Chapter 134 What the **** is this!

   Suizi saw Yu Jingting's father when she was a child, and vaguely remembered that she was tall, and Yu Jingting's tall and tall was just like his father.

   I don’t remember whether he looks good or not, but I remember being fierce.

  She has been timid since she was a child, and she would always take a detour when she saw such a fierce man.

  So when the mother-in-law spread out the scroll, Suizi immediately turned into Xiaodouyan after seeing the person in the portrait.

   "This, this is the father-in-law?"

  Traditional Chinese painting pays attention to artistic conception. Different from Western painting, it does not rely on anatomy, and most of the paintings are not realistic.

   I can understand the imbalance of proportions.

  However, no matter how out of tune you are, you must have a personality.

  Wang Cuihua took out this painting, with a big lump of ink on the head.

  From a distance, it looks like the big-headed son who came through the crew of the big-headed son and the small-headed father.

   Looking closer, it looks like a big potato has become fine.

   Not to mention whether it looks like or not, it is not vivid.

   At the very least, you have to look like a person!

   What the **** is this!

   "I asked Wu Laoer, who is the best painter in the village, to help draw this. The picture of Zhong Kui catching ghosts painted by Wu Laoer sold very well in the market."

  Suizi supported his forehead when he heard the words.

  Zhong Kui catches ghosts is a freehand painting, no wonder he painted his father-in-law like a little ghost.

  So, Lao Yu's family offers a "Big Potato Essence" every year during the New Year?

   No wonder the potatoes at home are better than other people’s noodles. Potatoes are blessed by the essence, so they are delicious!

   "Mother, who does my father-in-law look like? Can you tell me about it?" Suizi asked.

   "It's a bit like his dead grandfather, but he's better looking than his grandfather—how about you go to your second uncle's house and see the portrait of your grandfather offered by his house?"

  “.When I didn’t ask.”

   It is estimated that the second uncle’s family provided such a portrait that was so abstract that even relatives could not recognize it.

   Is it interesting to draw potato essence according to sweet potato essence?

   "Among the living people, is there anyone who resembles the father-in-law? It's not limited to our family." Suizi asked.

   "The face shape is the same as your man's, the mouth is a bit thicker than Jiaojiao, and I can't tell whose eyes it looks like—what are you asking?"

   "I want to draw. Although my drawing skills are not very professional, but—" Suizi glanced at the "Picture of Datou Tudou Gonggong", "It must be better than this."

   "Huh? You can still draw? Why didn't I hear your mother say that? By the way, I remembered that your mother learned to draw. It's a pity that I don't know why she closed her pen."

  Wang Cuihua also asked Sui Ziniang to help paint portraits before, but Chen Lijun said that she would never touch a paintbrush in her life, so she found someone else.

   "Your mother taught you?"

   "Hmm." Suizi was vague, but it wasn't.

  Chen Lijun has never touched a paintbrush since she married in Yangtun, so how could she teach Suizi how to paint.

  Inheriting this thing is amazing. Suizi has liked painting since she was a child.

  Every painting was suppressed by Chen Lijun. Chen Lijun was very resistant to her touching these paintings and even tore the tassels.

  Later, Suizi left her hometown, rebelled against her own bones, and doodled when she had nothing to do.

   Subconsciously, she wants to completely break with her original family. The more her mother forbids her to do it, the more she will do it.

   Also worshiped a very powerful master, who praised her for her talent.

   "The dishes are all done, just make dumplings at noon, there is nothing to do now, you go to the Westinghouse Kang to draw and play."

  Wang Cuihua didn't have much hope.

  Suizi asked someone to buy supplementary textbooks, workbooks and drawing tools in the city before the holiday, and Jiaojiao had already been followed by Suizi.

  From the moment Jiaojiao scribbled on the textbook, Suizi could see that this girl liked to draw.

  There will be no remedial class, if there is, Suizi can enroll all the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting to my sister-in-law in one go.

  If there are conditions, we must cultivate them. If there are no conditions, we must cultivate them.

  Just when Yu Jingting came back, he smelled of firecrackers and burnt paper money from the cemetery.

   "Stand there and don't move." Suizi held up the paintbrush and compared it to his head.

   "You little **** use a pen to make gestures, what's the way to open the altar?"

  Yu Jingting also wanted to tell her about the interesting things in the cemetery.

  He made the two uncles very angry today.

  Especially the second uncle, after watching him block the drain with cement, he was so angry that he jumped up and down, which was more interesting than his mother's dancing master.

   "Save Potatoes"

   Suizi thought about what her mother-in-law said, her father-in-law's face shape was the same as Yu Jingting's.

  Handsome and angular face, can control any hairstyle, including his now vicious small hair bun.

   "In the future, your hair will grow a little longer, and medium-length hair with well-defined layers and slight curls will suit you very well."

   "Why do you guys have long hair?!"

  Suizi didn't even lift her head, and the pen slid across the paper.

   "When fighting, you can tie up half and leave the other half—it's also handsome." Suizi imagined the scene, and her face was a little hot.

   This guy is really a leader, he is handsome in any way.

   Bow your head and draw to cover up your clamoring thoughts.

  Yu Jingting squinted his eyes and leaned over to look at her masterpiece.

  Suozi has already made the outline of the three courts and five eyes.

   When Yu Jingting saw it, he was furious, it wasn't him!

   "Which wild man is drawn! So ugly!"

  Tell him who it is, and now go to a duel with a fire stick.

   "Our father."

  “.”

  Yu Jingting decided to take back the phrase "wild man".

   "I can't say it doesn't look like it, I can only say that it's not a person at all."

   pointed out a few places for Suizi.

  Sui Zi changed it according to what he said, and the modification was a bit similar, but still a lot worse.

   There is no real object, only relying on other people's dictation, no matter how you draw it, it will not look right.

   It's not easy to have this similarity, it's better than big potato essence.

   Suizi regretted writing, and put the drawing board on the kang casually.

   I thought she could draw a decent one, and replaced the potato essence one.

   "Why are you looking at me like that?"

  Yu Jingting's straight eyes made Suizi bewildered.

   "How many more things do you have that I don't know?"

  When he married her, he knew that she was versatile, but after getting along with her, he realized that she could do more than he imagined.

   Suizi usually can’t keep up with his mouth, but today, for some reason, hearing him ask this question, he replied without thinking:

   "I will give you a lifetime to read and understand everything about me."

   This sentence set the fuse, binding his reason to the sky and blowing it up to the sky.

  Yu Jingting pressed the back of her head and was about to chew.

   "Am I still there?" Jiao Jiao protested.

   Is this something minors can watch?

  The protest disappeared into her brother's clasped palm.

  Yu Jingting pressed the back of his daughter-in-law's head with one hand to make it easier for him to gnaw, and the other hand seemed to have eyes, and it precisely covered the beautiful eyes.

   Without any warning, the kid Jiaojiao was stunned by the dog food that fell from the sky.

   It means that Jing Ting let go of his hand when he had eaten enough, and Jiao Jiao closed his eyes and jumped around the room.

   "Smelly brother! You've blurred my eyes!"

  Today is thirty, and the family is going to make dumplings at noon.

  Yu Jingting went out to play mahjong, Xiaopang stood at the door of Lao Yu's house and called Jiaojiao to go out to play.

  Jiaojiao jumped and ran out, took two steps, and turned back.

   While Suizi was making dumplings in the east room, she ran to the west room and secretly stuffed the semi-finished painting of Suizi out in a cotton jacket.

  Children are a little vanity, Jiaojiao wants to show her sister-in-law's magical painting to her friends, and take it back after she's done.

   Unexpectedly, this move aroused a turbulent sea in the back.

   The section of braiding is a tribute to the author’s favorite hot-blooded high school, Takizawa Genji. I really like the clip of braiding in the rain and fighting in groups. Have you seen it?

  

  

  (end of this chapter)