"When will I need you to eavesdrop on me?" I did not agree with Professor Bai’s suggestion.

“Most of the time is needed.” Professor Bai’s fingers rhythmically beat the drums on the table. “If you are kidnapped, monitored, and inconvenient to convey information to the outside world, you can take the initiative to let us know. Your message."

Hey, Professor Bai is so reminded that it looks like a very interesting look. It’s like a spyware tool. Maybe I can use it when I can.

Brain Theater 1:

In the examination room, I put on a hidden bluetooth headset, switched the yellow wind blame mobile phone to the back door mode and put it on the desk, opened the remote monitoring function, and then let the white professor of science happiness teach others, for me to pay attention to the invigilator Did not come over.

(Wait, this time, I might as well use the camera to scan the test paper, let Professor Bai directly tell me the answer, but this is no different from ordinary mobile phone cheating, can not show the high end of my spyware tool Atmospheric grade, it also consumes a lot of traffic,)

Brain Theater 2:

For some reason, I was kidnapped by the 18 bronzes of the Shaolin Temple. Just when they were going to use the folding stool to encircle me, the mobile phone rang, and Professor Bai remotely controlled the Huangfeng blame mobile phone and played the "Best National Wind" at the maximum volume. Eighteen copper people couldn't help but follow the beat and sway. I took the opportunity to grab the folding stool and finished the thundering and screaming of the 18th killing. (Perhaps playing "忐忑" is better)

Just as my brain opened wide and my imagination spread, Professor Bai’s face looked mysteriously and sat in the back of the conference room. He was watching the slides of Xiaoqin and Gongcai with a laptop, and then asked me:

"You want to know how much the two girls are good to you."

White is called the beast, you are enough. Do you think this is a love video game like "Heartbeat Memories" and "Love with You"? How do I see how much the love of Xiaoqin and Gongcai Cai is to me? Become a vip user, you will get the evil eyes of the evil king, see the Chinese characters in their heads constantly jumping.

"Oh, you may have misunderstood." After seeing the skeptical expression on my face, Professor Bai explained to me, "The so-called good feelings can neither be seen with the eyes nor given accurate figures, but through The mobile phone application I developed is subjective judgment."

I showed a contemptuous expression: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market."

Professor Bai sat up slightly in his chair. "I developed the application. Although the interface is simple, it is not a kind of self-deception. It is a simple interface of huge causal computing software. You can use it. It predicts the future in a narrow range."

I was too lazy to vomit the words "predicting the future" and asked: "How is a narrow law?"

"You can only chat with the girls who simulate the program..."

"Hey, this is not as good as love video games. It's just a chat program like Xiaohuangji. Well, you have to install this application on my mobile phone, which is predicting the future of my lonely life."

Professor Bai once again glanced at Xiaoqin Ke Gong Cai, while lowering the volume:

"This is not empty and lonely, chatting with the computer, but based on the real information in the database, through the complex calculation of the causal calculation program, the character's psychology is highly simulated, and the chat program that truly conforms to the character's personality is known in advance. After saying a certain sentence, the most likely reaction of the other party is not predicting the future."

“Is there such an exaggeration?” I frowned and said no, but Professor Bai took out his mobile phone and said that with a simple experiment, I can believe the power of the causal computing system.

After typing a line on his mobile phone, Professor Bai buckled the phone face down on the table, cleared his throat, and asked me with a very serious expression: "Would you like to marry my granddaughter?"

"I rely on your mentally ill son, and there are still people who are willing to marry him."

Although I know that Professor Bai should have an experimental nature, he still couldn't help but blurt out.

Professor Bai smiled at the destination. "In fact, I don't have a granddaughter. My son is not married, but you can take my mobile phone and look at it now."

My brows were slightly wrinkled, and the mobile phone that Professor Bai put on the table turned over and saw the application of the interface that Professor Bai said.

How simple is the interface? Let's take an analogy. Have you seen the QQ interface ten years ago? I saw it in a post titled "QQ Ten Years Review". When the QQ icon is not a penguin but a pager At that time, what is the ultimate chat interface, what is the application of this mobile phone written by Professor Bai, Professor Bai simply gave the original QQ interface.

At this moment, the chat window named "Ye Lin" is being opened. The question that Professor Bai has just raised to this virtual chat object is naturally: "Would you like to marry my granddaughter?"

The virtual Ye Lin’s answer to him is:

"Get it, your son is mentally ill to personality split, and some people will marry him."

The lying trough, although not 100% identical, has the same basic meaning. Is Professor Bai yelling at me, is it out of his understanding of me, or is it really like he said that it is a causal calculation program? According to the information about my information in the database, after the cloud computing, the prediction results sent back.

"This sentence is not counted." I shook my head. "You suddenly said that you have a granddaughter. I believe that the guy has a daughter. I was so surprised that I spit in a slot and asked me another question."

Professor Bai took the phone back from me. "Ye Lin, do you know that it's a simple question, how much power is needed for the causal calculation program, and if you pre-prepare it, you will add many variables outside the database. Let the feedback result of the analog chat lose meaning, right, I named the application "Heartbeat Q&A", how about it, and it has a good function with it."

With your sister, I copied the interface from QQ 10 years ago, and copied the name from the game of "Heartbeat Memories". This app is installed on my mobile phone and shows friends like Xiao Qin, squad leader, Pooh, Gong Caicai, but also barely meet the concept of "heartbeat question and answer", now you only have a friend in your own application, you ask me questions, what is the "heartbeat question and answer", who needs a 60-year-old overage The second patient rushed to my heart.

However, I have to admit that Professor Bai succeeded in capturing the interest of my adolescent. If I can know in advance the answer to a question from a girl and the accuracy is still high, then it can be used as a confession preview. And many of the questions that are absolutely embarrassing to ask in person can also be used to understand the reaction of the other party through the analog dialogue.

For example, ask the virtual squad leader: "Can the chest give me a touch?" If even the virtual squad leader smashed me, then I can imagine that in the real world, I would like to be shotgun. It is.

Seeing that I was hesitant, Professor Bai assured me that the application he wrote was absolutely free of backdoors, because it was set to run only in the "backdoor mode" of the Yellow Wind cell phone, so no two backdoors were needed.

"If you don't worry, go back and let Dr. Yu check it out. The source code of the application can be shown to him. Anyway, this is just an input-feedback interface of the causal calculation program. The code is simple and clear, and there is no hidden thing. ”

Professor Bai said that my heart was moving, and Dr. Yu backed up, so I asked Professor Bai to apply the installation package and put the Heartbeat Q&A on it.

Not to mention, the first installation failed, because I did not switch the yellow wind phone from "safe mode" to "back door mode", and as Professor Bai said, "heartbeat question and answer" will perform self-test when running. If there is no special key set in the hardware chip, it will automatically close.

There is nothing to hide from now, I used the great strength to quickly shake the phone 7 times in the face of Professor Bai, and switched the phone to the back door mode.

In fact, it is not good to shake the mobile phone vigorously. It must be shaken according to the frequency of “three times, one time, three times”. Otherwise, as long as it is shaken, more than seven times, will it automatically switch modes?

After switching to the backdoor mode, there will be a very small pixel dead pixel on the screen of the mobile phone. Dr. Yu can set this up to help me distinguish what mode is currently in use.

After the application is installed, the simple interface of Heartbeat Q&A automatically appears, and the data exchange with the cloud database. After waiting for more than one minute, there are 4 avatars on my friend bar, the names are: small Celery, squad leader, Gongcai Cai and... Professor Bai.

My body shook back and watched Professor Bai’s eyes immediately alert.

Unexpectedly, I didn’t expect that Professor Bai is actually a foundation like Peng Ruisis. Otherwise, why your name will appear in my Heartbeat Q&A, who wants to have a virtual dialogue with you, blacklist Where is the function? I want to pull you into the blacklist. Since it is a cottage, why is there no blacklist function for the cottage? Is it because the cottage power is not enough?

Seeing the obvious disgusting expression on my face, Professor Bai quickly explained: "My avatar is not used for virtual question and answer. It is a shortcut that can really contact me. You can think of me as 'QQ customer service'. The existence of a class, if you have any problems to help me solve, you can use that avatar to reflect the situation with me."

Professor Bai’s head is quite similar to himself. He is an old scientist with glasses, and Xiao Qin, the squad leader, and the head of Gong Caicai are more curious. They are “fist bandaged fists” and “double barrel shotguns”. And "melon."

Where are you going to find these icons, full of malicious, fists and shotguns will be considered, melon refers to the chest of the palace color, do you want to say that the chest of the palace color is the body, the palace The color is also given to you for the Teacher's Day gift.

Recall that I just saw my own picture in "Heartbeat Q&A" on Professor Bai’s mobile phone. It seems to be a cartoon gray wolf. I don’t know if it’s because I’m self-proclaimed “iron and blood lone wolf”. Set.