These words are all excerpts from Xiao Ran's last world, a web-based article "Wu Kong Zhuan" written by God on the Internet today. ┡Ｅ 』Ω Novel Ww * W. Ω1XIAOSHUO. Com

There are many classic quotes in it, and it is also known as "the first book on the Internet"!

When Xiao Ran saw this book at first, he was shocked to heaven, because there were too many words in it that made people look passionate.

Rebirth copying the book will copy Wukong Biography, although Xiao Ran is not rebirth, but it is not much worse.

However, Xiao Ran did not intend to exhibit in the network circle.

First, it ’s too tiring. Even with memory in mind, typing is not an easy task. Many tentacles can code 40,000, 50,000, or more a day, but Xiao Ran ca n’t. You ask him to hit 2,000 an hour. Word, that's all pretty good.

This is because I have the impression of the full text of Wu Kong Biography, but this is obviously impossible. No one can memorize hundreds of thousands of words.

And Xiao Ran didn't taste it ... No, Xiao Ran wasn't Zhang Ye, and he didn't have a memory capsule ...

Second, times are different.

The book of Wukong was really great at the time. That's because of different times. Nowadays, the pace of life is fast, and the rhythm of web articles has been brought up. Wukong is not suitable for readers today.

One on Weibo, people who followed Xiao Ran immediately emerged.

"I'm going! What's up?"

"Oh my god, so overbearing? Seeing my blood boiling!"

"Xiao Ran, you have changed! I just heard the cry of Wu Kong Biography just now, but after reading these, I immediately felt bloody!"

"I want all sentient beings to understand what I mean. I want all the Buddhas to disappear! Domineering! This is Sun Wukong in my mind!"

"Oh my god, it's a flaming sentence."

"Hey! It's Spring Festival Gala now! What are you all doing on Xiao Ran's Weibo! Hurry and go to Spring Festival Gala!"

"Haha, I borrowed this sentence! I want to go under the Spring Festival Gala Weibo."

"I guess it's useless. How many words have we left on Weibo. Isn't it the same when we don't see the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Tell him! Let's talk first, Xiao Ran's fans! Don't forget to like it!"

"Is this going to tear the Spring Festival Gala? I like it."

"Well, let's go and tear up the Spring Festival Gala together! I'm so passionate about these words!"

"..."

On Weibo, Xiao Ran's fans immediately went to the latest Weibo on Spring Festival Evening to leave a message.

For a while, nothing disappeared, and it couldn't bury my heart. I couldn't cover my eyes. If I became a Buddha, if the world was innocent, it would completely occupy the Spring Festival Gala Weibo.

Officials of the Spring Festival Gala Weibo opened the Weibo and took a look.

Hold the grass! What happened to these responses?

So domineering! Seeing my blood boil!

The staff was completely embarrassed. He originally wanted to go online to see how many people talked about the Spring Festival Gala, but now he is directly dominated by these domineering words!

After looking at it for a while, the staff members' faces were dark.

Xiao Ran! Your uncle!

Did n’t he not invite six little spiritual children? Do you need to write songs and write such words to stimulate our Spring Festival Gala?

Can't cover my eyes? I do n’t think you can cover your mouth!

Understand what I mean? I understand you! I'm gone, your uncle!

What buddha, what do you mean!

Why does the great **** of webpages open Weibo when he is bored, and he accidentally sees this passage, and the whole person suddenly stuns!

That's it! So ...

How so familiar! Have I seen it somewhere?

Numerous web authors who finished their old books a few years ago looked at these words, and immediately gave birth to creations. Goku's novels sprang up like bamboo shoots in a short time!

Either joy or sorrow, or blood, or sorrow, in short, it seems as if the new year is not related to the monkey a little bit.

Ouyang Xue has been following Xiao Ran.

When he saw this Weibo, Ouyang Xue could not help but sat in front of the computer and opened the live broadcast software and League of Legends.

"Wow! Snow Goddess! You actually started broadcasting!"

"Haha, the live broadcast will start on the first day of the new year, and the conscience anchor!"

"Anchor! You always do justice on Weibo! Quickly catch him back and broadcast live!"

"Yes! Catch him back!"

"Kunshen **** won't even come to live broadcast since winning the World Marathon Championship!"

"Yeah, my husband isn't coming, so I have to come and see my husband's primary three. Maybe I can still catch my husband ..."

Looking at the audience's discussion, Ouyang Xue blushed.

"Who ... who is his daughter-in-law! I'm his coach!" Speaking of this, Ouyang Xue seemed to be sure, and repeated: "Yes! I'm his coach!"

"Haha, deceiving people! After Kunshen was angry with you that day, you were all excited and embracing, how could it be okay."

"Well, envy Kun."

"Snow goddess, hurry up and play the game."

Seeing someone urging, Ouyang Xue came back to her, quickly clicked on the ranking, and then said, "Today I saw Xiao Ran's Weibo, and suddenly I wanted to play a few monkeys. Today, I will play monkey playing wild. "

While talking, the game begins.

As soon as he entered the room, Ouyang Xue stunned.

Use a few for one person: "Order a monkey and hit everything!"

I have a calf cow: "Middle single Qitian Dasheng, ask for orders or play wild to play ap."

Donghuang Taiyi: "Goku assists! Strong carry! Can't hit the next road, live broadcast!"

The spring dream of a billion girls: "Monkey a ... adc ... grass! Monkeys can't hit adc! I **** play snakes! I choose cheaply; in a moment, Ouyang Xue's game also retired.

Then, a dialog box also appeared: the spring dream of one billion girls quit the game.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, no more, laugh at me!"

"It's all about playing monkeys ~ lightnovelpub.net ~ and the anchor also wants to play monkeys playing wild. Five people want to choose monkeys, so just play clone mode ..."

"You're stupid! What cloning mode is there now? You don't know. Now the first floor is full of second-choice monkeys. Which side has banned the monkeys, then wait for the loser, and your teammates will hang up and hang up to you!"

"The funniest thing is the one who wants to hit adc with a monkey. I'm curious. How did he fight? Did the monkey also become a long-range hero?"

"Everyone blame Kun God, it seems nothing to sing" Goku ", what microblogging, so that we dare not even play the ranking now."

"Yeah, the monkeys who can play are okay, the rhythm can fly up, but what monkeys are singles, and what monkeys help is just beeping the dogs ..."

Looking at the audience's discussion, Ouyang Xue blinked.

One song, one Weibo, can make so many people notice Xiao Ran, and even the game has been affected.

Is this his influence now?