Chapter 839 Ancestors are bandits

  Breakfast was made by Suizi using the company's gas tanks. She got up early in the morning to work, and soon a table was filled.

   "Sister-in-law is too virtuous, isn't it?" The third child hadn't eaten northern cuisine for a long time, and was very moved when he saw the plates of small pickles served by Suizi.

   The sweet dish here is really hard to eat, the sister-in-law is simply a little angel.

   "It's just a simple breakfast, how can it be so exaggerated."

  Suizi brought up the last plate of pancakes, which made everyone's eyes drop.

   "How did you manage to make this table in such a short time?" The fourth child also felt that the sister-in-law was like a magician, which was too powerful.

   Not only made noodle soup, four side dishes, steamed egg custard, and spread egg pancakes, what's more rare is that the cooking skills are superb, not inferior to the best hotel in Beijing.

   "I have a lot of people in my family, and I'm used to it."

  Since Lao Yu's family came to Beijing, they lived next to her mother's family, and they would gather for dinner every now and then, so Suizi's cooking efficiency also increased.

   "Let's make do with breakfast first, and I'll cook some dishes for you at noon."

  Suizi's words made the crowd cheer, and he was short of worshiping Suizi three times. The days of having a sister-in-law are simply heaven on earth.

   "Brother still has to fly at night, you have the nerve to torment sister-in-law?" Only the second child still remembers a few polite words.

   "Second brother, don't you want to eat northern dishes made by sister-in-law?"

   "Uh—cough cough, then don't let my sister-in-law do too much trouble, and you guys can help."

  Although the second child really wanted to carry out the courtesy to the end, but thinking of the sweet and greasy dishes outside, he still gave in shamefully.

  No way, my sister-in-law is so good at cooking, even a simple noodle soup makes her appetizer smooth, and I feel full of vitality after a bowl.

  Compared with Suizi's high cooking skills, what is more enviable is her attitude towards Jingting.

   Yu Jingting’s breakfast is fed by Suizi. The reason is that Suizi saw a few scratches on his palm and was worried that he would touch the wound while holding the bowl.

   So he blew cold and fed him mouthful.

  Yu Jingting didn't know whether he was deliberately angry with these buddies or what, Suizi fed him and pretended to be a big baby there, eating happily, and took advantage of the situation to ruthlessly pull a wave of hatred.

  While eating, he also sweeps everything with eyes of "you single dogs don't understand the happiness of a man with a family".

  Finally, the brothers couldn't stand it anymore.

   "Brother, your hand is not so serious that you can't eat, right?"

   Taking advantage of the tassels entering the kitchen to feed Yu Jingting, the third child couldn't help asking, just seeing the eldest brother chattering about this meal, he was already full.

   "Nonsense, I'm a pure man, this little injury is nothing?" Yu Jingting snatched the last piece of cucumber on the plate with one chopstick, and took two sips from Lao Wu's wine glass while the tassel was away.

   "What kind of wine do you drink early in the morning? What kind of wine is this? It's too sweet, it's making trouble in Baden, bah, it's not good."

   Stealing other people's wine, but also disgusting.

  Everyone was speechless.

   This guy pretended to be seriously ill in front of his sister-in-law, and he started to be arrogant when his sister-in-law was away.

"Brother, you are worried that your sister-in-law will let you recuperate and won't let you drink, so you even **** my rice wine? Then you are a bit shameless, you want to enjoy the treatment of a sick number without taking on the obligations of a sick number? "The fifth child spoke for his beloved rice wine.

   "This is the wisdom of a married man, what do you know?" Yu Jingting was complacent. If his wife becomes gentle, she will be unparalleled in the world.

  He will not tell these stinky boys, he not only wants to pretend to be sick to trick his wife into feeding.

  Even at night, he would fool his wife into sitting up, oh hehehe, who made him a patient?

  People couldn't hear his heart, but from his shameless expression, it's not hard to guess that this guy must not be thinking about something good.

   "Brother, you were able to marry your sister-in-law simply because of your shamelessness, right? We seriously doubt that the sister-in-law was young and ignorant and asked you to be the wife of the kidnapper."

   Speaking of this, Yu Jingting became energetic.

  Hands on waist, sitting there bragging.

   "My family's ancestors were really bandit beards. They were robbing Mrs. Yazhai. Although I won at the starting line, your sister-in-law really wasn't snatched back by me, it was—"

   Just about to brag a few words about how charming she is, when she saw Suizi coming back with a bowl out of the corner of her eye, the topic changed immediately.

   "I saw your sister-in-law is beautiful and talented, and stalked her to marry her back!"

  As soon as Suizi came back, Yu Jingting couldn't hold his chopsticks anymore, and pushed his wine glass far away.

   "Old man, don't drink alcohol when you wake up in the morning, it's bad for your health, daughter-in-law, am I right?"

  Suizi nodded, and the fifth brother held the empty wine glass that was robbed by the eldest brother, wanting to cry but not crying.

  Everyone was once again shocked by the thickness of his skin. Everyone has seen the wisdom of a married man.

   "Why are you talking so happily?" Suizi asked.

   "Talk about the family background of the eldest brother—his ancestors were really bandits?"

  Suizi nodded, yes.

   "Grandpa's generation occupied the mountain as king, but the grandpa's generation was very enlightened. They abandoned the darkness and turned to the light, followed the party, and made great achievements in carrying stretchers to treat the wounded, so our family's Jingting is also rooted and popular."

   "Sister-in-law, don't praise him. Just look at brother, how can he have the slightest proletarian consciousness? No wonder we thought he was domineering and tough before. After a long time of trouble, his ancestors are bandits, which is right."

  Everyone felt that moving Yu Jingting to the ancient times and putting it in the bandit's lair would have no sense of disobedience.

   "Speaking of bandits, I remembered something." The fourth child picked up a newspaper.

   "Brother, look at this."

  Yu Jingting saw that it was all in traditional characters, so he handed it to Suizi, the little girl who often reads traditional manuscripts, it should be very easy to read this thing.

   Suizi gave him a reproachful look, and took it directly to read it. Just after reading the two words, she felt that it was inappropriate, and her face turned red.

   "In order to satisfy the giants in the business world, famous actresses stopped menstruating—"

  This is a Hong Kong media newspaper, and the headlines are getting more and more sensational.

  This kind of title is not even thought of in the mainland, but it is commonplace there. Suizi is embarrassed to read only a title.

   Only the fourth child is interested in this weekly entertainment magazine, and no one else has read it.

   "Sister-in-law, what's in it?"

   "Uh—" Suizi couldn't read any more, the content almost caught up with the manuscript at home!

   Ten lines at a glance, quickly browse the content, and extract the central idea, just one sentence.

   "This headline tells the story of a woman who wants to please herself."

  Everyone's Xiaodouyan, a whole page, she just refined one sentence?

   "Speak human language." Yu Jingting said to his wife.

   "It's about a female celebrity who lost weight in order to get close to the big boss of the consortium, but ended up losing weight until menopause Eh, isn't this woman?"

   Suozi's eyes widened when he saw the photo in the newspaper.

   "That's right! It's the old couple and the young wife that my elder brother rescued yesterday. The young woman is a female celebrity, and the old man she is desperately following now is what was written in this report, so you can do it!"

  (end of this chapter)