Chapter 439 Literary Master Yu Jingting

  Yu Shuisheng, who was still at home kneeling on the washboard and begging his wife for forgiveness, was given a couplet by his daughter-in-law without knowing it.

  Shanglian: Faithful to love in a foreign land

  Xialian: Go home and obey your instincts

  Hengpi: Love even after death

  Yu Jingting felt that it was not straightforward enough, so he polished it up:

   "The first couplet should be, I can't fix it outside, and I feel uncomfortable. The second couplet: I don't have enough when I go home, and I have no shame. Hengbiao: My father is a medical miracle and my mother is the **** terminator."

  The corners of Suizi's mouth twitched again and again, and finally he couldn't hold back his burst of laughter.

   Another group of people looked sideways.

  Yu Jingting stood up, just like the scene of the awards ceremony, and waved his hands in style.

   "My silly girl, I drink too much, don't worry, eat and drink well!"

   "Create, make. Make a crime." Suizi's stomach hurts from laughing.

   What sins did the parents-in-law commit in their previous life to give birth to such a living treasure?

   Suizi missed her mother-in-law, so she got off work a little earlier in the afternoon.

  Wang Cuihua was sitting in the courtyard with her legs crossed, eating melon seeds, like a landlady.

  The long-term worker wearing the ragged padded jacket he only wears when working is Yu Shuisheng.

   "Do it well! Look at what you made up?! The rats are even better than you!"

  Wang Cuihua smashed the melon seed shells at Yu Shuisheng, and Yu Shuisheng smiled all over his face, full of humbleness.

   "I'll change it, don't worry."

  The hacksaw went back and forth across the board, sawdust flying in the air.

  The two little babies were tightly covered by their grandma, sitting in their exclusive car, watching their grandpa play.

   "Father, mother, I'm back—poof." Suizi greeted as usual, but when she saw her parents-in-law, Yu Jingting's magical couplet echoed in her mind.

  Medical Miracle Eunuch Terminator.

  When he said this, he didn't say it in a serious way, he still had actions.

  Suizi's mind came to Jing Ting's very obscene movements when he read the couplet.

  Clenched fists with both hands, raised them flat in front of the chest, rowed in front of one another, interpreted with strength, what is meant by Brother Ting's rowing does not rely on oars, but depends entirely on waves.

   is the real wave.

  Suizi's smile made Wang Cuihua laugh so hard that he couldn't help but stand up and said with concern:

   "Suizi, what's wrong with you, are you uncomfortable?"

   "Is the iron root possessed?" Yu Shuisheng looked up, his intuition was abnormal.

  Wang Cuihua gave him a hard look.

   "Bah! You can't say such unlucky words."

  One Yu Tiegen is enough for her to have a headache, another one will make people live?

   "It's okay, I just thought of something happy." Suizi suppressed a smile and found a topic at random.

   "What's the matter?"

   "Jing Ting's monthly exam score this month is very good, although the teacher who taught him suspects that he got it by cheating."

   However, there is no evidence.

  Evening school teachers have been suffering for a long time.

   Yu Jingting has made up more than half of the culture class in high school.

   "According to his current progress, it is absolutely no problem to pass the preliminary exam."

  Suizi plans to let Yu Jingting take the college entrance examination next year. It has only been a few years since the college entrance examination resumed. If he wants to get a degree and become a person who is a bling plus, now is the best opportunity.

  If you want to take the college entrance examination, you must pass the pre-examination. The pre-examination will eliminate at least half of the applicants. The university acceptance rate is less than 2%. Thousands of troops cross the single-plank bridge, but Suizi has confidence in Jingting.

  At first, she just wanted him to have an adult diploma to show off, but Yu Jingting's learning ability is really good, as you can see from the couplet he made.

  Suiko wanted to laugh again when he thought of couplets.

   "Isn't it good for him to be the factory manager now? If he is admitted, he will have to study for a few years. Can he calm down?" Wang Cuihua questioned.

  The family is not short of money now, and it is not used for Jingting to support the family.

  But looking at Wang Cuihua horizontally and vertically, that brat doesn't look like someone who can study quietly.

   "If you have the conditions, you have to do it. If you don't have the conditions, you have to do it. Jing Ting is a person with a pattern, and he understands the truth."

   "He knows a bird." Yu Shuisheng still held grudges.

  Because of his son's mouth, he was scratched several times by his wife.

   "Pfft!" Hearing him say "bird", Suizi remembered the medical miracle **** terminator again.

  Yu Shuisheng squinted his eyes, Suizi felt that his father-in-law was going to explode, so he quickly restrained his smile, and entered the house under the pretext of cooking.

  Wang Cuihua felt that Suizi was a little weird today, so she followed her in.

   Didn’t forget to take the two little grandchildren along.

  Yu Shuisheng also saw enough wood, and wanted to follow into the house, but Wang Cuihua slapped him with his finger.

   "Don't enter the house if you can't fix it! It's useless to stay outside, such a simple carpentry job can't be done well."

  In order to make Wang Cuihua happy, Yu Shuisheng bragged that he could make a rocking chair and rock slowly with Wang Cuihua.

   As a result, after sawing the wood all afternoon, it was nothing but sawing a good board like a mouse.

  Wang Cuihua looked out through the glass, just in time to see Yu Shuisheng clumsy.

   "He's a piece of shit."

   Suizi pretended not to hear, lowered her head and raised the corners of her mouth wildly, feeling the joy of knocking CP.

   "Mom, I found out that the girl who came to our house today has bad intentions."

   "What?" Speaking of this, Wang Cuihua became energetic.

   "She wants to take my father away. Uncle Hu promised that as long as she succeeds, he will give her a huge fortune."

  The latter sentence was purely made up by Suizi himself.

   But the truth is more or less the case.

   It doesn't matter whether Yang Jinhuan likes Yu Shuisheng or not, as long as he succeeds in taking the position, bringing Yu Shuisheng back to the Hu family and becoming the hostess of the Hu family, he will always get a lot of material benefits.

   "Aren't you sick? There are plenty of three-legged men out there, why do you have to stare at other people's houses?" Wang Cuihua cursed.

  This afternoon, Yu Shuisheng coaxed her with low eyebrows, and she was no longer so angry.

  When Suizi mentioned it, she became angry again, but this time the anger was not directed at Yu Shuisheng.

   "If this person wants to be mean, we can't change her mind. We just need to do what we need to do. I guess she will try to find my father next time. You should be mentally prepared then."

  Wang Cuihua started looking for a knife, ready to risk her life with someone at any time.

   "You can't do it. You do it here, and she babbles on the other side to win my father's sympathy. Originally, my father didn't mean that. If she makes her babble a lot, it's easy to feel compassion."

  Suizi took out a piece of paper from her pocket, on which she wrote a bunch of words, all of which she thought of in the afternoon.

   "Brother, did your wife tickle you? Your wife is really fierce. Unlike me, she only loves brother—what?" Wang Cuihua felt her stomach churn after reading the first sentence.

  I almost spit out breakfast!

"I'm thinking about what she might say, and you can read it to my father one by one later, so that he knows what to say. In the future, any woman who speaks in such sentences can't be beaten to death and said to be a bad person, but it's definitely not good. cake."

Know thyself, ever-victorious.

   "There are too many things." Wang Cuihua looked at the three pages of words, and her mind was huge.

   "There are bugs growing in the crops, don't we have to see what kind of bugs it is before deciding what medicine to spray? Bugs are definitely annoying, but you can't just stop looking at them just because they are annoying."

   The author cares about the international facts, and the updates are too late for eating melons, but I saw that there were not many reminders to update, so I feel relieved, everyone is eating!

  

  

  (end of this chapter)