After returning from the physical examination center, there is always a faint little ambiguity between the two insects. It's like having a jar of sweet condiments accidentally scattered in life, and being in it makes me happy.

On this day, Zhao morning went to the military headquarters.

He Yi Xianyu, who had nothing to do, was at home. Since the two worms stayed together no matter what they did some time ago, the short separation now made He Yi feel a sense of emptiness in his heart.

In the morning, He Yi leaned on the sofa and browsed shopping websites. The fair and dexterous fingers fluttered, throwing packs of female insect snacks into the shopping cart, and then went to the clothing area to throw the female insect clothing on the leaderboard into the shopping cart, and then stuffed all the classic aircraft into the shopping cart, and finally One-time payment.

He stared at the settlement amount on the order page without blinking, and he laughed out unwittingly.

It's fun to spend money.

Of course I have to share the happy thing with my wife. He Yi took a screenshot and sent it to the female, with the words:

『Azhao, I bought something for you today, I am very happy, how about you? [pen refill.jpg]”

After sending the message, he leaned on the sofa with his hands behind his head, closed his eyes, and waited with great interest.

Military Department, General Zhao was in the conference room listening to his subordinates reporting military affairs.

It is also a unique ringtone.

The female soldiers exchanged glances, and then turned their eyes to Admiral Zhao who had been fiddling with his brain since the bell rang. The admiral's always expressionless face, moment of doubt, moment of surprise, and moment of shyness, amazed the female soldiers.

The heart of gossip is burning.

Admiral Zhao, who was usually resolute and resolute, fell into a whirlpool of indecision when replying to a text message to the male insect. Perfect.

In the end, because he didn't want the male worm to wait too long, he sent the content that was barely satisfactory:

『Thank you, Lord, I am very happy too. [I love you.jpg]』

His slender and white fingertips rolled around the virtual light screen, and typed a line of transfer information.

The military female generals have a panoramic view of their expressions from entanglement and distress to joy and joy, which is amazing.

Admiral Zhao, who was chatting with the hero during working hours, put down his head and resumed his poker face for a second, and forcibly explained, "Just now is a letter of inquiry from General Wei of the First Army."

The military females looked like "I understand, I understand, I will keep it a secret". Although...you don't need to explain the inquiry letter sent by Admiral Wei to our subordinates, right? Isn't this place without three hundred taels of silver, and it's not self-inflicted?

Admiral Zhao lowered his eyes expressionlessly and coughed lightly, and buckled the metal conference table at will, "Can I lie to you? The meeting continues."

The female soldiers squinted.

Oh, why don't they believe it?

He Yi, with his eyes closed, felt the vibration of his light brain.

After quickly poking open, he was stunned for a moment. The first sentence of the female insect was normal, but the latter sentence made him very speechless.

『Although you spend it, don't save it, [Screenshot of Guangnao Balance.jpg], after the marriage is officially registered, these are all yours. [shame.jpg]』

Ding~! He Yiguangnao received a huge transfer. He looked at the countless zeros behind him, a little dizzy.

Pay money if you disagree?

He Yi was overwhelmed with joy.

The happy He Yi decided to give Xiaoyi a break, so he turned off the silent mode of the robot.

【Ah! My great host, thank you for bringing Xiaoyi back to voice mode! 】Xiaoyi circled around the sofa, and after it had not been turned on for a long time, it froze slightly and stagnated a little. After a few turns, it was silky smooth and smooth again.

He Yi said generously: "If you don't speak ill of Ah Zhao in the future, I will give you freedom of speech." After speaking, he turned his attention back to the optical brain interface.

Recently, He Yi has been involved in the various forums of Xingwang Forum, and has a general understanding of the Zerg's soil and insects.

At noon, the sun was shining brightly, he read the "Male Protection Law" with a strong heart, and then the three views were forced to reshape.

For the continuation of racial reproduction, the Zerg have almost abnormal protection to males. The males exploit the females, and even trample/abuse them, but the society acquiesces in legality and rationality. And if the females inflict the slightest harm on the males, they are subject to the harshest charges in the law.

Especially the high-level male insects with strong spiritual power and rich pheromone are endowed with noble status and have countless privileges.

The current high male insect He Yi: You don't have to worry about breaking the law anymore. [Subway grandpa sees light brain.jpg]

With the idea of ​​breaking the pot, He Yi decided to be a sea swallow.

—Let the storm come harder!

So, he dragged out the "Zerg Marriage Law" from his light brain and read it again. Then, his mouth opened in an O shape.

The list goes on and on.

For example, after marriage, the property of the female is all owned by the male.

For another example, the plot of digging out the heart and kidneys of the female protagonist and hanging on the city wall for three days and three nights in the early ancient texts, in the Zerg society, became the cutting of the bones of the female insects Wings, hanging in punishment. In the ordination room, they were whipped for ten days and ten nights.

This is not a sadomasochism, nor is it a robbery, he has a unique name in the marriage law.

It's called: Teaching.

In the Marriage Law, there are more than 1,000 "teaching regulations" alone. There are so many ways to teach that the insects are dizzying.

He Yi: The Zerg society is so terrifying! [shivering.jpg]

Ding Dong~!

He Yi reluctantly suppressed his complicated emotions, and opened the text message that popped up in the notification bar.

"My dear! Your express No. 4032 has arrived at the villa. If you have any specific delivery requirements, you can contact the courier robot No. 009. The service is excellent and the time is fast. Welcome to consult! 』

"Xiaoyi, bring in the courier."

【Ah, great master! Xiaoyi is honored to serve you! 】 Xiaoyi's tone is cheerful and cadenced.

He Yi frowned, "What about your guide chip for male guides some time ago? Why did you restore the ancient Zerg tone? Can't it be normal?"

Xiaoyi immediately complained:

[Ah, Master! Your female reservist has sinister intentions! He destroyed Xiaoyi's chip, so that Xiaoyi can only use the chip of the barren star. This is not only an insult to Xiaoyi, but also disrespect to you! His heart can be punished! 】

[Ah, Master! Great Male Highness! Take up your little leather whip, let him taste the trembling of his soul, let him ache, let him tremble every day! 】

He Yi warned, "Welcome to the Robot Return Center."

Xiaoyi shut his mouth wisely, and went out to get the courier.

*

After eating alone in the afternoon, the leisurely He Yi slumped on the sofa and pondered a question: Where are the Zerg fruits?

No trace of fruit was seen.

This is not scientific.

Although the food of Zongxing is very delicious, but without the fruit after the meal, I always feel that there is a lack of soul, and it is a bit awkward. It would be fine if he was still living on a desolate star where resources were scarce, but he had already arrived on a rich planet, but he couldn't enjoy the delicious fruit, which would be a bit of a torment.

He Yi opened the Xingwang forum and searched for the keyword: fruit.

The search results were zero.

He typed again: durian. his favorite fruit.

Then, he saw the search results under a bunch of terms, and clicked on a red hot post at will.

& nbsp;

He swiped the screen to take a closer look:

1#Kneeling and begging

I, a female worm with a broken core, my only wish before dying is to get a fruit offering from His Royal Highness.

2#Used Aircraft Monopoly

3# I will kill you

Stop dreaming! The male worm can only eat two offerings of fruit per month, how could he give it to other worms?

4#Admiral only fans, not convinced to fight

I was fortunate enough to eat lemon fruit, the bitterness hidden in the acid, and the bitterness buried in the bones. While eating, I watched the hero and the female and female I hate the most serving you and me. [Toothache sour.jpg][Angina pain from bitterness.jpg]

5#Lavender with purple sadness

Come, love hugs! We who have the same disease and pity each other, we hug ourselves and abandon ourselves and cry~ [Breakthrough.jpg]

6#Something makes eggs

Anonymous first, I can secretly tell you the taste of durian fruit, the flesh is soft, fragrant and sweet, making the insects intoxicated.

7#What should I do if the cute male says he likes me

Liar upstairs, how could a female of you know the taste of durian fruit?

8#The hero takes me to see the stars

Why not? The hero gave the male worm a piece, and the cub quietly gave me a taste.

9#Xiongzhu's toys

Ahhhh! I admired it, it turned out to be the female prince upstairs! Come on, tell me what it tastes like?

10#

Like the incomparably sweet male Highness full of taboo charm, and like being humiliated by His Highness, resisting and deeply in love.

11#Sunflower with little sun

Ah! Damn sweet.

12#Humble Small Mu Online Marriage

Want to eat!

13#I was killed by His Highness

Want to eat +1

…

He Yi patiently read one by one. It turned out that there is no fruit in the Zerg, only offering fruit. There are two kinds of fruit, one is lemon fruit and the other is durian fruit.

Due to the limitation of the climatic and geographical conditions of the insect star, it is difficult to cultivate the fruit. The fruit offerings are monopolized by the Male Insect Protection Association. When visiting the high-ranking male insects in the middle of each month, they will distribute a lemon fruit and a durian fruit as gifts.

The durian fruit has the effect of improving immunity and enhancing physical fitness, and is an essential tonic for higher male insects.

He Yi flipped through the ephemeris and found that there were still 10 days left in the middle of the month. He pursed his lips and sighed inwardly: Oh, the day for the fruit offering is still early.

In case, if Ah Zhao also likes to eat durian fruit, should he eat all of them, or half of them?

It's really a mess.

Admiral Zhao, who was remembered by He Yi, was in the marshal's office at this time.

"Marshal!" General Zhao saluted respectfully as soon as he stepped into the office.

"Zhao, congratulations." Marshal Mori's voice was cold, and there was an untraceable smile in his eyes.

Zhao remembered the reluctance of the hero when he went out this morning, and moved the tail finger of his right hand uncomfortably, "Well, thank you."

"

Zhao's fair cheeks were instantly dyed with a layer of crimson, "Well, Xiongzhu he... very good, I..." Thinking of Xiongzhu's gentleness and sweetness, his heart pounded.

Marshal Sen changed the subject, "What was the secret you didn't have time to tell me before you disappeared?"

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