Chapter 807 The frog and I are both cute

  Jiaojiao was unhappy, because the elder brother who roasted squid compared her and Chen Tong repeatedly, which made her feel uncomfortable.

   "He ran an errand for my brother to buy some squid, how did he get blown into the sky? Since I was a child, I have been running around my brother's errands, and it is as far as dozens of Wang's circles!"

   When Yu Jingting came back, he heard his sister complaining.

   "What are you talking about? Yo, grilled squid, give me one."

  Jiaojiao vigorously slapped his reaching hand away.

   "Eating too much of this high-protein stuff makes you fat. You eat it at noon, so don't eat it at night."

   "I can put on weight instead of Dad." The filial son Bobo raised his hand.

   Yu Jingting frowned.

   "What kind of shofar wind does this little girl smoke? She's so yin and yang, where can I have lunch?"

   "Chen Tong bought it for you, and they praised you for having a good brother. They said that when they saw him bring it in, they were afraid that you would be soft-spoken, so they sprinkled salt on the skewer."

  Jiao Jiao pursed her lips, deeply disdainful of Chen Tong's sycophant behavior.

   "Sprinkle salt?" Yu Jingting felt that he was communicating with alien creatures, but he didn't understand a sentence.

   "The big brother who grilled the skewers has seen it, and has been praising me that the young man is sensible-how did I not know that you have a heavy mouth, eat so much salt, and you are not afraid of becoming a thick neck."

   Suizi laughed and stood up to popularize science.

   "Eating too much salt will not cause you to have a thick neck. Don't believe this kind of pseudoscience, but eating too much salt will indeed lead to high blood pressure."

   "When did I eat salt?" Yu Jingting couldn't get into the conversation at all. Seeing that everyone lost their share, he was squeezed out with depression written all over his face. What did he do to become a public enemy.

   "Why does he carry a salt bag with him?" Xiaopang asked.

   "Let's do what he likes. I don't know where he got the wrong information. He thought my brother likes to eat salt, so he took it with him."

"Yu Jiaojiao, you are two hundred and five? Then why doesn't he let the skewers sprinkle more salt, and the ones who are full eat salt? And how do you know it's salt, that kid doesn't deal with me, how do you know it's not laxatives?" After Yu Jingting finished speaking, Suizi's expression gradually changed.

  From laughing at the siblings bickering at the beginning, it turned into frowning and thinking.

  She pondered this conversation over and over again, and she was convinced that Xiaopang had discovered a blind spot.

  It is indeed a very abnormal behavior to carry salt with you. It is pure nonsense to please Yu Jingting, and the salt at the stall is free, so it is meaningless to carry salt with you.

   "Did you eat the food he brought back?" Suizi asked.

  Yu Jingting shook his head, he had nothing left when he came in after he was busy.

  At that time, he was in a hurry to leave and didn't pay attention to this detail.

  Suizi stared at the water glass, the water was no longer hot, and the water on it looked much clearer, but upon closer inspection, there were some unidentified objects that were insoluble in water, off-white, at the bottom of the glass.

   "Jingting, take a look, is there something wrong with the water?" Suizi gave the cup to Yu Jingting, and Yu Jingting smelled it, and there was an indescribable smell, which caused trouble to Baden.

   "Did the pot not be cleaned? Damn, the old man who was on the watch wouldn't pee in my thermos, right?" Yu Jingting could easily bring in his own behavior, which was all immoral things he did when he was young.

   ".You didn't offend the old man who beat the shift. Why are you being punished? Take this pot to the laboratory and ask Su Zhe to test it."

   Suizi felt an indescribable feeling in her heart, a little doubtful, and a little self-blame.

   Tong Tong is only so old now, so he shouldn't pour laxatives into Jingting's cup, right?

  Su Zhe is a chemist whom Suizi and his wife met in their hometown. Because of a disabled leg, he abandoned himself and married Liu Lamei.

  Suizi used some connections at the time and transferred him to be a teacher. Through these years of hard work, he has been promoted to an associate professor, one of the youngest associate professors in China.

  Because the relationship is strong, Suizi and his wife stopped visiting the park and went directly to his house.

  Su Zhe disliked the young couple so much.

   "Come to the door at night and ask for help?"

   "We are not empty-handed either, you see." Yu Jingting put the snacks packed from the dance hall on the table, and was once again disgusted by Su Zhe.

   "Didn't this just come from your place? I think you must have become more and more out of tune over the years, have you been poisoned?"

  Su Zhe poured water from the pot while talking. He also has a full set of equipment at home, an experimental maniac.

   "It's not less, the sediment must have dozens of grams."

  Pour the water in the kettle into the filtering device, leaving a large puddle of unidentified paste.

   "Can you find out what this is?" Suizi felt scared after seeing it.

   It's better than Jing Ting doesn't like to drink water. If he really drank it, how much would he have to drink?

  The key is that I don't know what this is.

   “The main ingredients will take days to analyze.”

   "It doesn't need to be too detailed, as long as you know what this thing is for. Do you have mice in your lab? Feed a few and try."

   "I have it at home, wait a minute." Su Zhe went into the back room and came out with a box in his arms. There were several little white mice inside.

  Jiaojiao and Suizi saw the mouse's face wrinkled into a bun, and they hated this creature very much.

  Luoluo clapped her hands happily.

   "Godfather, can you give me a Baipangpang, I'll go back and raise it~"

   "No!" Suizi and Jiaojiao said in unison.

   This girl Luoluo is too courageous. Last time she called the snake specimen Chang Chong Chong, and now she named the mouse Bai Pangpang.

   "One is not enough, how about two?" Luoluo pushed his younger brother, "Bobo wants it too."

   "." Bobo was expressionless, sitting on his godfather's chair and quietly gnawing peaches, don't poke, thank you.

   "You can't raise half of them. How dare you think about two? Grandma hates mice the most. She will go crazy if you raise them."

   "Oh" Luoluo's little head drooped instantly, looking so disappointed.

  As the thigh that the twins hugged before they could speak, godfather Su Zhe felt distressed.

   "Godfather still has a frog the size of a fist, cuter than a mouse, go back and catch two for you."

   "Thank you godfather, godfather is so kind!" Luoluo immediately became energetic, put her little hand on her mouth, and blew a kiss to her godfather.

  “.” Suizi thinks it’s not unreasonable for Su Zhe to be single now, how cute is the frog?

  It’s really not a toad with such a big fist?

   "Don't search so much, two of them are not enough to fry a plate, the frogs are delicious, give me a few more, and I'll go back and have a drink." Yu Jingting is also a strange flower.

Suizi and Jiaojiao showed disgusted expressions at the same time. Xiaopang originally wanted to agree with Brother Ting, fried frog is really a delicacy in the world—but seeing the expressions of the two ladies, Xiaopang resolutely gave up standing with Yu Jingting and followed On the beautiful side, they despise Brother Ting together.

"Frogs are cute, but they have parasites, so you should think twice when you eat them. If you are really greedy, just hide in a corner where no one is around and eat them. If you want to die, don't grab the little radish." Su Zhe took some sediment and fed it to the mice. Observe the reaction.

   Cute, I ask for a monthly pass

  

  

  (end of this chapter)