If The Real World Is Suddenly Gamified

Chapter 43: 【Buttock blasting】

"???"

Chen Yilang almost didn't laugh out loud.

Dare-qing, this little brat, didn't even understand what the adults were talking about at the dinner table just now...

"What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at!?"

Seeing Chen Yilang's smiling face, the little cousin was completely furious.

He took a few steps back, and after finding the distance in the room, a wave of run-ups came directly.

Then he flew up and kicked Chen Yilang.

However, how strong can a six- or seven-year-old brat have?

This foot landed on Chen Yilang's body, but it was completely painless.

But this kick made Chen Yilang's body shake violently, and he almost threw the phone away.

Chen Yilang couldn't help his violent temper.

He grabbed this bastard's clothes and pushed him on the bed with his backhand.

"Didn't your mother tell you that if a child is not well behaved, he will be beaten?"

Then,

A loud slap landed on his ass.

Snapped!

Transparent and loud.

It can be said to be extremely comfortable.

"Ow!"

The little cousin instantly put on a mask of pain.

【Ding! 】

[You used [Hip Blast], causing a lot of real damage to [lv6 Furbolg]! 】

[Get ①Gold +453②Experience +125! 】

Despite the burning pain in the ass, the little cousin still shouted unrelentingly:

"You dare to hit me!"

"I asked my dad to deduct your salary for a year!"

"No, ten years!"

"I'm going to deduct all the wages you bring to marry your wife in the future!"

"Oh, isn't it, isn't it, is it so cruel, little brother? Don't you understand that you feel sorry for your brother?" Chen Yilang said aggrievedly, and then slapped his little cousin on the buttocks again.

【Ding! 】

[You used [Serial Hip Blast], causing a lot of real damage to [lv6 Furbolg]! 】

[Get ①Gold +466②Experience +132! 】

"Hey! Don't hit, I am wrong, my brother!"

The little cousin gave up his stubborn resistance completely and burst into tears.

"What are you doing?!"

At this time.

Relatives who were startled by the big movement in the room all gathered around the room.

Seeing that Chen Yilang was pressing her son on the bed, Yang Mei immediately became furious:

"Chen Yilang!!"

"what are you doing!?"

I saw Yang Mei appear.

The younger cousin cried even louder.

He jumped off the bed, ran in front of Yang Mei, and hugged Yang Mei's thigh tightly.

"Mommy!"

"Cousin, if he doesn't give me a mobile phone to play with, he still hits me!"

"You said, you said Dad could deduct his salary!"

"I want to show him some color!"

"Deduct his salary for ten years!"

Chen Yilang noticed.

When Yang Mei appeared.

A new state appeared on the little cousin's head.

[[lv6 Furbolg] has entered the [Wild] state! 】

[Saying: A bond effect between [Bear Bear] and [Mother Bear], when the distance between the two is relatively close, the effect will be obtained. In this state, the attack of the [Bearbolg] is greatly improved, the strength attribute is improved, and the agility attribute is improved. 】

[Remarks: When [Bear Bear] is far away from [Mother Bear], this state is automatically released, and the bond effect disappears. 】

"..." Chen Yilang was speechless.

Wonderful!

It's amazing to have your mother supporting you, isn't it?

Yes, it's really amazing.

At least when Yang Mei appeared, the younger cousin instantly became rigid.

I didn't see the slightest bit of submissiveness when I was spanked on the bed.

But when she heard the younger cousin said that she wanted to "deduct wages", Yang Mei's face showed a hint of embarrassment.

This was a joke she secretly joked in her own home before, but she didn't expect her silly son to really take it seriously.

Deducting a ghost's salary, Chen Yilang is already six or six, and he can choose from a lot of good schools. How could he still work in their factory?

So Yang Mei simply ignored her little cousin's words and changed the subject:

"Chen Yilang!"

"I didn't tell you."

"Don't you feel ashamed that you are such a big man to bully your cousin like this?"

"Auntie, I suggest you figure out the situation first." Chen Yilang said, "He was disobedient, he kept grabbing my phone, and then kicked me first."

"I didn't!" the little cousin said loudly, "I didn't do anything, it was my cousin who bullied me!"

[Boom! 】

[[lv6 Furbolg] activated the skill [Murdering], causing damage to you! 】

【HP-78】

day!

Chen Yilang was a little dumbfounded.

This bear child, who looks small, did not expect the damage to be so high?

Chen Yilang only felt a dull pain in his forehead, and his health dropped by nearly 10% visibly.

Fortunately, he is now level 6.

If he was still level 1, then his health bar would not be able to withstand the two attacks of the [lv6 furbolg] at all.

"A man and a man, one person does things and one person is responsible. You don't even have the courage to admit your mistakes. What kind of brother are you? No one can do it. What's the use even if you pass the exam? In the future, who will recognize you in society? What about your high school grades?"

Yang Mei kept accusing.

[Boom! 】

[[lv5 Mother Bear] launched [Poison Tongue Attack], causing a lot of damage to you! 】

【HP-56】

Another wave of attacks shocked Chen Yilang's liver.

When I looked at the information bar, my health bar had been cut off by a large margin...

Wonderful!

It's good that mother and son are united, and they work together to break the gold!

Chen Yilang even wanted to give these two monsters a round of applause.

This mixed doubles technique is really very skilled.

Chen Yilang couldn't say enough about these two guys for a while.

This [lv6 Furbolg] lied and didn't even type drafts. Anyway, [Mother Bear] will always trust her cub unconditionally.

resignedly.

Chen Yilang could only silently look at Liu Shiya, who had been standing beside him and witnessed the whole process.

After the brothers and sisters quickly checked their eyes, Liu Shiya immediately stood up and said in front of all the relatives:

"That's what happened just now."

"It was my cousin who moved Chen Yilang's hand first."

"Chen Yilang was playing games with me just now. My cousin kept trying to grab the phone, but he didn't listen. There was really no way. Chen Yilang could only use this method to stop him."

【Ding! 】

[You used [foreign aid attack], causing a lot of damage to the lv5 bear mother! 】

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This time, Yang Mei was so choked that she had nothing to say.

She didn't like Chen Yilang, but she had to trust Yaya.

Besides, Liu Shiya has always been smart and obedient in the eyes of her relatives, like someone else's daughter.

"What's the matter with these three children?"

"That's right, the big guys finally got together for a meal, and they made so much noise."

"Children, whoever did something wrong, come out and apologize!"

The three aunts and six grandmothers gathered at the door of the room, discussing at length.

Seeing the strange looks from relatives around them towards their mother and daughter, under pressure, Yang Mei could only whisper to her little cousin:

"Baby, tell your mother, why did you do something to your cousin?"

"Because my cousin won't let me play with my cell phone!"

Seeing that the people around him began to accuse him, the little cousin cried even louder.

When Yang Mei heard this, she immediately became angry: "Isn't it just a cell phone, what's wrong with you playing with my cousin?!"

"No, Auntie." Chen Yilang couldn't help laughing, "I was also using my phone at the time."

After Yang Mei glared at Chen Yilang angrily, she took out her mobile phone and handed it to her little cousin, softly coaxing again:

"It's alright, alright, Mommy's cell phone for you to play with, let's not make trouble for now, okay?"

"I don't! This phone has no games, I don't want to play this!"

The little cousin cried loudly, grabbed Yang Mei's phone, and smashed it on the ground.

Haw!

The phone shattered directly into scum.