “Primary school students compare which clothes are more upscale. We college students compare where to buy clothes cheaper. Whoever can buy jeans for 9 yuan is simply the king of the dormitory.”

　　"Uh······"

　　 Chen Lan smirked: "It seems like this. Our dormitory has this trend. The second sister bought a 39 yuan discount skirt, and everyone in the dormitory is very envious."

　　 "Alan is still innocent."

　　 The little secretary shook his head, Minister Chen simply didn't want to pay.

　　 But there is no other way. The siblings like to fool each other like this. Of course, my brother is always better at every time. Although Chen Lan did not eat shit, Chen Hansheng actually saved hundreds of dollars.

　　 At the same time, Chen Hansheng also learned about Xiao Rongyu's attitude towards this case. He threw stones to ask directions and threw bricks to lure the "fish" as a success.

　　 "Since Xiao Yu'er agrees to this case, then I have a reason to go to her. After all, she is the director of the law firm. What's wrong with the business as a client consulting point?"

　　 Chen Hansheng lifted his feet on the table, thinking silently in his heart, after a while, the battle between Guohu and Samsung has entered a white-hot stage, and then there will be no time to spare.

　　 It's just that Xiao Yu'er's address in the United States is not clear, but Chen Hansheng is not troubled by this. Although I don't know why Bian Shishi's purpose is to match, she does have this behavior.

　　 "Dididi~"

　　 Chen Hansheng opened QQ to search for Bian Shishi, and countless group chats flooded his face.

　　 There are a class group of junior high school students, a class group of high school students, a class group of university students, and a family QQ group.

　　 The family’s QQ group is divided into two, one belongs to Empress Dowager Liang, the QQ group name is "Liang Family Courtyard", and the other belongs to Lao Chen, and the QQ group name is "Love each other."

The name 　　 is expected to continue into the WeChat era.

These uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts often repost various links in the group, such as "When you have these symptoms in your body, you should pay attention to it", "Save the child, Mr. He Jiong will cry when he sees it", and "Just click in. It is not a dream to make money and earn more than ten thousand a month."

　　 Good guy, even the scam Trojan is forwarded.

　　 "Can't stand it."

　　 Chen Hansheng crossed off these group chat messages, and when he pulled down his friends, he saw Xiao Yu'er's QQ portrait, which was dull and dull.

　　 At the Xiuluo field last year, Chen Hansheng was blacked out by Xiao Rongyu in all his methods. Later, by chance, although the phone was pulled out, QQ was still on the blacklist.

　　 "Hey~"

　　 Chen Hansheng sighed. There are more than 300 friends in his QQ, but at least 100 of them are unknown, so the friends in the circle of friends may not be all friends, the ones on the blacklist are old friends.

　　 Chen Hansheng found "Summer of Shiyu", which is Bian Shishi's QQ nickname.

　　 The nickname sometimes reflects something, such as Chen Hansheng’s "Chen Yingjun", which expresses his appearance, and the English homophony of Hansheng’s "handsome";

　　 Shen Youchu’s "Maoxiang Girl", which expresses a feeling of homesickness, mother-in-law and younger sister;

　　 Xiao Rongyu’s "fish hiding in the bottom of the sea, spitting bubbles", which expresses a kind of innocence, cuteness and fun;

　　Wang Zibo’s "Young Don’t Understand Frivolity", this is a very typical nickname, which has no meaning;

　　Bianshishi’s "Summer of Poems and Fishes" should express the deep friendship between two good friends.

　　 "tap da da."

　　 Chen Hansheng sent a message in the past.

　　 Chen Yingjun: Are you there, are you asleep?

　　 Shiyu's Summer:?

　　 Chen Yingjun: I haven't slept yet, it was past 2 o'clock in the morning in the US.

　　 Shiyu's Summer: What, are you okay?

　　 "Oh, so cold."

　　 Chen Hansheng frowned. He thought that his judgment was wrong, and Bian Shishi actually didn't mean to match.

　　 So, Chen Hansheng moved out the reasons for being upright.

　　 Chen Yingjun: There have been some commercial conflicts between Guokang and Samsung recently. I entrusted the case to Rongsheng Law Firm, but there are still some questions that are not clear. I want to ask Xiao Yuer face to face.

　　 Shiyu Summer: Do you want our address in the United States?

　　 Chen Yingjun: Ang.

　　 Shiyu's Summer: No, goodbye!

　　 "Fuck!"

　　 Chen Hansheng stared at the word "Don't Give" and was a little dazed, saying that Bian Shishi is such a big guts, did you know that your man and Huang Hui slept?

　　 But Bian Shishi seemed to be really asleep, and never returned a message. When Chen Hansheng was considering the idea of ​​"I want to break up and break up together, I am uncomfortable, and you can't have fun." Wang Zibo suddenly called.

　　 This idiot has been busy with a small project in school recently, and the two have not seen each other for several days.

　　 "Little Chen."

Wang Zibo's tone was a little puzzled: "Help me analyze what it means for Bian Shishi to eat the lotus cake from Lion Bridge suddenly. She also sent me the address and asked me to send it right away, but the United States is so far away that it would be broken early. Come on, if she doesn't send it, will she be angry."

　　 "······Mah, as for me."

　　 Chen Hansheng patted his head depressed.

　　Bian Shishi should really want to tell Xiao Yu'er's address to herself, and felt that it was too easy, so she went around a big circle and deliberately said it through Wang Zibo, is it really terrible for a tsundere woman.

　　 "Take off your pants and fart, one more act!"

　　 Chen Hansheng murmured helplessly.

　　 "What? I didn't fart, Xiao Chen, help me think about whether or not to send the sweet-scented osmanthus cake..."

　　 Silly Wang Zibo is still asking about it.

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　　 Chen Hansheng's passport and visa did not expire, and he was not short of money, so he bought a plane ticket to the United States the next day. The public reason was naturally that he was "business trip".

　　 Xiao Rongyu naturally doesn't know anything, let alone her, even Bian Shishi never expected Chen Hansheng to be so decisive.

　　 This is just an ordinary San Francisco morning. The mist has just dissipated, and the non-glaring sun passes through the leaves, leaving irregular spots on the ground, and there are bursts of crisp birdsong outside.

　　 Aunt Lin woke up early, humming "Today is a good day", while happily working in the kitchen.

　　 Aunt Lin is a very experienced babysitter. She has served all kinds of clients, but this is the first time in the United States, thousands of miles away.

　　 She didn't want to come here, but Cheng Dejun, the chairman of Shentong, came to the door personally, and the reward was high, so Aunt Lin agreed to give it a try.

　　 But the quality of the customers is very good. One is a professor in the university. It is said that he is very famous in the country. The white hair looks knowledgeable and majestic.

　　 Two beautiful girls, one of them is very special and beautiful. She has two sweet pears when she smiles. Aunt Lin likes this girl named "Xiaoyuer" most.

　　 It's just that Xiao Yu'er seems to be pregnant, but the customer didn't take the initiative to say, Aunt Lin also abides by the principle and never asks, just cooks nutritious soup every night.

　　 In addition, there is a girl with a small head. She has a cold personality and likes watching men's wrestling shows. Aunt Lin is a little afraid of her.

　　 "咚咚咚~"

　　 Suddenly, someone knocked on the door outside.

　　 "Who?"

　　 Aunt Lin yelled, and she found through the cat’s eyes that she was an Asian, tall and smiling, that is, there is always a sense of carelessness in her smile.

The old professor said that this is a wealthy area in the United States, and there is no problem with security, but Aunt Lin is still very cautious. She only opened the wooden door inside and used the English that Xiaoyuer taught herself~lightnovelpub.net~ asked stumbled. : "Who······howareyou?"

　　 It should be "whoareyou", meaning "who are you?"

　　 As a result, Aunt Lin is not familiar with it, and it directly becomes "howareyou", which means "how are you?"

"I······"

　　 This is naturally Chen Hansheng at the door. He was also a little dazed by the English question of the middle-aged woman in front of him, but this sentence is so familiar that every child who has received nine years of compulsory education will answer.

　　 "Iamfine, thankyou, andyou?"

　　 Chen Hansheng almost blurted out.

　　 Then, the two people looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, falling into a daze.

　　 Aunt Lin doesn’t know how to reply, she knows these simple English sentences.

　　 Chen Hansheng wondered if he had come by mistake, could it be that Bian Shishi was lying to me, what a big brash!

　　 "creak, creak, creak~"

　　 At this time, someone stepped down the stairs.

Chen Hansheng looked over, a pair of slender legs, indicating a height of at least 168, a simple sports Nike sweater, high ponytail flicking left and right, slightly raised chin, delicate melon face, and familiar pear vortex on both sides of his mouth. .

　　 "Auntie Lin, who is coming..."

　　 didn't finish a word, he swallowed abruptly in the second half, just grabbed the white wrist of the escalator and suddenly clenched it firmly.

　　 "Little fish~"

　　 Chen Hansheng tilted his head and smiled brilliantly: "Long time no see."

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　　 (Eason Chan’s "Long Time No See" is really nice, ask for monthly tickets, thank you.)