I’m Admiring the Zerg
Chapter 28: beauty bug
The third day of the wedding holiday.
A little light came in through the window, enough to keep the view unobstructed.
"Pada." He Yi reached out and turned on the bedside lamp, rubbing his sleepy eyes, "Why do you get up so early?"
The misunderstanding yesterday not only officially activated his bloodline, but also drained his energy. And last night, they had a long time to mess around, and it was still early, so sleepy he was yawning.
"Wait, Ah Zhao, come over and let me see," He Yi stopped the female who was wearing shoes, knelt on the bed and pulled him closer, opened his eyes wide, and took a closer look. "Aren't you tired? Is there any discomfort?"
"Not tired." The female shook her head.
"Then last night..." He Yi's expression at the moment was like that of an innocent girl who was deceived by a scumbag. He asked with round eyes, "How can you be so energetic!" In the morning, his daughter-in-law was in high spirits, but he was sluggish.
—Where is the face of the big attack?
He slumped down on the bed.
The female worm rang the alarm bell in her heart instantly.
After the ball, I played too much last night, and I forgot to cover it up this morning.
He stepped into the play for a second and put one hand on his waist, and said weakly, "Master, I seem to be hurting a little." , it hurts."
Hearing the weak voice of the female, the depressed and decadent male, His Royal Highness, turned over like a salted fish that was suddenly injected with oxygen, "What's wrong? It hurts, I will rub it."
The strength is neither light nor heavy. The male rubbed the female's waist distressedly and whispered: "You are acting like a fool, why did you get up so early before going to work? You are still struggling..."
"Hey, are you still smiling?"
Seeing the bright smile in the female's eyes, the male's gentle expression faded away and put on a cold face.
The female turned her face away and said nothing.
Just shake her head slightly. The shoulders shook.
The male was angry, and the other party's shoulders were shaking like a motor, thinking he was snickering when he couldn't see his face? The male worm shifted his hands to find the female worm's armpit and scratched it hard, "I told you to laugh, how dare you laugh? I'll make you laugh enough today..."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't scratch..." The female worm laughed out loud, tears in her eyes and she kept begging for mercy.
With the sharpness and swiftness of the military female, he could dodge it, but he did not. How can I miss such a good opportunity to get close to the hero?
The male worm did not hesitate, "Are you admitting your mistake? Do you dare to laugh at you and me?"
"I don't dare, haha... I don't dare hahaha~" The female worm twisted randomly, not only did not escape from the male worm's claws, but also very deliberately sent herself to the male worm's palm. The magnitude of the body tremors and the laughter are exaggerated.
Unfortunately, the simple males were not found, and even thought such "stupid" females were cute.
After laughing and laughing for a while, the sleepiness is long gone.
"Why don't you sleep more?"
"There will be guests today."
"Who?"
"The Xiongbaohui."
He Yi fell back and lay flat again, and said depressedly, "Why didn't I receive the news? Isn't it once a month? Is the mid-month visit already over?"
"You forgot? The president said that he will prepare a coming-of-age ceremony for you." The female worm lowered her head slightly and showed no emotion in her eyes.
Speaking of this He Yi, one head and two big. What gift? He clearly wanted to destroy his marriage and interfere in his feelings! It seems that there is still a tough battle to fight today, "By the way, how do you know it's today?" He, the party who was visited, didn't even know.
Only he can achieve the purpose of suppressing and belittling. By the way, he appreciates his embarrassed attitude.
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As expected, when it was about lunchtime, the worm from the Xiongbao Club rang the doorbell.
Unexpectedly, President Howard did not come to visit in person, but a baby-faced Phoebe and six "gifts" of different styles.
After taking the seat, Phoebe explained her intention, "President has been busy with the preparations for the palace banquet recently. I, I took this errand as soon as I heard that I was here."
He Yi nodded to show he understood.
He Yi: "..." is not pleasing to the eye, thank you.
Seeing the other party's acquiescence, Phoebe laughed even more happily, "Come, come, your Excellency, come and see, these are all good gifts carefully selected by the president for you."
He clapped his hands, and five military females and one female came out from behind the sofa and came forward to salute.
The moment they saw the ceremony, before they could introduce themselves, Zhao stood up and walked in front of the male without a trace, blocking the sticky sight of the other females on his male, and asked softly: "Master, do you need me to make a cup of tea to entertain the guests?"
Guests bite very hard.
But the two big-hearted males didn't hear anything. Because He Yi was sitting, He Yi couldn't even reach Ah Zhao's shoulders, so he didn't see the stiff and angry face of the female.
He stretched out his hand and pulled the female back to the sofa, "No, let Xiaoyi go." Then he got up and walked two steps and raised his hand to turn on the robot that was standing still in a standby state. , "Xiaoyi, make tea."
And Phoebe on the side, not only did not hear the hostility in the female's tone, but was also very pleased: I haven't seen Admiral Zhao for a few days, but I know the rules better than before. He clenched his fist with one hand and made a powerful gesture with his thumb up, "Okay, Your Excellency He Yi, you have a good teaching."
He Yi doesn't know why.
I didn't answer this, and laughed twice.
Xiaoyi, who had just loaded the program, did something that every male early education version robot would do after restarting—automatically search for females or females within a ten-meter radius. A red light flashed in his eyes, and after a series of intelligent analysis, he began to chant again:
【Ah! The fragile female is a tender and delicate flower, you should keep one of the precious males at home! 】
But because of the strong desire to survive, it quickly slipped to the kitchen while chanting.
Actually, as Xiaoyi said, the only sub-female in the 6 gifts is very delicate in appearance, with snow-skinned red lips, so tender that she is about to pinch out of water. The figure is enchanting and charming, and is very conspicuous among the five military females. Phoebe pointed at the petite and tender Asian female and said, "My cousin Joey, isn't he pretty?"
"The old and old-fashioned president still wants to give you all the military females. I really don't understand the style. The female female I found for you will not flow to outsiders, right?"
The named female lotus moved slightly, leaned forward and said softly: "Good day, Your Highness, my name is Joey. I have admired His Highness for a long time, and I want to serve you all my life."
The short sentence was melodious and melodious by what he said.
If any other male was here, he would definitely laugh and take this beautiful and sweet-sounding female into his bag, but He Yi only gave a deep shudder: I am afraid it is a **** Reincarnated?
He rubbed his arms lightly to ease the discomfort caused by the chills.
Just as he was about to say no, Zhao suddenly got up and walked away. He Yi's outstretched hand froze in mid-air, but he didn't hold it, "Azhao, where are you going?"
"Master, you are busy first, I will go to the kitchen to make lunch." The female stepped up and did not look back. As if a hungry wolf was chasing him.
Looking at the female insect that disappeared in the blink of an eye, He Yi was at a loss for a moment, isn't Xiaoyi doing it? But at this moment, it is not easy for him to catch up and ask what happened, leaving the guests alone in the living room.
He turned to look at the petite female in front of him, with a arrogant and alienated attitude: "Don't love me, it won't work."
Phoebe suddenly winked and sighed: "My God, your Excellency has no pity on fragrance and jade! This beautiful insect is used to coax."
He Yi glanced sharply at Joey from top to bottom, and raised his chin arrogantly: "The complexion is too white, the hair is too long, the eyes are too big, the nose is not straight enough, the lips are too small..."
After a series of comments, he concluded: "This is also called a beauty bug?"
Obviously, this is a bright rejection: the average me, the average bright. I don't like you in general!
Maybe his words were too sharp, and the tears in Joey's eyes shrank back in shock. The words of His Highness the male insect were like a slap in the face that crushed all his pride. At this moment, his proud self-confidence was torn to shreds and crushed to pieces in front of everyone's eyes.
Phoebe was very speechless about He Yi's bizarre aesthetic, "What about these military females? They have very different styles. There is always something you can like?"
He Yi said coldly: "No, I only like Ah Zhao, and there is only one Ah Zhao in this world."
Anything is cheap on average, and so is love.
His idea of only wanting to have a partner to carry him through a long life has become non-mainstream here. The Zerg's family view, outlook on life and values are completely different from those of Earth. As far as families are concerned, they advocate the concept of superiority between males and females. As far as life is concerned, they emphasize racial reproduction. In terms of value, they advocate that female insects join the army to realize value, and male insects take waiter eggs to realize value.
But no matter what, he will stick to his view of love. If you choose to love a bug, you must love it vigorously and forever.
Here the noble and arrogant male worm in the living room is rejecting the rotten peach blossoms that he took the initiative to bring to the door, while the female worm in the kitchen drinking a few jars of vinegar is finding it full of resentment with the fresh ingredients in the cold storage.
Ping ping pong pong.
Another ingredient was smashed by a kitchen knife.
Sakura's lower lip was marked with deep tooth marks.
Zhao's tongue was slightly astringent, and he tasted a hint of rust, and he was both angry and at a loss. He was so angry at why he wanted to slap the face of the hero in public, and now one or several female servants were about to enter the door to steal the gentle and pampering gaze of the hero. It is difficult to get a single point of favor from the hero.
He was dazed and at a loss.
Ah, that beautiful sub-female boy, white, soft and smooth, is about to be appointed by the hero as his "brother"!
No, he must not sit still!
He closed his eyes and frantically searched for useful information in his memory.
After a while, he opened his eyes and stared at the red marks on his palms caused by holding the knife too hard. Minor wounds, red. If the hero still cares about him...
He took a deep breath and flushed his eyes, and walked out of the kitchen quickly.
Oh, my younger brother?
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