I Teach Kendo in Tokyo

v3 Chapter 57: Is it so exaggerated?

Chapter 250 Isn't it so exaggerated?

There is still half an hour before the beauty pageant begins, and the playground is already crowded.

Originally, there would not be so many people in the cultural festival of a high school, but this year North Ge's College had a celebrity before the cultural festival, which caused many people to come to watch.

On the first day of the third day, the performance of Class B was so good. The battle between Kazuma and the girl who claimed to be Kitagawa Saori has become a modern ninjutsu duel through word of mouth.

After all, Kazuma and the girl both performed a run-up to the wall plus a backflip. It is impossible to be blown into ninjutsu by the good guys.

As a result, on the second day of the cultural festival, more people came than on the first day, so that many of the classes that opened snack bars did not prepare enough materials, so they could only send people to purchase materials quickly.

It is said that President Nichinan made some changes. In the name of the student union, he dispatched the school truck that was used to stock up in the cafeteria, and brought a wave of ingredients back for emergency.

Kazuma also heard that a guy in the next class made a small fortune by selling popsicles.

That guy’s dream is said to be like Toujiro in Toujiro’s story, traveling all over Japan by setting up a stall and doing small business, and then publishing a travel blog.

His journey of a thousand miles may have taken the first step with the popularity of Kazuma.

All in all, the superposition of so many factors made the playground of North Ge's College crowded with people at this time.

Kazuma mixed in the crowd without understanding the sound, listening to the crowd chatting.

"What the **** is that curtain? Are you playing a big river drama?"

"I don't know, it's said that the senior-year-old eldest sister brought the servants and made a special place to change clothes for herself."

"Miss, why would such a young lady come to us to break the public?"

"Didn't you hear? It was after the transfer of senior Kiryu."

"Senior Kiryu? Wait a minute, does the eldest lady mentioned by the weekly Fang Chun actually exist? I thought it was fabricated!"

...

Kazuma heard someone talking like this and couldn't help but glance at the curtain set up by Nanjo's house.

At this time, the emcee has already stepped onto the stage.

"Good afternoon, fellow students, I’ve been waiting for a long time! Are you disappointed to see me as the vice president come out? Let me tell you good news! President Nichinan, I have to participate in this beauty pageant myself! That’s why I changed I am the host!

"Cheers! You can see the extraordinary elegance of President Nichinan!"

The students below were in a state of restlessness. Although they had heard that Nichinan cuisine would participate in this year's beauty pageant through such channels, they couldn't help but cheer when they heard the definite news.

Kazuma recognizes the terrible popularity of Nichinan Ri cuisine among boys through cheers.

Kazuma, through the memory of the original owner, knows that Nichinan Ricai is a very eye-catching beauty when she first entered school. When she was a freshman in high school, countless people expected her to participate in the beauty pageant of North Katz University.

Kazuma finds it strange that the chairman obviously has the appearance and temperament that is not inferior to Nichinan cuisine, how can he not have the same popularity.

As for Mei Jiazi, beautiful women are beautiful women, but their temperament is too like a good brother. They are the kind of brothers whose friendship with you is like a glass of wine and an old song.

According to the understanding of Kazuma, men don’t regard this kind of girl as the object of love. After many years, the relationship between husband and wife becomes disagreeable, and then he thinks of the tomboy who was like a good brother. Together, I should be happier now.

Now, it's not the golden age of Meijiazi, boys still don't understand the value of the girl next door.

In short, in the past two years, the Nichinan cuisine, which was the dream lover of most of the boys in North Katsushika University, is finally about to be on the stage of beauty pageants, and the boys' reaction is also normal.

Nanjo, as a newly transferred beauty, is definitely not as popular as Nichinan cuisine.

The two boys who just discussed the curtain of Nanjo's house obviously have not seen the charm of Nanjo Honami.

The vice chairman said a few more jokes on the podium to stir up the atmosphere, but the effect was actually very mediocre.

From the perspective of Kazuma, this vice president is the kind of person who thinks he is very humorous and talks about jokes all day long.

This kind of people have seen a lot of Kazuma at the wine table in the last life. They treat jokes and yellow jokes as humor, and they don't know how vulgar their behavior is.

What is the real sense of humor Kazuma is not clear, he only knows that he occasionally has some whims, and he can amuse the table by saying it.

Sometimes you can even dissolve the cold-spot effect of embarrassing jokes and jokes thrown by others.

This vice president has no sense of humor.

Kazuma commented so, and suddenly a thought came up: this vice president probably can't catch up with Nichinan.

While making an evaluation of Kazuma, the vice president also finished the paragraph, and then began to enter the main topic: "The time has come, everyone is probably tired of listening to my silly words, then we will skip the opening remarks, please. Candidates from MISS North High come on stage!"

After speaking, he gestured to the changing tent built by the student union to ask for the stage.

The girl who had been waiting at the entrance of the tent raised the curtain immediately, and then Nichinan Rica took the lead out of the tent.

Kazuma squinted his eyes and looked like everyone, following Nichinan to the stage.

These denim hot pants and a top with a high hem and a belly revealing are a familiar 80s fashion model in Kazuma.

The popular fan Kazuma of this era is still quite acceptable, and wide-shoulder tops with smoky makeup will begin to be popular in a few years.

That wide-shoulder top, Kazuma always feels like a Saiyan battle uniform, the kind that Vegeta wears.

In "Shaolin Football", Stephen Chow also spoofed this popular dress in the 1980s. It seems that Kazuma is not the only one who has a slight remark on this popularity.

Originally, Kazuma thought that Nichinan would highlight her pectoralis major, but she did not expect her to choose SHOW with long legs and a thin waist. In contrast, the girls who came out behind her who were stubbornly stubborn. Fallen down.

However, there are no Nanjo Honami and Fujii Mikako in this group.

Chairman Jinguji Tamamo followed the back of the team, but the impact of the kimono was too strong, and it directly drew the attention of everyone from Nichinan Rina.

Kazuma heard someone say: "Ink patterns on a white background, this color matching kimono is rare."

"That's Jinguji-senpai. The house is a super old Japanese confectionery shop. It is said that Tokugawa Ieyasu moved to Edo that year. What he likes most is the desserts offered by their family, and they also have the tattoos from his own family. I divided one third of the sunflower leaves to the Jingong Temple family."

Kazuma raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but look at the whisperer. It turned out that it was the two who had just discussed the curtain of Nanjo's house.

Why do these two talk so much?

Kazuma thought about it for a while, and found that I had seen the coat of arms of the Jingongji store, which was printed on the snack box brought from Jinguji, but there was no one-third of the sunflower pattern.

The Japanese family crest system is quite complicated. It often happens that monarchs or nobles regard part of the family crest as a reward. Sometimes the past glory of the family can be known by simply analyzing the family crest.

If there is such a thing as Tokugawa Ieyasu rewarding one-third of the three-leaf aoi, the aoi pattern will definitely be placed in the most conspicuous position, highlighting the brilliance of the family.

It seems that this is just ordinary middle school students' nonsense.

Kazuma continued to watch the stage. At this time, the vice president had already found that there were fewer people: "Hey, why are there two missing? Is it because the news that President Nichinan participated in the beauty pageant personally was shocked, so he withdrew?"

Before he could finish his words, Nichinan grabbed the microphone: "Don't say such things, it's very rude. Sister Nanjo should have something to delay. But for the fairness of the game, we can't wait too much. For a long time, let us chant Nanjo-senpai’s name together and call her out!"

Kazuma is convinced by Nichinan's hand, turning an unexpected event into a sort of egg, and by the way it can bring a warm atmosphere.

"Nanjo-senpai!" Nichinan took the lead and shouted with the microphone, "I will take the champion if I don't come out again! Come on, let's shout together."

The boys happily followed and shouted together.

At this time, the curtain of Nanjo's family opened a corner, and Honami Nanjo came out generously, also in a youthful and dynamic dress. Shorts, a casual shirt fastened in the right position, and a toad mirror hanging on the neckline were basically aimed at Nichinan's outfit has been "matched" accordingly.

Kazuma understood in an instant, Nanjo was based on the clothes Nichinan wore and changed clothes on the spot.

There were Nanjo's bodyguards at the scene, all with headsets on their ears, and they should have used radio to tell Nichinan's dressing style inside the curtain.

Nichinan looked at Honami Nanjo and smiled, "Senior sister, isn't it?"

"I think going all out is respect for the opponent." Nanjo replied with a smile.

At this time, Mei Jiazi emerged from the curtain.

She changed her usual impression of being a good brother, and she looked like a young lady in a long skirt.

Surprisingly, Meijiazi also has a eldest lady style. It really depends on clothes.

But she still acts in the same way as usual, pushing Nanjo as soon as she comes out: "Okay, okay, wait for the confrontation or something to be on the stage, and then there is a link that will allow you to compete with Nichinan."

Seeing this kind of action, Kazuma determined that it was Meijiazi, and it was right that it was not brainwashed by any strange technology of the Nanjo family.

Nanjo and Mikako came on stage, and Nichinan returned the microphone to the vice chairman.

"Oh, today's beauty pageant, it smells so full of gunpowder! Classmates, I'm on fire! Next, let's follow the player number and ask each player to introduce himself!"

This section of self-introduction, to be honest, is unexpectedly ordinary.

Nichinan Rina just introduced her grade class in a very regular manner, as well as being a model for readers, and that’s all.

Kazuma originally thought she was going to be a hit, such as announcing to the boys in the audience: "I know that you all have my photo published in the magazine to cast the spell, so you have to vote for the old lady for this, right? ?"

Or announce that "I am not interested in ordinary people. If there are aliens, future people, and superpowers, please come to me."

Kazuma speculated that Nanjo was also planning to take care of himself during the self-introduction session, but Nichinan was actually unreliable, so he introduced himself very well.

It was the chairman of the committee who declared openly when he introduced himself, "My stunts were practiced by playing the tuba, and I have a very loud and energetic voice."

Then came the talent show that took up the most time in the entire beauty pageant.

Obviously it is a beauty pageant. In the end, everyone will vote for the girl who can most arouse their desires, but they have to show their talents.

Like self-introduction, Nichinan Rina, as the number one player, first appeared on stage.

"I'll simply sing a song." She said, "I'll sing "Blue Coral Reef" by Song Shengzi."

Kazuma When I heard Song Seiko, I remembered his knife.

Not long ago, he replaced the Song Seiko poster behind the knife holder with a movie poster of a sailor suit and machine gun he got from Taiying.

Kazuma I listened to the Blue Coral Reef in my last life because of Iwai Shunji's movie "Love Letter". When the hero was dying, he sang this song to express his nostalgia for the love that he could not reach.

The sound of Nichinan dishes is actually quite good, a bit like Song Seiko, but compared to the singing voice shown by Kitagawa Sao-ri yesterday, it is a bit far behind.

However, this is a bit unfair compared to Nichinan cuisine, the person Kitagawa Shaouri has the innate term "the sound of nature".

Such things as talents are sometimes just unreasonable.

After Nichinan Rina sang one song, there was a passionate crowd on the playground. Kazuma took a closer look and found that in addition to applauding Nichinan Rina, some people were looking forward to how Nanjo would "challenge".

Kazuma is actually quite anticipated.

"Brother, do you want to eat cookies?" Chiyoko didn't know when he ran to Kazuma with a bag of wafers in his hand.

Kazuma took out a wafer and asked: "Aren't you playing in the curtain?"

"I think brother, you are quite lonely in the crowd, so I came out to accompany you, are you moved?"

"Moved. Damn, Amao is also working today?"

"Yes, he has a very full schedule of part-time work, and then he has to study until so late at night and practice kendo. I am really worried about when he will be exhausted."

Kazuma didn't think so, he was a knight of the law, this entry is so showy, how could he get tired so easily.

Damn, I really want this kind of entry.

"Ah, it's an egg." Chiyoko, who was worried about Amo just now, turned his attention to the stage. "Hey, why are there so many people holding musical instruments?"

Kazuma hurriedly looked to the stage, and then got a lot of fun. Dangzi put the entire band on the stage. It’s really yours to use the flute club as your own talent show, Jingongji.

Jinguji Tamamo is holding the microphone: "My talent show was originally intended to be a tuba, but that doesn’t match my image a bit. It feels super weird to wear a tuba in this kimono. So I’ll call you guys. A section of Taiko."

Chiyoko spouted all the cookies in her mouth at once: "What is she going to perform?"

Kazuma wiped away the biscuit residue from my sister spraying her face and replied: "If I heard correctly, it may be Taiko drums."

"Taiko?" Chiyoko's eyes widened.

Kazuma was about to reply when I watched a few guys wearing the traditional Japanese "coolie costumes" carrying a drum on the stage.

All of them have the family pattern of the Jinguji family on their clothes, just like the Kimoto samurai.

The drum also has a family pattern on it, as expected in the impression of Kazuma, there is no one-third of the clover.

Jinguji numbly rolled up the kimono sleeves and tied them with a rope-Japanese women have a special method of tying the kimono sleeves in order not to get in the way of work when wearing kimonos.

A skilled person like Jingongji **** the sleeves, which shows that she often works at home.

Nanjo said that she would not tie herself.

After tying the sleeves, Jinguji Tamamo received the drumsticks from Jiading, and then suddenly remembered something, put the drumsticks under his arm, and took the microphone again: "By the way~lightnovelpub.net~ introduce, this The two are regular customers of my house and confectionery shop. Today I heard that I will perform Taiko drums to add to the fun.

"Mr. Shamisen player Koyama, Shakuhachi player Inoue Celebrity."

Following Nanjo's introduction, the two men who seemed to be in their forties bowed slightly and saluted.

Kazuma couldn't help but help.

He felt that after listening to this performance, everyone in the room would have a BUFF...

On the stage, Jinguji wanted to pass the microphone to the members of the student union. Suddenly his eyes fell on the person whom he had forgotten to introduce, and he quickly added: "Ah, by the way, there is also a Noh performer, Mr. Nishibei, who is in charge of the opening. voice."

The Noh performer looked glorious and waved to the young people below.

Kazuma is speechless.

Wagashiya, is it such an exaggeration?

(End of this chapter)