"That is a fake Batman~~" Pooh smiled and corrected the mistake of Gong Caicai. "Imitation is often seen in "Conan", so it is not surprising that someone imitates a superhero. Don't say anything else, we Dongshan No one is wearing a mask, to help the old lady cross the road, claiming to be the 'Winter Mountain Justice League', to maintain world peace."

Speaking of it, now in China, even if it is not a member of the Dongshan City Justice League, I am afraid that it is necessary to wear a mask when the old lady crosses the road.

"They have become famous to the point where they are well known." I curiously asked, "Who are members of the Winter Mountain Justice League, and they have done something of great influence."

"It's just a bunch of idiots." He has the secret identity of "Diary Man" and muttered with Xiaoqin, who is not dealing with the Dongshan City Justice League.

"It is to imitate the "King of the Sea" in full food." Shu Zhe is in a word.

"What is "King of the Sea", is it a Batman in the sea?" The squad leader is not only anime blind, but also entertaining movies. After a little bit of his brother’s remarks, he learned that "The Sea King" is a description of ordinary People go to be the story of a superhero.

"Members of the Dongshan City Justice League, there is a red star with a red star on the mask, a fiery fireman with a flame on the uniform, and a small and funny name, "I can do what I can"..." Pooh took up Fingers, "Recently they want to start the swearer 'Diary Man', but it is noisy, and Red Star is also beaten."

Hearing that Vini talked about the name of the diary, Xiaoqin proudly raised his face and looked at the ceiling, as if to say: "Red Star, they are not self-sufficient, purely asking for trouble."

It seems that the secret identity of Xiaoqin's diary does not let Pooh know that I am the only one who knows the true identity of the diary (and the true gender).

"The starting point of these people is good, but the practice is not considered." After graduating for a while, the squad leader commented that "completely spontaneous prevention of criminal acts may turn into pure lynching, not only will not contain crime, but also bring to the police. More trouble, Batman is a comic character, and can't be copied into reality."

The squad leader’s future volunteering is to be a police officer, so he must speak on the police’s stand.

"The lynching is not good, but the Dongshan City Justice League has indeed done a lot of stupid things." It seems that Vinnie, who has been paying attention to it for a long time, is like a few treasures. "Just take the 'Fireman', let him squat in the bucket and be prone to fire. Going back and forth in the alley, if you see someone smoking, immediately pour a bucket of cold water, the comedy effect is very strong, hahahaha."

"Oh, the property is wrong." I spit out. "He claimed to be a "fireman", but he used water as a weapon."

"Because he can't fire, it's illegal to take a firearm on the street." Pooh explained, "He claims that the word 'fire' refers to his burning heart of justice, and he is not in conflict with his bucket. ,, look, Chen Guanxi."

Pooh suddenly yelled and paused the DVD player. Edison Chen, who appeared on the screen, played a building receptionist in The Dark Knight. He only played five seconds and only had one line, but it was still eye-catching. Pooh gave it to her discovery.

If Cao Gonggong is present, he must definitely kneel on the ground and bow down to the TV: "The ancestors are on the top, and you must protect the sects and make a brilliant future."

"Continue to let it go, there is nothing worth stopping." The squad leader obviously didn't want to talk to Vinnie about Edison.

The next story is very tense. In a series of accidents, Harvey Dent, the prosecutor of Batman's comrade-in-arms, was burned by the clown's design and burned half of his face. In addition, the death of his sweetheart finally turned into a blow. The villain role "double-sided person."

"This person's face is so scary." Gong Caicai was scared to go down to Pooh, and whispered to everyone who was still watching the screen: "It hurts so much, how can I not treat it?"

The squad leader saw the double-faced Harvey Dent's shocking appearance and a slight discomfort, but it wasn't because Harvey Dent had half of his face showing his bones and muscles, but the resulting asymmetry.

"Every time I flip a coin to make a decision instead of myself, he is as crazy as a clown."

Ironically, the squad leader’s disliked character is as special as the squad leader. For example, in the animated film "Batman Returns", Harvey Dent said to the police: "Limit you 22 In the minute, bring two million two to redeem the two towers..."

After the story of the two-sided man, the movie ushered in a climax story. The clown placed bombs on two ferries, one carrying ordinary people and the other carrying prisoners. The clown told the passengers on both sides to save themselves. The only way is to detonate another ship, otherwise both ships will be blown up remotely at midnight.

"Squad leader, if you are on a ship with ordinary people, how would you choose?" I was suddenly curious about this possibility.

This unanswerable question made the squad leader think hard for a long time, and there was a classic scene in the movie: the tall and strong black prisoner had to pass the remote control from the timid policeman, and then directly threw it into the river to avoid being imprisoned. Anyone in the boat used this act to be noble and holy than Jesus, and could not help but remind me of Pentax.

"It’s a little fake." Shu Zhe said, "This black man’s consciousness is so high, why is the crime arrested? I heard that Hollywood movies are politically correct, and some black people must be arranged to perform good people. This plot is estimated. It's a similar reason."

Although Shu Zhe said that the situation does exist, I can't agree with him.

"The insertion here is not only unobtrusive, but also can be ironic to the concept of 'everything is chaotic' held by the clown. The criminals have a good person in the pile, which is a mockery of 'order', in line with the survival purpose of the clown, and at the same time broken. The clown's work is both ironic and symbolic. Through the different manifestations of different people on the two ships, the contradiction between good and evil is vividly depicted. The scene is full of darkness and cold color, and also renders the tragic strength of Batman in the center of contradiction. sense."

After I finished this sentence, except for Xiao Qin, everyone looked at me like I didn't know me.

"Wow, Ye Lin, how do you talk so literary." Pooh first said, "According to your previous urine, you should not say that 'the last two shipmen are holding their own detonators is God made' ."

"Hey, I am a literary artist, how can I possibly be a literary artist?" Because of the certain sense of rejection of the "literary youth", I immediately denied it. "I just have a feeling, I said a little more about my own ideas, with literature and art. It’s not good to talk about it.”

In addition to the movies on the TV, the house is silent, my heart is not good: Is it that I have accidentally turned into a young literary artist? It doesn't make sense. I have never read those people who will become literary youth. The book, even the website that is often visited, is also a funny website to Fukushima, Hakuba, Omelette.

Suddenly a terrible thought appeared in my mind: Oops, in the thousand reincarnations of the last illusion, Xiao Yin was lying on the bed and listening to me. The book she recited, in addition to some scientific knowledge, seems to be sour. The "World's Complete Works of the World", the authors are basically poets, essayists, philosophers, let my ears hear the scorpion, it is said that she is doing this to make me "more emotional".

Feeling your sister, I was brainwashed by you as a literary youth. Even watching Batman can't say normal film reviews.

"It doesn't matter." Xiaoqin comforted me after seeing my shocked expression. "No matter whether it is ordinary Ye Lin, literary Ye Lin, or Ye Lin, I don't care."

"I care about it myself. Now that I have evolved from ordinary to literary, I am afraid that it will take a long time to become a second force..."

"Ye Lin brother, you have to worry about it, in fact..." Shu Zhe said that he didn't dare to say it in half. It is estimated that I have his handle on hand.

But Pooh added this sentence: "Ye Lin, you were not ordinary at the time, but the second is right, so now you are through the transition of literature and art, from the second to the ordinary evolution, you should be happy. ”

I asked quite dissatisfiedly: "Did I have been forced to do so before."

In the movie, Batman talked to the two-faced people on the skyscraper, and asked an English sentence in a deep tone, which formed a high synchronization with me.

The squad leader put his fist in front of his mouth, cleared his throat, and then turned his eyes away.

Shu Zhe looked at the ceiling with his eyes.

Pooh looked at me straight and fixed, as if to say "you are not forced to force two."

Xiao Qin secretly clenched my right hand, a pair of "as long as it is Ye Lin, the second is also okay".

I had to look to the last palace color, I want to know how the palace color is how I look at me.

"Ye, Ye Lin, classmates, don't look at me like this, I am under a lot of pressure..." Gong Cai Cai timided. "Ye Lin's classmates were not like that before."

In the understanding of Gong Caicai, "two forced" is swearing, so she automatically harmonizes it.

"Oh, what you mean is that I used to be forced, but now I am forced."

“No, no.” Gong Caicai hurriedly argued, “Although I have misunderstood Ye Lin’s classmates, Ye Lin’s classmates have always been very good-hearted and have never bullied me...”

The colorless expression of Gong Caicai suddenly reminded me that in the illusion of the end, in the case of almost being reincarnation, it seems that I used the method of pushing the palace to vent the pressure.

Although it happened in the virtual world, observing the expression on the face of Gong Caicai, it really looks a bit like that at that time. I remember that the virtual palace color seems to have said "to break open" and the like. The language of seeking mercy.

Not good, as soon as I think of this, my body is not calm. I use my excuse to go to the bathroom and want to calm my body.