Chapter 55 Give you a little song

  Egg cakes without water are still steamed over a high fire.

  Nutrition and deliciousness are the same.

  Suizi picked up the spoon and stopped Bengbu in one bite.

  This strong thirteen fragrance is too stimulating for pregnant women.

   Suizi covered her mouth and ran out, Wang Cuihua slapped her son on the back of the head.

   "Are you stupid? Your daughter-in-law is pregnant now, what should you do if you spoil the pregnant woman?"

   "Is it that unpalatable?" Yu Jingting refused to accept, he thought his wife did it like this.

   Just take an egg and stir it twice, sprinkle a handful of salt and add thirteen spices, open the lid and put it in, it's very simple.

   "Hurry up and eat all the tassels before they come back! There can't be a single bite left—can't you see that she didn't want to disappoint you, so she ate it anyway?"

  Wang Cuihua sighed at her stupid boy, and said to herself:

   "A flower with such a good tassel, how can it be stuck on your lump. So what?"

   "Hey, you old lady! I was born of you too!"

  A beautiful day begins with a harmonious and friendly family relationship. Suizi raises the corners of her mouth slightly when she hears her family talking poorly.

  Li Youcai's marriage soon spread throughout the Wang family circle.

   Ordinarily, it shouldn’t be so fast. There are so many villages in the Wangjiaweizi, and it would take half a day to pass them one by one.

   It's all thanks to Yu Jingting that it spread so quickly.

  Li Youcai read the review, and it was Liu Lamei's turn to read after he finished.

  Both of them have the same face.

  If the village chief hadn't threatened them to fire Li Youcai if he didn't finish reading this, they wouldn't miss it.

  Li Youcai has passed the previous self-criticisms, and today he can read much more fluently.

  Suizi deliberately organized the students to listen together, and took the opportunity to let the children learn the basic format of practical writing. Presumably, there is a real person named Li Youcai teaching. The children she taught will never forget to write practical writing when they grow up. After all, they are deeply impressed.

  It was the first day for Liu Lamei to read this stuff.

  Although she has a thick skin in private and has a problematic life style, it is still too challenging for her to read the self-criticism on the radio.

   With a blushing face, he stuttered and finished reading, but he also missed words and few sentences.

  Suizi immediately took her as a negative teaching material and told the children that if the practical essay is written like this, points will definitely be deducted in the exam.

  The two finished reading, Suozi also planned to take the children back to the classroom.

  Suddenly, a familiar voice came from the loudspeaker again.

   "Hello, folks in the villages of Wangjiaweizi, everyone."

   Yu Jingting? !

   Suizi immediately recognized it.

   Isn’t this her street sneaker? Why did you go to the radio again?

  Not only did Suizi find it strange, but even Li Youcai and Liu Lamei in the studio were taken aback by the uninvited guest behind them.

  Yu Jingting put one hand in his pocket and came in majestically.

   His two younger brothers followed behind him.

   "On behalf of the folks in Yangtun and the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats of the village, I would like to send my wedding blessings to Li Goucai and Liu Jianmei who are about to tie the knot."

   I don’t know if he deliberately pronounced his words carefully, or what, but everyone heard "dog money" and "cheap plum".

  Li Youcai held his monocle myopia and looked at Yu Jingting's overly arrogant face. If he couldn't beat him, he really wanted to beat him up.

  Li Youcai didn't want everyone to know that he was going to marry Liu Lamei.

  Although the current situation forced him, he temporarily agreed to the village chief to marry Liu Lamei.

  But he has already thought about it, and he will postpone it until the end of the new year. There is still time, and he can always find a way out.

   It was advertised by Yu Jingting with a loudspeaker, leaving him no chance.

  If Yu Jingting can only say a few words of congratulations to disgusting Li Youcai with the horn, then he will be too sorry for his famous title of No. 1 Street Stalker.

  Suizi was wondering what else this guy could do, when he heard Yu Jingting clear his throat in a serious manner from the loudspeaker.

   "On this day worthy of celebration, we present a song to Li Goucai and Liu Jianmei, who are about to get married. The name of the song is "Only Mother is Good in the World"."

  Yu Jingting picked up the cassette on the table and played the song.

  He saw such a tape when he came the other day. Suizi scolded Li Youcai for being unfilial yesterday, but today he happened to use this song, seamlessly.

   Suizi was overjoyed to hear this song.

  It is really a big loss for the comedy circle that Yu Jingting does not engage in comedy!

   Suizi was so happy to hear that, Li Youcai was so upset.

  Yu Jingting didn't beat him or scold him today.

  But this ruthless song made him more angry than beating Li Youcai.

  Yesterday he seemed to have completely offended Suizi.

  Yu Jingting turned off the microphone after playing the song, and looked at Li Youcai and Liu Lamei with contempt.

   "When the whole village eats your dishes, remember to call you father and me, and your mother and my daughter-in-law."

  Marriage is a banquet, but the word "eating vegetables in the village" is not used for white things? !

  Li Youcai exploded.

  Yu Jingting took two steps, then turned back, took away the only remaining lens in Li Youcai's hand, pinched the cracked lens with two fingers, compared it in front of Li Youcai, and then let go.

  The glass lens fell to the ground, making a shattering sound that made Li Youcai despair.

   Originally a crack, now it is torn apart.

  Yu Jingting patted Li Youcai on the shoulder.

   "You're going to be the groom, so you have to tidy up and get a new one. Don't let your bride look down on you."

   "Yu Jingting! You are too deceitful!" Li Youcai roared.

   "Oh?" Yu Jingting stopped, his teasing eyes sharpened instantly.

   "Too much deception is to tell people that you are a human?"

   Li Youcai took a step back in fright from his sudden burst of momentum, Yu Jingting grabbed his collar and showed a smile that made him and Liu Lamei shudder.

   "From the moment the two of you hooked up and calculated my daughter-in-law's miscarriage, you must be mentally prepared to bear my revenge all the time."

   "You, what do you want?" Li Youcai was so frightened that he gritted his teeth. How did the street guy know that he planned to miscarry the tassel?

"If you offend me, I will always hold grudges. You and Liu Lamei are **** on my heart. Do you want me to let you go? Forgiveness is impossible. I will beat you up when I think about it. When I get tired Let’s talk when we’re tired of playing.”

  Yu Jingting clasped his fists with an arrogant attitude, and his words were ruthless:

   "I wish you two, in this life, you will not be able to eat four dishes (note 1). Someone will feed you when you eat, someone will wipe your shit, and someone will push you when you walk.

   let go of his hand, and kicked Li Youcai in the stomach.

   "You can pry the tassel over with your ability, and I can still give you a high look. With your low-level tricks, I think it's dirty to kick your feet!"

   This set of work was done by him like a tiger descending the mountain, and the two younger brothers he brought clapped their hands in unison.

  At this moment, they are all willing to be the applause machines for Brother Ting's feelings.

   "Brother, what do you mean by Brother Ting?"

   "I don't understand, but it's amazing anyway, just clap your hands and you're done!"

   "Yu Jingting! You are a man with no quality and small belly. I already know that I am wrong, and I want to repent. Why don't you give me a chance to be a good person! Didn't Suizi have a miscarriage? Why are you so hard to force me?!"

   Note 1:

   In this life, I can't eat four dishes: it is relatively high in the realm of harming people. These four dishes represent: full moon dishes, wedding dishes, Baishi dishes, and tribute dishes when going to the grave. Generally, scolding for not being able to eat four dishes means that this person's baby will not live to grow up, and he is doomed to be lonely and old, he does not deserve to have anything, and no one will pay homage to him when he dies.

  

  

  

  (end of this chapter)