"Introduce yourself, no problem, my name is..."

Before he could sit down, Sousuke Araki had already started to introduce himself with a smile and a very fluent tone of voice.

That's right, it's time to show the gorgeous self-introduction that has been copied from "The Self-cultivation of Job Seekers"!

Interview Secret Skill NO.2: A well-prepared self-introduction, showing mature and elegant conversation, and enriching life experience.

"Cough, no need..."

An interviewer sitting in the middle coughed softly and interrupted Sousuke Araki with a somewhat familiar voice for some reason.

"If I introduce myself, I have done it on the subway before... Right, the former chief of the Shijing Great Kendo Club, Sosuke Araki."

"what?"

Seeing the face of the interviewer with almost zero hair on his head in the middle, Sousuke Araki's movements instantly turned to stone.

This is a middle-aged Mediterranean man who looks slightly familiar...

At this moment, the shattered glasses, which were stuck to the bridge of his nose, were barely put together with transparent glue, and there was a front tooth missing for some reason in the high swollen lips, which were rushing into the air with a grin.

Sitting at the very center, the Mediterranean interviewer, was an idiot uncle who was brutally "elbowed by a gentleman's battle axe" by Sosuke Araki on the subway more than three hours ago.

"By the way, I forgot to introduce myself... I am Hiroshi Changtian, the vice president of the Spirit Removal Association, the Exemption Class [II], and the code name of the office worker who became a Buddha..."

Of course, there are also people who like to call me 'Hiroshi in the back' in private.

At this moment, he is gnashing his teeth and smiling at the young man opposite him: "...Today, I will definitely take the interview with Your Excellency very seriously. Then let's start impatiently, why are we still standing still? , please sit down, Araki-kun?"

"Well, that, I didn't expect that the vice president, who is well-known and regarded as a role model in the industry, actually interviewed me in person. I was a little flattered for a while, ahahahaha..."

With a pale smile, Sousuke Araki sat down tremblingly.

He could imagine that his current face must be even more ugly than the monk who just went out.

"Sousuke Araki, 23 years old, majoring in ethics, Department of Sociology, Shibuya University of Economics. He used to be the head of the Kendo club and won the 65th All Nippon University Kendo Championships... No wonder, your elbow is so powerful..."

Hiroshi Changtian adjusted his glasses and read the resume in his hand with great interest.

In the face of the other person's teasing question, Araki Sosuke smiled guiltily: "I didn't dare to take it, I didn't dare to take it, it was a misunderstanding... Yes, in fact, the subway brake was too sudden and I didn't hold the handrail above it... "

"Have the qualifications of large special vehicle exemption, large automatic two-wheel vehicle exemption (revoked and re-examed), kendo exemption and other qualifications, and has worked as a convenience store reserve manager, a food delivery staff in a former restaurant, a haunted house test sleeper, etc. Occupation, after awakening, I received a 30-day closed counseling at Kawasaki Daishi Temple... Life experience is quite rich."

Directly ignoring Sousuke Araki, Hiroshi Changda continued to read.

"The vice president has won the award, but I have a wide range of interests and usually focus on self-improvement through social grassroots practice, so I have worked in many industries..."

Hearing the other party's acerbic tone, Sousuke Araki's face could not help wrinkling bitterly.

"So, do you think you beautified your resume, so we don't know? We have obtained the relevant files of the candidates from the Metropolitan Police Department long after your qualification examination..."

The corners of his mouth slanted disdainfully, and Hiroshi Changtian took out a piece of paper from the document on the other side, and read with a sneer: "I used to be a trainee in the large-scale polar organization Nu Luoquan, and recorded 106 times of counseling at the police station. In the past six months, The cohesive crowd has participated in a large underground car race, obstructing official business at the Nanbenmu Pier, and assaulting the police... If you read it correctly, you should be still on bail now, right?"

"Listen to me, there are various reasons behind those bad records..."

Hearing this large piece of information, fine beads of sweat slowly appeared on Araki Sosuke's forehead...

"...Moreover, your previous resignation from the convenience store seems to be due to the exposure of some disgraceful hobby."

Three photos, from Hiroshi Changtian's hands, are mercilessly scattered on the ground...

Sousuke Araki, wearing a convenience store LOGO hat, hugged several black men "enthusiastically" and were "friendly exchanges" with whips...

Araki Sosuke was naked, and was tied firmly with red hemp rope in the "eight armor binding" posture, hanging in the air, enjoying the hot wax drops...

Araki Sosuke is holding his body with a "prop" in a flexible posture that ordinary people can't reach...

This is impressively, the original "Gong Gao Long Group" with Sosuke Araki as the protagonist, and the unsightly and calcium-like poster made with synthesis software!

"Aren't these photos deleted, where did you get them... No~lightnovelpub.net~ The point is not here! These are all made by synthetic software, if I want to prove it, I can show 'No moles' Partially' to compare..."

Looking at the photos scattered on the ground, Araki Sosuke has completely turned gray, lost all his fighting spirit, and his voice is getting smaller and smaller.

Ended early, mine, the 251st interview

"I don't need to explain, I have seen a lot of gangsters like you who like to abuse violence, don't obey the rules, and have obscene hobbies. If it wasn't for your luck, you were fortunate enough to receive a few days of counseling training at Kawasaki Daishi Temple. I'm not qualified to sit here for an interview..."

Tsk tsk, deliberately exaggerated into a 'closed counseling for 30 days, including food and cover', thinking that I am the reincarnation of the Buddha, do I want to make offerings to you?

With wave after wave of questioning, the soul gradually pulled away from Sousuke Araki's face, and his eyes began to become numb.

It's like, the primary school students who started the "perfunctory mode" under the teacher's reprimand.

"Look at your outfit and hairstyle, as well as the tattoo that doesn't hide, what did it look like during the interview?"

Completely ignoring whether the other party was listening to him, Hiroshi Changtian put the materials aside, folded his hands on the table, and showed a serious expression: "A formal spirit remover needs to give the parties and the people on site from the first time. A trustworthy impression... From this point of view alone, the former fake who sold exorcism water is more qualified than you!

Although the ascetic monk had almost no inspiration, but at any rate, his 'levitation technique' seemed obscure, and he could make the client drink the 'Evil Spirit Repelling Water' and the saliva was overwhelmed.

"Forget it, I'll give you a chance according to the procedure. Show off your spiritual strength and the technique you're good at, and there will be staff who will record it from the side."

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