Chapter 799 from beginning to end (thanks to Shu Yueer + more)

   "Girl, you can be a mother, but there is a matter of being a father." We also lack parts!

  Suizi pushed Yu Jingting, who was smiling happily, and Yu Jingting restrained his smile, coaxing his little princess.

   "Even if you don't want to be a father, you can still beat bad people. You can be a chivalrous woman who acts on behalf of the heavens. How about papa sharpening a mahogany sword for you?"

   "Good!" Luoluo, who was attracted by the mahogany sword, resolutely gave up her grand wish of becoming a father.

   "Dad, why don't you hurry up, I'll figure it out, the fat goose raised by the fat uncle will be doomed, I have to help it!"

   "???" Suizi asked with a question mark, is this girl going to come with a "murder weapon" to kill someone's goose?

   What's more, pinching your fingers means something, isn't it the mantra of the mother-in-law, let her learn it!

   "Okay, Dad will make it for you now, your grandfather has ready-made wood in the warehouse."

   "Papa's wood. Red sandalwood!" Suizi grabbed Yu Jingting to stop him from messing around.

  Isn’t it a waste to coax the children to use the wood!

   "Mom, a chivalrous woman can't live without a sword, just like the West can't be cold without something?" Luoluo heard her knowledgeable mother use a similar sentence, but she couldn't remember how to say it, pushing her younger brother.

   Bobo, who was eating cakes, said deeply: "My sister can't live without a sword, just like the West can't live without Jerusalem."

  “.” Has it risen to the height of Jerusalem? ! Suizi was speechless.

  Finally, Yu Jingting chose a compromise method. He folded a sword for his daughter out of cardboard, painted it with tassel paint, and made a piece of cloth tied around his neck as a cloak.

   "Mom, here it is." Luoluo poked her head over, stretched out her hands to compare her forehead, "it should be red."

   Don't chivalrous women have beauty spots on their foreheads?

  Suizi dotted her with lipstick, Luoluo was quite satisfied, and put on a flying pose to help the sky.

   "Why do I see her cloak so familiar—ah! Isn't that my mother's silk scarf?! Where did you get it!" Suizi remembered, isn't it her mother's favorite scarf?

  She can almost imitate the appearance of Ms. Chen Lijun breathing fire everywhere.

   "My daughter must have a red cloak, and our house doesn't have such a big red cloth. Let her beautify it for a while, and then secretly put it back, without anyone noticing."

   Suizi's eyes narrowed into a line, this man who is used to children has no bottom line.

   "By the way, according to my daughter, you just got into a fight?"

   "I didn't even give me a chance to do it. When the **** saw me, I yelled, and he turned around and ran away."

  "Shen Jun?" Suizi can easily deduce who her family has offended at this stage based on the word coward.

   He is the only one who deserves the word coward.

   "It's him, I'll learn his virtues for you."

  The imitation master Yu Jingting imitated Shen Jun vividly: "He was carrying a bucket of paste in his hand, and a stack of papers under his elbow. It seemed that he wanted to come to our alley to post our big-character posters."

  Without a bucket, he replaced it with a tasseled teacup. Without paper, he took out a small tasseled vest from the cabinet and tucked it under his elbow. It was as obscene as it could be.

   Suizi's eyes twitched, imitate it, imitate it, what are you doing with a milk bag? !

  Yu Jingting imitated Shen Jun, with his waist bent, his head looking around vividly, and his legs still trying to learn to walk with bowed legs.

   "He didn't see me and the child and stood by the side. It was too late to say it, but when he saw him, he took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and put them on. This thief was afraid that people would recognize him!"

   ".Can you not put that thing on your eyes?!" Suizi was about to smoke, but he couldn't tell whether he was angry or ashamed.

  Yu Jingting pulled out the milk bag from under his elbow, buckled it on his face, and changed from a big-character poster to a sunglasses in a second. The shape was like Superman. Suizi finally understood why he chose this thing as a prop—

  One thing is multi-purpose!

   "Just as he was about to post it, I stood beside him and scolded him angrily. I said, what are you doing?!"

  Yu Jingting played the two roles alone, playing himself, it must not be so insignificant as wearing a **** bag with his eyes, he took the **** bag off his eyes, flung it forward, and made a receding pose.

   ". My ill-fated little clothes, what will this play?" Suizi asked.

   "At this time, your **** represent my murderous aura, an invisible sword aura! Only masters can cultivate to my level!"

   "I think it's 'cheap'?" Suizi became angry and snatched the little clothes from his hand. She had never seen anyone poorer than him!

   "It has been 70 years since Qing University was established, and you are the only wonderful flower that has come out in these 70 years. I want to give you a coating degree. Even a street trickster has to be pickled, why are you still so cheap!?"

  The cultured street guy who was complained about by her was not annoyed, he smiled and leaned over to kiss her, and snatched the milk bag back from her hand.

   "How can this be cheap? We got inspiration from life practice—" As he spoke, he stepped forward, and with one hand horizontally, he gave Suizi a wall-dong shape.

  He lowered his head and pressed it against Suizi's forehead. This time, the ill-fated milk bag turned into a sword in the hand of a knight, and gently lifted her chin.

   "Do you dare to say that you don't like me like this?"

   Suizi was fascinated by the hormones he suddenly released, and her heart beat suddenly fast. Before she could answer, she heard a tut-tsk sound at the door.

   "You villain, why don't you let go of that good woman?" Wang Cuihua yelled with great interest, and pushed her wife beside her, "Hurry up and take down that madman with the milk bag in his hand, and do justice for the heavens!"

  Luoluo, who came back from outside, jumped to Grandpa in time and handed over the sword in his hand.

   "Grandpa uses this!"

   "Girl, if I remember correctly, your father made that sword for you? Also, why is there bird droppings on your grandma's silk scarf?"

  Yu Jingting got up lazily, and saw that his daughter's "cloak" was dirty, and there was a word "dangerous" in capital letters.

   "Father, there is a small price to be paid for doing justice for the heavens." Luoluo said solemnly.

   "She provoked the geese in Uncle Fatty's house, and when the geese ran away, she ran under the eaves and yelled at the swallow's nest."

  Bobo restored what just happened.

  His stupid older sister, who couldn't make a cry, ignored her, and was teased contemptuously by the old swallow.

   "It's over, my mother-in-law can strangle me to death." Yu Jingting was only thinking about how to wash the silk scarf, which cannot be washed with water.

   Suizi looked at the grandparents and grandchildren standing at the door, and felt a wave of heat hit her forehead. She quickly took back her underwear from Yu Jingting's hand, quickly opened the cabinet and threw it in.

  Take a deep breath and hypnotize yourself, it's all an illusion, as long as she's not embarrassed

   "Suizi, don't feel bad, we've just arrived, and we haven't seen anything." Wang Cuihua was considerate, but still couldn't bear her curiosity, and asked again.

   "Tie Gen, you can't just tell half of the story, you still haven't told it, you yell, what happened to Shen Jun?"

   Suizi closed her eyes, well, the mother-in-law didn't see anything here, she saw it all!

from! head! arrive! tail!

   Thanks to Shu Yueer for the reward, titled and updated

  

  

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