Chapter 74 summons the beast

  Yang Tun recently had a big news.

  Yu Jingting, who has always been "renowned" throughout the village for not doing his job properly, has made great contributions.

  The Municipal Bureau awarded him a certificate of honor. The red cover was opened, and there was a line of eye-catching characters printed inside:

  Comrade Yu Jingting has done outstanding deeds in maintaining social security, and he is hereby issuing this certificate.

   Below is the red badge of the Municipal Bureau.

  Wang Cuihua spread out the certificate and mounted it in a glass frame.

  As long as someone comes to see something, they can see it.

   Along with the certificate, there is also a huge sum of 30 yuan rewarded by the city bureau.

  The brand-new ten-yuan "Great Unity" banknotes were meticulously flattened and placed in a glass frame with the certificate.

  Yu Jingting felt that this behavior was too stupid and lodged a solemn protest.

  The protest was invalid, and his mother and daughter-in-law dismissed him.

  Wang Cuihua, an old lady with inflated vanity, wants to show off, but Yu Jingting is very speechless.

   There are still two months before Chinese New Year, and every household in the village is waiting to use the money. Thirty yuan is not too much and not too little. The family hangs money. Doesn't this mean that they want to call his old witch to come over to be a demon?

  His highly educated and educated daughter-in-law also joined in the fun.

  Suizi not only agrees with her mother-in-law to post the certificate, but at school, she asked her third, fourth, and fifth grade students to write essays with the topic "Yu Jingting, an underestimated good man in Yangtun".

  For a while, Yu Jingting became a celebrity in ten miles and eight villages.

  Usually, when he has nothing to do, he would gather with the street runners under the big tree at the entrance of the village, smoking and bragging.

   Now this hobby has been hit.

   At that stop, there was no cigarette lit, and there were big girls, young wives, aunts, and sister-in-laws surrounding him, looking at him like they were watching rare animals.

   Just watch it, cover your mouth, and giggle.

  Laughing so hard that Yu Jingting couldn't smoke anymore.

   If you meet a child while walking on the road, it will be even more serious—isn’t this the prototype that the teacher asked to write the composition?

  The little ones watched carefully without blinking. Yu Jingting had to observe carefully which leg he took first when he walked.

  He came home with a small fire, and when he entered the door, he heard his mother's loud voice and people visiting the door preaching his "good people and good deeds".

  Yu Jingting whispered something about plants, squatted in the yard and finished smoking, and decided to go back to the house to tease his fat wife.

  Suizi moved a kang table, with several stacks of homework books piled up on it, holding a pen, marking meticulously, and Jiaojiao sat opposite her.

  The legs of both of them were stuffed under the Kang table and covered with small quilts.

   "Why don't you eat melon seeds on weekends, why change this thing?" Yu Jingting took off his shoes and got on the kang, looked at his wife next to him, with disgust on his face, "The children nowadays, the writing is really ugly."

   "I have to give the composition to the students on Monday, and I must finish it today."

   "Speak as if your handwriting is so good—sister-in-law, can you see what I wrote?" Jiao Jiao handed over the composition text like a treasure.

  Jiaojiao, a child who has always scored zero in Chinese, looks up dictionaries and Tang poems in order to write essays. Just now Wang Cuihua came over to take a look, and called him a good guy.

  Old Yu’s deflated seedlings sprouted from tassels.

  After Jiaojiao was brought back from the city by Suizi, she never asked to drop out of school to dance to the master, and she was active in her homework.

  Suizi took Jiaojiao's composition, looked it up carefully, and nodded.

  The writing is indeed vivid, after all, he is his own brother, but this sentence - Suizi's face became hot, and he circled it with a pen.

   "When writing characters, try to grasp the main characteristics of the characters, although yours can also be regarded as his characteristics."

   Suizi glanced at Yu Jingting, that look made Jieliuzi feel that his sister's composition was not that simple.

  Yu Jingting narrowed his eyes, snatched the book, and started reading.

   "My brother—eh, write mine?" With interest, he narrowed his eyes when he read the sentence Suizi circled.

"My elder brother is a man of **** and courage. He can't walk when he sees my sister-in-law, and his bones are so weak—hey!" He slapped his homework on the table with his big hand, "You little girl, who did you learn from?" of?"

  Jiao Jiao shrank her shoulders, biting her pencil and said aggrievedly:

   "Listen to storytelling, martial arts people always react like this when they see a beautiful woman."

   "Fuck the martial arts people! That's the flower picker who saw the girl—I'm yuck!" Yu Jingting stretched out his hand and wanted to tear up the book. How can he be as worthless as this little girl wrote?

  Jiaojiao screamed and rushed over to grab the homework book, brothers and sisters.

  Jiaojiao's little head was pulled away by him, she put her head on a bird's nest, pouting her mouth in anger and crying, she jumped off the kang to complain to her mother.

  Yu Jingting crossed his legs and akimbo, with teeth marks on the back of his hands, and looked proud of winning the battle.

  Suizi saw her temples protruding from the side, and felt that she had two more "big boys".

  Yu Jingting is idle, he is simply too energetic.

  At home, she is either provoking Jiaojiao, or bullying the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats at home. She has nothing to do, so she runs over and sticks to the tassels like a brown candy, and from time to time, she even puts her paws into her clothes and touches—oh shit!

   Suozi was secretly disgusted with him in her heart, he put his arms around her waist and rested his chin on her shoulder.

   "I will go to the mountains tomorrow."

   Suizi frowned.

   "Why do you go to the mountains?"

   "Hit a rabbit." Yu Jingting replied vaguely.

   "Is it safe? You won't encounter tigers, wolves, bears and blind people, right?"

   Seeing the anxious little face made Yu Jingting's heart itch.

   "If you meet a bear, catch it and make a padded jacket for you." He lowered his head and was about to take a bite.

  Suizi Heixian, she is already fat and wears a bearskin. All the dogs in the village have to chase her and bite her, right?

   "Mom! Look, he's going to bite my sister-in-law again! Am I right?"

  Wang Cuihua led Jiao Jiao in, and Jiao Jiao pointed at Yu Jingting to complain.

   Suizi struggled out of Yu Jingting's arms, her earlobes glowing red.

   Being seen by my mother-in-law is really not a good experience.

   "It's only two days since it snowed, and it's just right to go into the mountains to hunt rabbits. Your grandma said that you want to eat wild rabbits."

   "Give my grandma a rabbit, you have to take some of my grandma behind your back, or you should come to the house and make trouble again." Jiaojiao muttered.

  Yu Jingting’s grandma lives in the same village as her grandma, and when going to her grandma’s house, she can pass by her grandma’s house.

  Grandma usually lives with Yu Jingting's second uncle in a nearby village. She met Suizi when she got married, and she had a particularly bad impression of the old lady.

  On the day of the wedding, Suizi and Yu Jingting were asked to kowtow to her. There are very few people in the village who kowtow to elders when they get married. Suizi was about to shed tears standing there.

  The good thing is that Jingting went back, and the old lady reluctantly agreed to offer tea instead of kowtow.

   Taking advantage of the time when Yu Jingting and Wang Cuihua were entertaining relatives and friends, they read a set of old Yu's "family rules" to Suizi who was sitting on the kang and sitting on the blessing ceremony.

  Diligent, obedient, and bearing sons, Balabala read a whole set of dross traditions, which annoyed Suizi terribly.

  The family was chatting when they heard someone shouting outside the yard:

   "Yu Tiegen, you bastard, get out!"

  Yu Jingting rolled his eyes, reached out and tapped Jiao Jiao's head:

   "Let you talk nonsense, have you been summoned by the old witch?"

   Thanks to tuuuuuuule for the 1000 coins, thanks to lainela for the 1000 coins, thanked Yameng Yameng for the 200 coins, thanked Momo Momo for the 500 coins, thank you Monkey Monkey is me, chai rice oil salt sauce vinegar tea for the reward~

  

  

  (end of this chapter)