I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 858: Infernal Affairs (plus)

What do you do with Qinqin? The prisoners who grab the mobile phone are 4, but you don’t have to paint them as four Ninja Turtles.

The police uncle's face is purple, from the left to the right, red orange yellow green blue blue purple.

Moreover, the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not so good, the head is very large, the body is very small, the basic structure is like a big one and a small two potatoes, and then the facial features and limbs are very discordant.

The expressions of the four tortoises are especially kinky. Hey, one is more than a **** `贱, one is more than one, and the expression of the face is really a bit like the criminals.

The problem is that the suspect's portrait is not enough to express a similar expression. According to the sketch of the suspect you provided, is it necessary for our people's police to travel across the ocean and arrest the prisoners in the sewers of New York?

"This little sister, you are painting a ninja turtle."

A police uncle raised your doubts.

"This is not a ninja turtle." There is no self-knowledge, waiting for everyone to praise their own little celery, shaking a finger, said, "This is my superb instantaneous memory, summed up the facial characteristics of the prisoner, drawn Authentic portraits."

The police frowned and passed the sketch paper again, and finally concluded: "This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle."

"I saw all the double knives on Da Vinci's back."

A slightly younger policeman said the translated name of the tortoise boss in the earlier version. It seems that the people's police are hiding their own tigers.

"How could it be..." was criticized by everyone for drawing the Ninja Turtles. The face of Xiaoqin finally showed a dignified expression. She took her paintings back from others and opened her eyes.

"what,."

I was screaming at the painting I had just painted five minutes ago.

Not only the half-room police, but even I was shocked.

"I, the painting I just painted, is obviously not like this. I just painted a lot better than this."

I understand that many times I receive the test papers sent back by the teacher, see the above-mentioned stupid mistakes, and I don't believe that it is my own.

This small compartment dedicated to transcripts has only one table and three chairs. Just one chair was borrowed, so that except for me and Xiaoqin sitting behind the table, the other six or seven police officers stood.

Of course, there are so many people who can't use the transcripts. They heard that a girl cartoonist volunteered to draw a sketch of the suspect and curiously came over and watched.

As a result, not only did you see a portrait of a horrible tortoise, but the "Girl Cartoon" also showed certain symptoms. He did not admit that he had just painted the painting five minutes ago.

"Who is it, who did it," Xiaoqin trembled with his hands on the sketch paper. "I just painted four people, and it turned out to be four turtles in a blink of an eye."

The policemen looked at each other and probably said, "How do I know that you found yourself painting too bad after five minutes, so don't want to admit it."

"I understand that there is a traitor in this police station."

In order to deny that he is the author of this painting, Xiao Qin threw a super-explosive conclusion.

"What."

"Oh..." Xiao Qin said with a black face. "It must be this traitor. I found that the sketch of the suspect I painted is exactly the same as my own, so in order to cover my companions, I erased my painting and painted it. 4 Ninja Turtles are replaced, absolutely."

This theism made everyone stunned.

"How is it possible?" I said, "Take off your portrait and draw 4 Ninja Turtles. How fast is it?"

"How is it impossible?" Xiaoqin's face was red like a tomato. She clearly realized that her painting did not help the prisoner and began to regret it.

"This... this ultra-simple line can be drawn in a blink of an eye, naive, low-level, is simply a child's handwriting."

I picked myself up, and you just spent a full ten minutes to draw four twisted ninja turtles.

The police old Yuan really couldn’t listen, and he said with a smile:

"Well, it is understandable that I am not good at drawing portraits. My daughter's classmates also call themselves cartoonists, but they are only good at painting some princesses with a particularly long neck. They also say that cartoonists only need imagination."

"I am different from them." Xiaoqin, who was poked at the pain, denied, "I obviously have serialized comics online, there are many readers of cartoons..."

In fact, even if you only draw a long-necked princess with a strange proportion of the human body, the basic skills of painting should be solider than Xiaoqin.

"Ah, it turned out to be like this." Xiaoqin put the sketch paper on the table, and finally confirmed it, and then pointed his sharp eyes to the helpless old Yuan.

"It was you who gave me and Ye Lin a transcript. The first one to take sketch paper from me is also you, so."

"You are a traitor. You are the accomplices of the mobile phone robbers. You have wiped my portraits and changed them into ninja turtles."

"I..." In the face of Xiaoqin's unfounded accusation, Lao Yuan was almost mad.

"Ha ha ha ha,." The other policemen laughed. They probably felt that in a tight and boring job, they could encounter such a funny thing and relieve pressure.

"That's right, old Yuan, this painting has your charm."

"It's better to be in the picture frame and show it to your children."

"Yes, Lao Yuan is definitely a traitor. I saw it three years ago. Reporting to the leader is actually no one."

In addition to those bad-hearted colleagues who made jokes with Lao Yuan, there is also a more reliable explanation for Xiao Qin:

"Little sister, even if Lao Yuan really erased your portrait, you can't redraw one."

"It has already been done." Xiao Qin, a guilty conscience, took the liberty. "There is only one life in the art of a flash of light. If the Mona Lisa is destroyed, will Leonardo da Vinci repaint one?" ”

"You are talking about the long-bearded Da Vinci, or Da Vinci with a double knife."

The younger policeman asked before laughing.

"In short, I can no longer trust this police station with traitors."

Xiaoqin jumped up from the folding chair and the police did not stop her. Anyway, she was not a criminal suspect. She was just a courageous person who couldn’t draw a portrait.

"Sorry." Before the departure of Xiaoqin, I owed the police to the presence. "She can't paint at all, she must be stubborn and delay everyone's time."

"Nothing." Old Yuan waved his hand in a powerless manner. "You are willing to come over to make a transcript. It is very interesting. We would like to thank you for helping to recapture a stolen thing, but the comics are very slow to learn. I suggest that you still look less. ......"

"Hey, old Yuan, you are a traitor, don't speak on behalf of our public security bureau."

Colleagues still don't let him go.

"That is, the little sister, waiting for us to eradicate the traitors, welcome to come again next time, and we can certainly use the clues you left to seize the prisoner."

"Yes, how about shutting down old Yuan first."

Under the teasing of a group of unscrupulous colleagues, Lao Yuan did not come to Taiwan. Xiao Qin also blushes out of the police station and walks out more than 20 meters to slow down the pace.

"Ah..." Xiaoqin looked at the white clouds in the sky. "Why did the portraits be held in my hands after 5 minutes, I felt that I was painting poorly."

No, you should feel it 5 minutes ago. You must know that the reflex arc is too long.

"The readers of "Cthulhu also wants to fall in love" do have a large part of the attack on my paintings. I haven't noticed when I painted the fantasy theme... As a result, today I sketched the prisoner's sketch with confidence, how can I suddenly It turned into four turtles."

I can only shrug my shoulders.

"Ye Lin, the classmates who just played with us, are really human beings, not ninja turtles."

"Crap." I said, "Do you think that with the two of us, even if it is two-on-one, you can defeat a long-awaited Ninja Turtle."

"That is also true." Xiaoqin lifted his chin and said, "Since I painted the portrait, my memory has become chaotic. Now I am full of pictures of the ninja turtles grabbing the phone..."

However, the frustration caused by the failure of the sketch of the suspect did not last long, and Xiao Qin quickly regained confidence under self-encouragement.

"It doesn't matter. I painted the suspects as turtles. It may be that they are more like turtles, and many cartoonists are not good at sketching. Comics are based on life above life."

"Not to mention that Cthulhu wants to fall in love" is a fantasy comic, I am a fantasy cartoon, only imagination is enough."

Hello, this is not what Lao Yuan’s daughter’s classmates said. You just looked down on others and said that you are different from the other.

Next, Xiaoqin asked me, with Fan Chuan, who is like the squad leader who is who.

I guess I can't help Xiao Qin, just tell her the truth.

"Sure enough, he... the squad’s younger brother fell into a false mother, and the squad leader knows."

"The squad leader only knows that his younger brother is passing through the women's clothing. I don't know if he has reached this level... but don't use this to get the squad leader."

Xiaoqin shook his head. "I won't. I will be like Ye Lin's classmates who hate me, but Ye Lin teaches me to be honest. Should I turn Shuzhe into a pseudonym and tell the squad directly? ""

"Never." I quickly stopped the road. "At the moment... it is not the time to temporarily hide this from the squad leader and give Shu Zhe a chance to confess."

In fact, I don't think Shu Zhe would confess this kind of thing to his sister. I just think that in the process of Shuzhe becoming a pseudo-naughter, I played a role in fueling the situation. If the squad leader knows all the facts, he will not spare me.

Xiaoqin promised that I wouldn’t tell Shu Zhe’s things to the squad leader for the time being. At noon, I asked her to eat on the sixth floor of the computer market. She also taught her how to view the star list on her mobile phone at the dinner table. Soon, Sochi’s things were forgotten to go out of the clouds.

One thing I never imagined: Later, the Public Security Bureau relied on Xiao Qin’s portrait of the Ninja Turtle, which really caught a prisoner and then smashed a seven-member gang.

How is it possible? When I heard about this, the first reaction was the same.

In this regard, the police old Yuan explained: the ninja turtles, the four-mouthed smile of the cockroach, smashed through the sky, let him see once and then remembered, patrolling the street that day, met a young man with the same smile, immediately felt absolutely Wrong, the prisoner must be him, and the result is really right.

It seems that Xiaoqin really has certain strengths in grasping other people's demeanor. No wonder readers can comment on the role of "Crossu is also in love". People will never forget, and dreams will be dreamed.