Chapter 411 I am also a cultural person now

  What Yu Jingting took out from his pocket was a giant second kicker.

   Suizi swears, there is absolutely no such size on the market.

   "You used this thing to blow up the Su family?"

   "You little girl, what are you talking about secretly? Are you afraid that if this thing blows up, it will be enough for the sentencing standard?"

   Suizi, who had seen through his mind, shrank his neck, well, he guessed right.

   "Don't worry, it's not enough for the crime of dangerous goods, this dose is considered good."

  Yu Jingting is quite proud, and he has gained a lot today.

   "Hey, this thing, could it be—" Hearing what he said so professionally, Suizi had a bold idea in his mind, "Could it be that Su Zhe gave it to you?"

"bingo!"

   "???" Men's friendship, does it progress so fast?

  Taiko has a question mark on his head.

   "What did you do to fall into the eyes of this great god?"

  Obviously he was not allowed to enter the door, why did he develop a strange friendship suddenly?

   "It's nothing. I heard the old woman from Su's family say that Liu Lamei went to the bathroom, so I went 'by the way'. Everyone can go to the public toilet. Isn't that reasonable?"

   "Then when I passed by the latrine pit of the women's toilet, I 'accidentally' dropped a second kicker into it. As a good citizen, it is reasonable to carry a second kicker with me."

  Using Su Zhe’s words, if the combustible material reaches the ignition point and has enough oxygen, it will catch fire.

   "So, Er Tijiao exploded Liu Lamei.?! Yellow and green?!"

  Yu Jingting shrugged, the small adjective of his daughter-in-law is very good.

   "I can't tell." Suizi was dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to say that.

   "Aren't you used to my chic way?"

   "Who said you are shameless? I'm surprised. It turns out that the boss was also like this when he was young, uh, naughty?"

   Suozi stared at the huge second kicker on the table, it was hard to associate this thing with the later Nobel Prize-nominated scientists.

  Yu Jingting is a very pure person, so pure that he feels that even if he can't match Su Zhe today, he has to blow a willow plum to hear the sound.

  A second kicker exploded the willow wintersweet into yellow and green, which also exploded Su Zhe's heart by the way.

  He was already preparing to go home and fight again tomorrow. Mother Su chased him out and said with a look of fear that Su Zhe wanted to talk to him.

   Just like that, when Yu Jingting stepped into the room, Su Zhe looked at him for a few seconds before saying, "You, don't make any noise."

  Yu Jingting climbed up the pole with his cheekiness.

   "I told him, then you give me the whole ring?"

"Then?"

  “He just took this out of the drawer and gave it to me. Later, I humbly asked him a few chemistry questions, and he happily answered me. I also handed him a cigarette, and he smoked it.”

   Men, as long as they take each other's cigarettes, light each other's cigarettes, and brag, it means that they can talk a lot.

   "Are you asking someone about chemistry?!" Suizi felt that her three views were not enough.

   "Yes, I am also a cultural person now. I have mastered chemistry."

   "It's really a match for him. Why didn't I think of asking him for professional advice—wait a minute, can you tell me what your specific problem is?"

   Suizi admired Yu Jingting for three seconds, and after three seconds, she came to her senses.

   Things shouldn’t be that simple, right?

  Su Zhe's hard-to-handle appearance doesn't look like it can be won with a few simple questions.

   Besides, at the cultural level of her street Liuzi, she didn't recognize all the chemical symbols. What constructive questions could he ask?

   "I asked him, how do you use chemistry to curse people?"

  “.” Case solved! !

  The tassel supports the forehead.

   Sure enough, this kind of simple and rude question is his style.

   "Was he surprised at first, and asked me how could this thing be a curse? I said how impossible, my daughter-in-law taught me that calcium oxide means plant—"

   "Why did you mention me!!" Suizi frowned, what an image of her!

  These little secrets between husband and wife, he just closed the door and secretly had fun, why go out and talk about them.

  In case the two really become friends after this, why should they think about her?

  The elegance and intelligence she managed to create was all ruined by a piece of calcium oxide!

   "Hey, daughter-in-law, you are right. This kid is really talented. I think he is quite pleasing to the eye. When I enlightened him, he pondered for a while and immediately chose two more advanced ones."

   ".What?" Suizi felt a little helpless, why did she feel that the future pillar of the country was being led astray by her family's street trickster?

   What an intellectual, he actually studied the code words of cursing with Street Liuzi!

   "It's rather long and hard to remember. He wrote me a note."

  Yu Jingting took out a note from his pocket, Suizi was about to take it and read it, when the director of the brewery came.

   "Less than, where are you at home?"

  Yu Jingting's eyes lit up, it's so good to come here, the fashionable swearing words he just learned, someone sent him to his door to try!

  Being in the mood to behave well in front of his wife, Yu Jingting Beier walked out enthusiastically, holding the factory director's hand:

   "Copper sulfate pentahydrate, you are here!"

  Suizi looked down at the note. The chemical formula of copper sulfate pentahydrate is CuSO4·5H2O, and the relative molecular mass is 250.

   Suizi couldn't help admiring Su Zhe, he was so bookish, much higher than her simple calcium oxide.

   "Less than ah, Wushui and so on, what do you mean?" The factory manager asked with a question mark.

   "Praise you for being handsome, I'm a new learner."

   "Ah, hahaha, young man, it's good to learn something new." The factory manager believed it naively, and smiled immodestly.

   Suizi sighed silently, Yu Jingting was really hurt.

   "Why are you looking for me?" Yu Jingting, who had mastered the core skills of cursing, was very happy.

  He is now a half-literate person who is proficient in several languages ​​(only cursing) and is also proficient in chemistry (swearing).

   "I have something nice to tell you."

   "The good thing that comes out of your mouth is probably a mixture of carbon dioxide, ammonia and hydrogen sulfide."

  Suizi didn't realize what he said, and was busy looking for the answer on the note.

  Seeing the last line of the note, Suizi, the main ingredient of the fart, realized it.

   "What?" The factory manager said again.

  Why is what Yu Xiao said today so incomprehensible?

   "I am immersed in the ocean of knowledge today, and I can't extricate myself. We will not belong to the same class in the future, and now I am mixed with cultural people."

  Yu Jingting said unreliable words, and patted the head of the factory director with his hand.

  Relying on his height, he bullied others vigorously.

  The person he likes is not necessarily a good person, but the person he doesn't like is definitely not a good person.

  Suizi already knew from Yu Jingting's few words before, that the director of the factory had teased Yu Jingting behind his back.

   "The higher-ups have agreed to allocate funds to us, and the workers will be able to start their wages soon."

   "Oh, I've only been here for a few days, and I can't get a few bucks in total. For me, it's not a good thing, right?" Yu Jingting firmly grasped the point.

  The factory manager didn't expect him to react so quickly, he froze for a while, and then revealed his real purpose.

  (end of this chapter)