Chapter 349 Is it a human or a fairy (thanks to tuuuuuuule+more)

   Suizi felt that there was no square dance in this era, and her mother-in-law's talent for dancing was ruined.

   In another twenty years, Wang Cuihua will definitely be the most beautiful sight on the square.

  Since she came to the city, she has no chance to let her dance the big dance, and she is almost suffocated.

  Hearing that there seemed to be a problem with the house, Wang Cuihua seemed to feel the call of the mission, and rushed in with a drum.

   Liu Luoguo, who led the way, was dumbfounded, this?

  Wang Cuihua started jumping up and down as soon as she entered the courtyard, and Liu Luoguo was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on her back—good guy, did this family go crazy when they first came in?

   Just run away.

   It didn't take half a day, and there was another rumor about the evil in this house.

  Suizi was terrified of this house at first, but when he saw Liu Luoguo running away in fright, he thought it was funny.

  Tui Tui Yu Jingting.

   "Go in and help to see if there are no snakes or anything."

  Yu Jingting walked with his son in his arms. Before entering the hospital, Wang Cuihua pointed in his direction with a tambourine and shouted:

   "Stop! Hold still!"

   Suizi was silent like a cicada, could it be that the mother-in-law really felt something "unclean"?

   "There is a pile of **** right in front of you, don't step on it!"

  Wang Cuihua took a drum and jumped repeatedly among the piles of unknown objects in the yard.

  As a professional dance master, she has to see everything and not step on these messy things, she is proud~

   "Jingting, can people live here?" Suizi asked.

  Yu Jingting used his chin to compare with his more energetic old lady.

   "Look at our mother's excited appearance, as if she is afraid of ghosts?"

   "Uh" It's been a long time since I saw my mother-in-law so excited.

   "I thought of a good way to exorcise evil spirits." Yu Jingting smirked.

  Suozi had a bad premonition, feeling that this guy wouldn't say anything good.

   "I went in and poured a little boy's urine to drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters. It's very useful."

   Suizi stared wide-eyed, who gave him the face, calling himself a boy?

  Yu Jingting patted his son with a smile, this little rascal, he pees when he wakes up.

  Take out the soaked red diaper of his son, and raise his hand, like the Taoist priest who has scattered beans into soldiers, coupled with Yu Jingting's mysterious and sacred expression, he read aloud:

   "First kill the evil spirits, and then kill the monsters. The mana of the boy's urine sacrifice is boundless, and he is as urgent as a law!"

   "Yu Tiegen, you bastard, where are you throwing it! You almost burst into me!" Wang Cuihua took the drum and beat Yu Jingting hard.

   "I look at you like the biggest crooked thing, the old fairy took you~~~"

   "Daughter-in-law, read her an anthology of Mao, and free her from superstitious thoughts!"

   Large-scale "Mother Kindness and Son Filial Piety" hurt each other scene.

  Suizi hugged her daughter, her temples protruding.

   Are these girls here to be funny?

  Wang Cuihua was sweating from jumping up and down, and danced heartily, jumping out all the grievances she had felt since entering the city.

   After jumping and jumping, put away the tambourine, count with your fingers, and nod with satisfaction.

   "This house has a good feng shui, and it will be our old Yu's house in the future."

   "Really or not? Why was the previous owner so unlucky to live in?"

  Suizi expressed doubts about her mother-in-law's half-assessment level.

  Wang Cuihua straightened her waist, looking radiant.

   "Good feng shui has to be lived with someone whose fate can hold it down. Fate was light before, and if it can't hold down the dragon veins of this Wang family, will something happen?"

   Suizi almost believed what she said when she saw that it sounded so plausible.

   "Come on, the old lady just saw that this place is big, and vegetables can be grown in the front and back yards, so she fell in love with this place."

  Yu Jingting unceremoniously exposed his wife's thoughts.

   I have been dancing to the gods for a long time, but talking about ghosts and gods is not as taboo as ordinary people.

  Three tile-roofed houses of this size are not for nothing.

  Liu Luoguo ran away, and couldn't get the key to the house, so the mothers just looked outside.

   I don’t know if it’s because the Yu family and his wife are just playing tricks, Suizi looked at this house again, and only felt that the house was square and the yard was wide, and it no longer had the eerie feeling when she first saw it.

   "Turn back and ask Tie Gen to find a few people to tidy up the yard, remove the grass, lay bricks on the ground, and leave one for flowers and one for vegetables."

  The broken tiles should be replaced, and the glass and doors should be replaced. The point is, those things in the yard that seem to be dried up feces should be cleaned up.

   Suizi looked at the dirty yard, then raised her head suspiciously, and looked around the outer circle.

  There are only two houses in this trip, the front one is occupied by people, the middle is an empty space, and the second is this house.

   There is another room in the back, all of which are occupied by people.

  The more I look at it, the more I feel something is wrong.

   "What are you looking at?" Yu Jingting asked.

   "Jing Ting, don't you find it strange? There is a self-built dry toilet behind the yard of every household here. Who would run to this empty yard to relieve themselves?"

  Although the gate of this house is broken, but the weeds grow so high, and there are horror legends, who is full enough to run around this place and urinate indiscriminately?

   "And the glass, as if someone smashed it on purpose, normal damage wouldn't shatter like this, I even think the tiles on the roof were deliberately broken."

  Suizi has been looking here for a while, and the more she looks at it, the more she feels that the dilapidation of this small courtyard is man-made.

"Who knows if the previous owner has made a feud, and the factory manager has done too many immoral things, and the workers below will take revenge—but this yard needs to be tidied up, and if it dies, go back to the hospital to get some disinfectant. I want to sprinkle it all over the house, but don't smoke our radishes."

  Yu Jingting is a man of action, so he immediately contacted the boys he hired at the construction site to clean up.

  The project of renovating an old house is relatively large. The amount of painting, flooring and tile repair is not much different from that of rebuilding a house.

  According to the plan, the yard should be cleaned first, and the two cars should be cleared out of the weeds and dirt.

   It took two full days, and the yard was cleaned up.

  That night, Yu Jingting brought tassels over to have a look.

   Suizi stood at the door, almost not recognizing her.

  The small courtyard has been given a new look, the gate has been painted with clean white paint, and the courtyard wall has been rebuilt. Yu Jingting pointed to the wall proudly to introduce.

"Just to prevent those rotten **** from turning in and defecating everywhere, I specially made a circle of barbed wire and a circle of broken beer bottle scum. Whoever dares to enter our yard, let him be the Bai family." uncle!"

   "What do you mean?"

   "Tie into a hedgehog!"

  There are five fairies in the north, "fox yellow white willow gray", corresponding to: fox, weasel, hedgehog, snake, mouse.

  Yu Jingting's Bai family uncle refers to the hedgehog becoming a spirit.

   Suizi burst into laughter.

   "Come in, come in and have a look." Yu Jingting led Suizi into the yard, and showed her the fruits of his labor.

  The left side of the small courtyard is a flower field, the right side is a vegetable field, and the middle of the road is a newly paved green brick road. The courtyard smells like disinfectant.

  The yard was not powered on, and the two of them didn't turn on the flashlight under the moonlight. They just walked to the door of the house when they heard footsteps getting closer.

   There is only one family in this place, and this person is definitely not passing by.

  Suizi's heart beat faster, he just said "Master Bai", is it a human or a fairy?

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