The “Holy Water” thing, in Christianity, generally refers to some kind of sacred, blessed water. In the Middle Ages, it was often obtained by soaking the Bible with spring water (the parchment Bible can be used many times).

Students who have played "Devil City" and "Devil May Cry" series should also know that holy water has a miraculous effect on evil creatures (such as vampires). If the vampire's skin is stained with holy water, it will be as painful as ordinary people's skin. Mourning.

However, in the Japanese H animation, and in the big lost mouth of Cao Gonggong, "Holy Water" refers to another meaning.

Hey, how to open it, civilization said that everyone learned in the physical health class, one of the end products of women's liquid metabolism, not at all sacred, although with a little weak acidity, but can not corrode the skin of the vampire The vampire will be very disgusting.

Fortunately, Simon and Dante did not receive the fake and shoddy Japanese stream "Holy Water", otherwise they were pitted when they were besieged by the demon.

"Oh, what's the taste? After the zombies were drenched with this thing, the stench was doubled. I knew I wouldn't buy this cheap yellow bargain."

"Nima died, but I used the holy water to absorb the evaluation. I didn't use it at all, and I was drenched by the holy water. I feel that my personality evaluation has also decreased."

The Japanese people are very wonderful. They can think of using "sacred water" to refer to that kind of thing. They also took a lot of works of "sacred water system". With the mention of the Japanese, "gold" has another Meaning, do not understand good children, please do not Baidu.

"Master, you should not only drink the holy water of the mother, but also insist on drinking every day. The disciples admire you like the Yellow River..."

"Yellow River, your sister, can't understand people?" I yelled at Cao Gonggong. "I drink the less hot water left by Xiaoqin. It is not the kind of holy water that you think. Xiaoqin, tell Cao Gonggong is a silly fork, what is the truth."

Xiaoqin, who has a fear of men, took a long time to courage and stammered:

“Ye and Ye Lin like to drink the leftover water with low temperature. If the temperature is too high, he will store the remaining water and let it cool down. I don’t understand what needs to be explained...”

Cao Gonggong was shocked: "The disciples were too shallow to learn. They didn't know that the master had drunk the holy water and had already had a variety of high-end drinks, such as drinking ice water in the summer."

"Vini, you will take a meal for Cao Gonggong for me. In the afternoon, I invite you to eat ice cream."

"Go ahead, Pooh is very excited to roll up his sleeves, I eat the sugar biscuits to beat him, but at least you want to buy more than a five Oh give me ice cream."

Well, even Haagen-Dazs has no need for a three-ball cup. Cao Gonggong is really cheap enough.

I thought that this episode would not have a sequel. I didn’t expect Xiaoqin, who was diligent and eager to learn, to search online for the meaning of “Holy Water”. After that, it was twisted and pinched in front of me all morning.

"The original, the original holy water is that kind of thing... Let others misunderstand Ye Lin, I am really sorry, please forgive me."

Xiaoqin apologized to me for being close to the right angle.

"That... If Ye Lin’s classmates really don’t understand anything, let me drink the holy water of Ye Lin’s classmates...”

Stay in the mouth, you will continue to talk about it, we will become the abnormal brothers and sisters who have been talking about each other and drinking holy water.

Because I asked myself for high moral standards during this time, Xiaoqin also made a lot of good things to help people out of inertia, which won me a lot of points. My nickname in Qingzi High School is from "perverted bully". Gradually became a "a little strange muscle man."

At the same time, Dad also achieved good results in the physics teaching of the first year of school. Although he was only responsible for the c group, but because of the lectures, the language humor, attracted many b group or even a group of students to listen to him. In the class, on September 10th, Teacher's Day, he received more gifts than many veteran teachers.

President He Qimei is very satisfied. I feel that this time, the back door of the chairman Ren Hongde does not call it a back door, so Dad’s teaching expedition period has ended successfully. He will soon be the official physics teacher and will have all the high school level. Students are taught separately.

At this time, I feel that even if other people know that my father and son relationship with my father, it will not drag the father's reputation, so I met with my dad in a lot of public occasions and talked loudly, deliberately let others hear.

As I expected, except for some people who expressed surprise at the beginning, most people calmly accepted this fact, and some people afterwards said: "I have already seen that they are very similar, even legs. Short is genetic."

Because my father's temperament is mild, I get along well with the teachers in the teacher's office. After I learned that I was his son, the teacher who had some bad opinions about me also changed me. This is what I never thought before. of.

"Xiao Lin, just as I received my salary today, this is the first salary I have received since I was a high school teacher. Do you want to take you there for the weekend?"

When I was having dinner at the campus restaurant, I met my father, and Xiao Qin was there.

"Uncle Ye, you work very hard, take a rest at home on weekends."

Xiaoqin unexpectedly said something very sensible.

I just wanted to praise her. Xiaoqin grabbed my arm very intimately and said to my dad while shaking my arm:

“Ye Lin’s classmates once told me that the biggest regret of his childhood was that there were too few visits to the amusement park. It’s not as good as Ye Shushu’s money for us to go to the amusement park, so don’t bother you to go with us. We both have to play by ourselves."

Who wants to go to the amusement park? It is your long-lost child who would like to go to the amusement park. I am very allergic to the amusement park’s equipment such as the roller coaster and the ferris wheel. I have a fear of heights.

"That's fine." Dad simply took out 500 yuan from the wallet and gave it to me. "When the weekend, take Xiaoqin out to play, don't be bullied."

Xiaoqin naturally said a few times "Thank you, Uncle Ye," and I couldn't help but collect the five hundred dollars.

Dad, you are quite poor and generous. I don’t know how much you have to pay for this salary. I am not very good at spending money with Xiao Qin. One person is 250. It should be enough to play in the amusement park. Very happy.

When I thought of Amy’s hearing about this matter, I rushed to me in a confident manner and asked me to bring her when I went to the amusement park.

"Xiao Qin, she is just a sister, you take the girl to the amusement park and spend the day, throwing my real sister here, no matter, no, I have to go. If you don't take me, I will let Pentax. The beach blows up the amusement park."

When I ran out of such an international terrorist, I just thought that the five hundred dollars could not be spent. As a result, when your defeated sister came out, I immediately fell into an economic crisis.

Although Amy is more stupid, all the expenses for playing can be made by her, but after all, I still want to keep some of my brother's dignity. It is best for me to save money when I go out to play with my sisters.

So I thought about it for a while and said, "You want to go with it, but I decided not to go to the amusement park. Let's go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City. It is a zoo with aquarium, because there are new ones. Kind of ticket discounts, you can also buy on the Internet, Amy, you didn't mention wanting to see dolphins and penguins."

Compared to the amusement parks that collect money for every kind of entertainment facilities, the zoo that only collects tickets has to save more money, so at least there will be no misunderstanding that Amy will make two hundred carousels and empty the wallet.

"Well... let's go to the zoo at the zoo. At 8 o'clock on Saturday morning, you will come to my principal's building to gather. I will let Pentax drive us to go with us."

After the commanding tone was finished, Amy turned proudly and left, and the double pony tail swayed behind her. I seemed to hear her whisper before she left:

"I won't let you alone with my brother..."

Next, I asked Xiaoqin again: "Temporarily change to a zoo and take Amy with you. You won't be upset."

Xiaoqin’s expression shook his head softly. “It’s okay, as long as you can be with Ye Lin, it’s the same everywhere.”

When I went back to the girls' bedroom with me, Xiaoqin seemed to whisper to himself: "Hey, people with blood relations are destined to be losers. Tomorrow you are just a light bulb."

Hey, it seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my sister. I hope that tomorrow’s zoo trip will be as peaceful as possible.

It was Saturday, and nothing happened in these two days. Only one of the promises of Vinnie gave me a meal, and I got the ice cream from Lu Xue from me.

"On Saturday, you have to go to the zoo with Xiaoqin and Amy." Pooh bites the ice cream and pats my shoulder. "Although I am a little curious about the newly opened zoo, I am not together." To add chaos to you, you have to flatten the water of the Yimei and the real sisters. Don't be too thick."

"That's impossible." I simply agreed to Pooh and did some homework before the arrival of Saturday. I was familiar with the zoo and the surrounding environment through the Internet, in case of emergency.

As a result, I was not peaceful on Saturday morning. At 5:30, Shu Zhe in pajamas smashed the quilt. He seemed to have done a terrible nightmare, his eyes closed and his face was painful. The expression, the limbs twisted and struggled, the pajamas and hair were messy.

"Ye Linge, Ye Lin brother don't want to."

"There is absolutely nowhere, there is no way, spare me, it will be broken, ah ah ah ah ah."

The **** thing, is it to dream that I have beaten you in my dreams? Today is an important day to accompany my two sisters to the zoo. You dare to let me rest badly. I will let you really break when you stay.