I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 1065: Whip and banana

Although Amy has withdrawn from the entertainment industry, all kinds of copyright revenues can't be underestimated. Ai Shuqiao will put a part of the copyright income into Amy's account every month for her to maintain luxury consumption.

But after I went to the bathroom in Amy's bedroom, I took a new step toward the concept of "luxury."

Not to mention the old tricks of gold faucets and diamond-encrusted mirrors, even the toilet paper is specially provided by a Japanese company called "Yumei"! It is said that this toilet paper is a special offering for the Japanese Emperor, belonging to royal supplies!

The beautiful print on the surface of Yumeixiang toilet paper is nothing. Its most famous place in the toilet paper industry is its unique production process.

First of all, Yumeixiang toilet paper is made of 100% of the top wood pulp fiber imported from Canada, and it is processed in Japan's clearest river water. Its production process is adjusted according to the daily temperature and humidity, so any two days The production methods are all different.

After the finished product is finished, each roll of toilet paper should indicate the name of the production worker (comparable to the wall-burning bricklayer of the Qin Shihuang era of the Great Wall), and then send it to the chairman of the company, who is personally in the skin by the hard-working chairman. Try each roll of toilet paper to make sure they meet the required quality standards.

After that, the toilet paper will be sent to the design department, and the most sophisticated and discerning painters will decorate them with complicated patterns to ensure that the toilet paper will be beautiful no matter where it is torn. Hey.

Eat and run! Actually spend so much effort on toilet paper! The Japanese company named himself "Yumingxiang", which means that after using their toilet paper, it will produce a beautiful Xiang! In the end, how can I become "beautiful"? I can't imagine it at all!

Ordinary-level Yumeixiang toilet paper should sell 120 yuan a roll. If you count the beautifully designed outer packaging box, then at least 200 yuan a roll, this toilet paper looks like a handicraft from the appearance! It's silk! At least the fine silk spinning of Jiangnan Silk!

I am really guilty to wipe my **** with this paper! In particular, I heard that Amy is not using the general-grade Yu Meixiang, but a specially customized upgraded version, which is more expensive than the Japanese Emperor. It must be at least 500 RMB...

Simply use RMB! I use the ten yuan face value of the renminbi to wipe the butt, but it will save more! !

Who can't learn well, I have to learn from the Japanese emperor. I heard that the ancient Japanese royal family pursued the ultimate ultra-thin touch in the rubbing of their buttocks. They often rubbed their wings with their wings—not afraid to stick to one hand?

In addition, the ancient British royal family seems to use fresh squid slices to wipe the **** – meaning that British squid dishes are as ugly as Xiang?

Comparing it shows that France's diligence has been saved. In the French imperial palace, the hemp rope was used to wipe the butt, and the rope is still common...

All in all, Amy really has no money to spend! Your situation clearly does not require open source, just a little throttling! Instead of thinking about imitating Ai Shuqiao to invest and make money, it is better to first withdraw 500 yuan of toilet paper!

I came out of the bathroom and gave a comment on Amy sitting on the elliptical sofa. Amy glared at the big blue eyes, quite strangely said:

"The toilet is loaded with Wei Lai, you can automatically rinse and dry at the touch of a button. Under normal circumstances, you can't use paper at all! It is obviously your brother who wants to try the ultimate soft feeling after seeing the toilet paper manual. Can't use toilet paper?"

Ah... damn, I forgot this, because the smart button on the toilet is semi-hidden, I didn’t find it in a hurry.

"That... whether it is used often or not, putting such expensive toilet paper in the bathroom is a luxury in itself! You save the money in the bank and you can collect interest!"

"Cut, save the bank to accept that poor interest, is the behavior of the small citizens." Amy disdain, "If you want to make big money, you must use a big investment! Brother, do you remember Tianmu Starlight Media Co., Ltd.?"

Eh? Isn't that Ayutthaya's brokerage company opened in China? Net to do some bad things that exploited artists, Su Qiao was once defrauded to sign a contract with them, and later sent out the triad power of Xiaoqin, which allowed Su Qiao to get out.

“Hey,” Amy said smugly. “I know that your brother doesn’t like mom, but it doesn’t mean we can’t make money from mom’s career! Brother, when you were in a coma, mom put you in The 20,000-dollar shares of Tianmu Xingguang were transferred to me. Later, Pentaxus helped me get a lot of shares. Now I am the de facto biggest shareholder of Tianmu Starlight!"

Amy didn't mention this. I almost forgot. After I returned the 20,000 yuan that I spent from the black card to Ai Shuqiao in the name of "broken wine", Ai Shuqiao was surprised. In my short-term ability to make money, on the one hand, the 20,000 yuan as the original stock of Tianmu Starlight is recorded in my name.

After several twists and turns, now Amy has become the underage chairman of the Tianmu Starlight countertop. It is really a mess.

“All in all, I have a brokerage company now! My mother started out as a brokerage company, so if I want to make more pocket money, it should be a good idea to develop Tianmu Starlight... ”

“Hey?” I frowned. “Amy, aren’t you very annoyed with the entertainment industry? I’m not ready to quit... How do I open a brokerage company now and re-enter the business?”

"That's two different things," Amy said with a flash of excitement. "I hate being an entertainer in the entertainment industry. Like a monkey in a circus, I have to do all sorts of stupid performances against my own wishes." ——But when the boss of the brokerage company is different! At that time, my talents are monkeys, and I am a trainer! When I think that I can use the whip to beat the artists, let them do this, my I can't stop feeling excited..."

"Hey! Even if you are the chairman of the brokerage company, you can't use the whip to beat the artist!"

"It’s also true," Amy said with a delicate little chin. "It’s good to give this kind of thing to the brother who is covered in muscles. This lady only needs to be on the side..."

"Who wants to be a hitter for you! You are not a lover of Tianmu Xingguang! Even the circus will not beat the monkeys with a whip! At most, don't give them bananas!"

Amy ignored my spit and continued: "In my mom's company, most of the things I learned were just the way to package female artists. So I intend to let Tianmu Xingguang also do the economic work of female artists. Who dares not obey, brother, you beat them for me, and don't give them bananas..."

"You didn't hear what I said? I don't want to be a hitter! And don't say that it's such a bad topic for female artists to eat bananas!"

"It's not difficult, my brother will learn soon." Amy crossed her fingers and smiled. Her eyes showed a ambition for the future. "I have been a monkey for so long under my mother's hands. Now I can finally experience it." To the thrill of the trainer! I have to pack a lot of very profitable female stars, and then let them sell me like a donkey!"

At this moment, the expression on Amy’s face is really evil. Is this the so-called “bitter woman”?

"But I looked at the report sent by Tianmu Starlight a few days ago. Whether it is income or artist list, people can't help but sigh!"

Amy said with a sigh.

"The balance of income and expenditure is barely balanced, there are less than 10 artists, and the female artist has one, and there is no potential for being a star. Even if it is a money-packing, it is useless. It seems that I need this chairman to be eye-catching and personally A scout..."

"Women's words, the more beautiful, the younger the better, in fact, Katyusha is good, if I bother to wrap her up, it is estimated that it can not be a big fire, but her character is not suitable for being an idol, I kindly ask She said, she actually refused me! Hey! After the improvement of the dog tricycle, she didn't want to take Obama's car!"

I thought about it and almost didn't blurt out: "You can pack Shuzhe into a pseudo-mother's idol! Anyway, it looks almost the same as her sister! Now the pseudo-mother is so windy, maybe it will be more fire than her sister!"

Fortunately, I still have some reason, and finally I did not say it.

Really, how can I think of Shu Zhe? Even if Amy asks me if I don't know a girl who is suitable for packaging into a star, my candidate list should not include Shu Zhe?

Since it is under the leadership of Amy's leadership (or more ferocious) Tianmu Starlight, then it has not been more appropriate to have signed a contract with Tianmu Starlight, and also played a few roles in the "Magic Legend".

Xiaoqin doesn't like to show his face in front of the camera, and there are fears of men. I remember that a former aunt said that he would give Xiaoqin a role to try. Xiaoqin refused, so Xiaoqin was not suitable.

Xiong Yaoyue can take the route of a girl, but I deeply doubt whether she can remember the lines.

As for Gong Caicai and Zhuang Ni, they can't be considered at all. Gong Caicai is absolutely nervous in the face of the lens, and Zhuang Ni can kill the bearded directors in minutes.

In this way, to meet Amy's aesthetic requirements, and personality is also suitable for people who live in the entertainment industry, actually only Shuzhe! Two days ago, he also advised me to play a role in "Assassination of Obama" and then took him to Dubai to meet the world!

If it is his turn to have a similar chance, he will definitely abandon his male dignity, and it will not be tight with the appearance of a false mother! It’s hard to make a breakthrough in the profitability of Amy’s Tianmu Starlight. It’s actually a fake idol of a man who has killed thousands of men! !

Never recommend Shuzhe to Amy! If Shu Zhe really became a fake idol idol in Asia, he would throw away the face of the squad leader! The squad leader will directly kill me with a shotgun! !