I’m Admiring the Zerg
Chapter 16: love bug
He Yi's shocked and numb expression seemed to Zhao to be extremely dissatisfied with himself. Looking at the indifferent back of the male insect, his body moved faster than his heart.
Step forward to stop the male.
The females in the restaurant who saw this scene all sweated for him. They all recognized Admiral Zhao. Although He Yi was very successful in dressing up, the face of Admiral Zhao was original. Even the cubs of the famous Imperial Light know a thing or two.
So, while the females were worried that Admiral Zhao offended His Highness He Yi and ushered in monstrous anger, they condemned Admiral Zhao for not understanding the rules and acting recklessly.
"My lord, I was wrong... I was wrong, I..." If it wasn't for the fact that the lord had set a rule not to kneel, he would have bowed down and pleaded guilty.
He Yi looked at the female insect who was eager to admit her mistake over and over again, her heart softened. He took the female insect's sweaty hand from being overly nervous, leaned slightly and kissed the back of the dry and warm hand, and said in a soft voice, "It's not your fault, let's go, we still have a movie to watch."
What's wrong with Ah Zhao?
It was himself who was wrong, he was out of tune with this world.
Some time ago, he stayed in the villa without leaving the door. He just learned about the world and the Zerg society from the virtual network. Now, in reality, he faces the social reality of the Zerg's superiority and inferiority, and cruelly reveals the last fluke in his heart.
He really can't go back. Here, is a whole new world, a cosmic galaxy with no zombies and no human base.
He thought he was lucky. Although on this insect star that subverts the three views, his heart is not alone, because he has the best gift from God, and he can carry his lifelong partner, Ah Zhao.
He Yi looked at the female worms in front of him, stopped and raised his hand to brush the fine strands of hair on his forehead to his ears, with a bright smile: "Don't worry, I didn't give birth to you Hungry, are you hungry? Let's go to the supermarket to buy some energy blocks and nutrient solution, you haven't eaten dinner yet."
Zhao's tense heartstrings relaxed. In the blink of an eye, he was lost in the dazzling smile of Jun Meixiong's soul-sucking lord, and he replied in a nonchalant voice: "Well, good."
The females in the restaurant were amazed by the male's surprisingly good temper. At the same time, I can't help but sigh: Admiral Zhao is indeed the light of the empire, and his charm is very incomparable! In just a few words, His Royal Highness the male worm was coaxed into a smile, which was a model of practical teaching to please the male worm.
They have to memorize such precious teaching materials and study hard! I don't know who was brave enough to use their brains to record what happened in the restaurant from beginning to end and send it to the star network to earn a wave of attention. This candid video has become one of the precious historical materials for the imperial insect people to study the daily love between the young insect emperor and the light of the empire.
It was also later that He Yi realized that the ordinary restaurant outside is not as prominent as the couple's restaurant, which highlights the dignity of males and the despicability of females. At least, there are seats, and only occasionally one or two females are punished by males. The worm will kneel.
The so-called lovers' restaurant is a place specially created for the females to please the males.
There, the females held the males, respected the males, tried their best to lower their bodies, and took care of the delicate males who were tall and sensitive. Fragile self-esteem. But it is to stand out among the thousands of female swarms to be favored by males, so as to lay eggs.
Reproduction is the most primitive instinct engraved in the genes of female insects, and it is the mission flowing in their blood.
For example, now, He Yi is sitting in the waiting area for male insects outside the movie theater, staring at his family's A Zhao excitedly and other female insects queuing up in the snack area. To please the favorite male.
He Yi: It's really... sweet trouble.
"My lord, you've got the coke glass with ice and caramel-flavored popcorn," Zhao Da walked over and spread out his palm to reveal the small storage button in the palm of his hand.
He glanced at the male worm's expression without a trace, and said tentatively: "I... also bought other snacks, you can eat them instead, if you don't like..."
Speaking of this, he lowered his eyes and pursed his lips. Will the heroine blame him for making his own decisions?
He Yi pretended not to see the little movement of the female insect, and replied with a smile: "Well, then thank you for your kindness, I am very happy."
The ice blue eyes of the female insect slowly dyed with light.
He Yi squinted his eyes: It seems... females should be pampered more.
This movie was chosen by He Yi and starred by the female superstar Locke. by. Mandatory. Love as one Zerg love blockbuster. Excellent reputation.
Film, as an ancient Zerg cultural heritage, has not been submerged in the torrent of history, and the film industry is flourishing. With the development of science and technology, movie theaters keep pace with the times, improving the viewing experience of the bug people in all aspects.
He Yi attaches great importance to this trip to the cinema, and has made up for a lot of common sense of watching movies. It can be said that he is well prepared.
Just as he was walking towards the movie theater with the female insect, a shout came from behind: "Admiral Zhao, Your Excellency He Yi, what a coincidence."
It's Phoebe.
It's the baby face who took a candid photo and refused to add friends.
The proud He Yi did not want to answer.
In fact, Phoebe is also very innocent, he just checked to reject the friend authentication of strangers.
Innocent Phoebe enthusiastically posted, "Meet the two of you again, which movie did you choose? Is it the one with the highest rating, "Deep Love for the Substitute"?"
He Yi hummed. Not going to talk much.
The charming Asian woman next to Phoebe stepped forward and saluted, "Sang Cha has seen His Royal Highness and General Zhao."
Whether female servants or female monarchs, married females who do not have high military rank will greet His Royal Highness S-rank males to show respect.
He Yi nodded, "No gift."
His eyes stayed on the face of the sub-hen for a moment, this was the first charming sub-hen he saw on the insect star. Isn't Phoebe's maid, Staff Zee?
Seeing that He Yi seemed to be interested in mulberry tea, Phoebe hugged Yashe affectionately, "Introduce, this is mulberry tea, my seventh female servant."
"How? Have time to play?"
"Chacha, would you like it?" Phoebe asked the female in her arms.
"I hate it, the hero is really bad~" Sang Cha blushed and nodded coquettishly.
Phoebe laughed in satisfaction.
He Yi seemed to understand but didn't understand, but felt a little hot eyes, and got goosebumps, he frowned and didn't speak.
Zhao on the side understood, Phoebe wanted this charming and charming female to serve the hero, and this shameless Cha Cha even agreed. —Big guts!
Zhao: The fist is hard.
However, he didn't even have a position to stop it. The male takes a fancy to the married female, and only needs the permission of the female and his male lord to achieve a dewy relationship. This will only get the envy of the other insects rather than the accusation.
But...this is his hero.
Why, why...to give it to other insects? !
Extremely angry.
He Yi's mental power captured a trace of Ah Zhao's emotions. Although he was puzzled, he turned to Phoebe and refused: "No, we don't have time, we'll go first, see you later." He pulled the female worm and turned around and left.
He Yi's inner OS: It's love, don't bother!
"Hey, wait for me, Your Excellency He Yi, I have something to tell you."
The rejected Phoebe quickly caught up, "Have you received the invitation to the Army Women's Wine Party?"
He Yi was forced to stop, and became impatient with the bright light bulb that disturbed his good things several times, "What's the matter?"
me" expression.
Zhao secretly glared at the troubled Phoebe, then turned around and explained eagerly: "Master, I don't, I just... just haven't had time to tell you." He nervously Looking at He Yi.
In addition to the high-ranking military females and their male masters, the members of the military female cocktail party, there are also many S-rank male highnesses, which is essentially a battle. color. A blind date banquet where deals and interests compete. Yes, he really wanted the lord not to go to the reception. But he didn't have the guts. He just delayed the time, and wanted to inform him a few days later.
I didn't expect that his secret thoughts would be pierced by Phoebe on the spot.
He's unlucky.
I met Phoebe, the troublesome Tie Hanhan.
He Yi didn't care about the female worm's concealment at all, "It's a big deal, just give me the invitation letter later."
He looked at the light bulb Phoebe with incomprehensible words: "I already know about the reception, is there anything else? We'll leave if it's all right."
As soon as the words fell, he avoided the plague like a plague, dragged the female to trot, and entered the movie theater in a flash.
Leaving Phoebe and Mulberry tea to stare at each other.
Auditorium 6, Double Seat.
"Click click."
He Yi glanced around with popcorn in his mouth. There are not only two-seater and three-seater seats in the movie hall, but also row seats for eight people at most. No matter what kind of seats they are, they are all soundproofed from each other. You can also turn on the box mode when necessary to isolate the prying eyes from the outside world.
Why cut off the outside world? He Yi said: He understands, he understands very well.
"Crack cack...cough...cough." He managed to choke himself.
"Master, eat slowly and drink some water first." Zhao handed over a bottle of mineral water, and patted the male on the back with a worried face. Secretly decided to complain about the poor quality popcorn from this little shop later.
Popcorn: …suffered the unbearable.
After taking a few saliva, He Yi, who had calmed down, got rid of the colored waste in his head and sat upright.
The movie begins. In the film, the protagonist of the S-class male and the E-class beautiful female meet at a banquet. The male who fell in love at first sight takes the initiative to confess, and the two fall into a sweet love...
He Yi couldn't take his eyes off it. While watching, I thought: um... this statement is good, write it down. Hmm... this kissing position is good, take note. Hmm... This action is very sultry, write it down and write it down.
In Zhao's eyes, He Yi seemed to be fascinated by the beautiful heroine. The male worm nodded while watching, squinting comfortably
I don't know what to think.
Zhao: It wasn't because he fell in love with this sub-girl, he was drinking Coke upside down!
He exhaled a suffocating breath, took out a popcorn from the table where snacks were stored in the center of the seat, and fed it to the male insect's mouth, smiling and said: "Male lord, how is this sub-female acting? "
The little worm in his heart is preparing to kick over the vinegar jar.
He Yi opened his mouth and took the popcorn.
While chewing, he said, "The acting is very good, and the emotion is in place." He still stared at the protagonist kissing on the screen without blinking.
Zhao: Very good, the vinegar jar was turned over?
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