According to Xiong Yaoyue’s vision, the process of doing self-defense training for girls in the same class should be like this:

Early in the morning, I came to the classroom first. Whenever a girl entered the classroom, I stretched my arms forward and slowly moved to the girl like a zombie, and the girl could follow the "Practical Women's Self-defense". The method of the professor will show me the skills of killing and killing, and achieve the purpose of practicing every day and learning new things.

Considering that only one of my sparring training may have limited effect, Xiong Yaoyue also recommends that all boys (as long as the height is taller than the shortest girl) join the program, so that in the physical education class, the students can be divided into men and women. A practical "counter-staining" training.

Super shame, the outsiders simply can't see that this is a counter-attack satyr training, but they will think that we are in cosplay "Plants vs. Zombies", and who can guarantee that the wretched boys headed by Cao Gonggong do not deliberately touch the girls' chest, who can It is guaranteed that the female man headed by Xiong Yaoyue will not kick the boys’ eggs.

Fortunately, the squad leader was sensible enough to veto Xiong Yaoyue’s unreliable proposal. He only let the female students interested in women’s self-defense skills team up and practice each other without involving male students.

The next day was the weekend. Dad called to ask if I had time to go back to the warehouse to look at it and help me sort out the accumulated adult products. He needed to prepare lessons because he was a physics teacher.

Dad can cheer up and be a high school teacher. I can't ask for it. I must do my best to avoid my father's worries.

"Don't worry, Dad, although our original home is used as a warehouse, I still miss it. I will go back and help you today."

Since I had an accidental coma into a vegetative person two years ago, my father hasn’t managed to manage the Happy Valley adult store. It’s all fireball uncle and director Cao.

Now Dad is teaching in high school, and Cao’s film career is getting on the right track. Uncle Fireball is one of the shareholders. In fact, he has become the leader of Happy Valley’s adult products store. He also has a key to my warehouse, and often comes over. goods.

But today he is not here, but to go to the field to talk with people to become the sole agent of Nalone brand Dongshan City, so I became the only living person in the adult goods full of pits.

The word “stacking mountains” is used to describe the adult products in the warehouse.

It is clearly a house that has lived here for many years, but now it is almost invisible because the goods are piled up everywhere (in order to facilitate the transportation of the interior doors, all the doors have been removed).

As soon as I stepped into the big house, I found a female body lying on the ground and almost scared me.

The naked girl who has no signs of life is placed in a black plastic bag from below the chest. It is a murder scene that is going to destroy the corpse.

I rely on this situation, is it not the fireball uncle you finally go to the brain and take risks, cruel insults and kill a girl, and then excuses to talk about agency matters, fleeing sin.

Why are you doing this kind of thing? If you do this kind of thing, the squad leader will not know how sad it will be. Instead of making a life, you might as well explode Shuzhe’s chrysanthemum.

After calming down and looking carefully, I discovered that it was not a real person, but a high-simulation silicone doll.

Two years ago, when Dad bought the goods of his peers, he also included three high-end entity dolls worth tens of thousands. Later, only two of them sold out. The third one was mistaken because of an oolong accident in air cargo. I sent it to a warehouse in Iceland for a while, and then I sent it back, so that I just returned to our hands.

Speaking of it, the silver-haired double-tailed loli entity doll in front of me looks a bit like Amy, and the guilt in my heart has soared. I quickly put her head in a plastic bag and walked out of the big house.

According to my father's instructions, all products that have expired and defective must be discarded. Don't put them on the website to sell them. Fireball is not proud of my father's excessive integrity. I feel that there are so many products that can be sold. At most, tell the customer in advance that it is a fake, and then sell it cheaper.

Dad taught me seriously and said to my uncle: "I never intended to buy fake and inferior goods, but before I bought a large number of goods from my peers, it was inevitable that there would be a mixture of fake and inferior goods. I am now It’s busy, you both have time to pick out those fakes and throw them away, don’t smash the brand of Happy Valley Adults Store...”

It can be seen that although Dad was under the command of Auntie, he was less and less involved in the management of adult goods stores, but he still had some feelings about the sign of Happy Valley, which he had created.

I am obeying my father's life, taking advantage of the fireball uncle, preparing to take a small amount of goods of worrying quality from here, and then throwing them away at each garbage station.

First of all, what the father mentioned, the massage that will slightly leak electricity during use, although the fireball uncle said that this kind of thing can be labeled as "vibration shock double stimulation" put on the Internet to sell, but was strongly rejected by his father.

"This is the type of lithium battery charging. You have not heard that some mobile phone lithium batteries will explode. It is not a good sign since it leaks. If it explodes during use, the consequences will be disastrous, in case the customer is not shy. Seek medical attention in time, maybe it will kill people."

I remembered this kind of electric leakage massage that my father had said, so I found all five of them, and put these things that might be "exploded" into the cardboard box.

Next is the two large bags of time-delay wipes, because the shelf life is about to pass, so Dad told me to throw it away quickly, otherwise it will be used as a gift for online shopping.

The most difficult thing to do is the seven inflatable dolls to be tested (compared to the price of the physical doll). According to Dad, this brand of inflatable dolls is easy to leak, even if it is only transported and stored, it may cause the surface to be naked. The only way to detect visible holes is to blow them up and see if they will leak.

Dad told me that the outermost layer of the "Seven Fairies" has been dismantled and the most suspected of leaking. If I blow it up, it will not leak, then the remaining six can be sold normally. If I blow up and leak, then simply let these dolls be disposed of, and the original purchase price is very low.

I looked at the soft, collapsed human figure that I pulled out of the package and couldn't help but frown.

Most people may not know that the inflatable doll, an adult product, was originally invented by the German Nazis.

In order to pursue the illusory "pure Aryan" index, the Nazis had strict quantitative indicators of skin color, hair color, eye color, and head length. They not only slaughtered Jews, Gypsies, and Slavs, but also called for Aryan conditions. Male and female non-marriage birth purebred Aryan babies, in order to prevent the "Aryan" and other ethnic sexual love caused by the deterioration of bloodlines, also invented inflatable dolls to help solve physiological problems.

Perhaps because the inflatable doll was invented by the Germans who lacked the taste, the inflatable doll is simply a disaster in the history of adult products compared with the physical doll that is comparable to the real person. According to me, this thing is put into the 18th floor of hell, and then sealed. In the deepest part of Pandora's Box, it's not too much.

Inflatable dolls are super-pitched, whether they are blown up or not, and they are like a scorpion in their hands. The face of the inflatable doll is also a tragedy. The eyes are O-shaped, the mouth is O-shaped, and the mouth is also O. The type, and the makeup is like a McDonald's clown. Those who can pick up this thing can completely look at the McDonald's advertisement as a piece.

Moreover, this inflatable doll in my hand is extremely ridiculous. The designer does not know whether to take the wrong medicine or the bad taste. Actually, the inflatable mouth is placed between the legs of the doll, which seems to imitate a sensitive organ of a woman.

What's more boring is that its inflatable port and the pump in my warehouse are not matched, which is smaller than the air blower of my house.

"Damn." In order to complete the father's care, I actually want to use my mouth to blow this inflatable doll, I feel so shameful, but fortunately no one else saw...

"Flickering,."

I held the two legs of the inflatable doll, just blown it out of the outline of the human figure, I heard a person screaming in the ear:

"Oh my God, what are you doing with Ye Lin, I didn't expect you to have this hobby."

I followed the sound and found that Xiao Qin did not know when she came to the house. She had a warehouse key in my hand.

Tracking me over, the warehouse here is full of adult products, you don't know, don't come here as a girl.

"How can you use Ye Lin to face you?" Xiaoqin was very excited and wanted to reach out and take the inflatable doll away from me.

But I didn't want to quit halfway through the air blowing, just glance at her and continue to blow.

Seeing that I focused on blowing and ignoring her, Xiao Qin’s voice gradually got smaller.

"Even, even if you really like to be there, don't kiss a plastic doll..."

I still ignore her and concentrate on my work.

"If, if Ye Lin, you like it very much, don't do it... simply... I will give you a kiss, too."

Xiao Qin’s eyes were closed, and he made a big decision and called out to me.

Nima mad at me, and the inflatable doll that was blown out immediately was thrown aside by me. It slammed and sighed, and it took a while.

Xiao Qin actually did not realize his serious mistakes, but also stared at me without understanding.

I waited for her to apologize to me, but she didn't expect her to squint at the inflatable doll that was soft on the ground.

"Is it true that Ye Lin’s classmates want to kiss me now? Now I want to pose the same shameful posture as her."

The inflatable dolls have already withered, and you can pose with the same posture as you are non-human, blame you, the work I am going to do now has to come back.