Chapter 955 Parkinson's Bubble Prison

Piao Zunbao is a kind of flying kappa in the legend of Miyazaki Prefecture. It lives in the river in spring and in the mountains in autumn. At the equinoxes of spring and autumn, they fly and migrate in groups along the river, throwing stones at the houses they pass by, and hunting humans captive, causing mourning everywhere they pass.

"Idiot human beings, they don't even know they're dying!"

Looking at the "ghost-faced knight" who was still buried in his boots and straightening his underwear below, Piao Zunbao who flew towards him cracked his pecks and showed a ferocious smile...

"Hey."

What they don't know is that the smile hidden under the helmet of the "prey" in front of them is far more ferocious than themselves.

"Eh? This black one is..."

"...Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

In the next second, the huge black arm that swallowed mountains and rivers, with raging flames, rose from the back of the "prey" in front of it, "swallowing" the group of floating treasures like a snake swallowing frogs.

"A little science for you for free..."

In the shining rain, Sosuke Araki stepped forward, holding the "Water-washed Guanyin Statue" firmly with one arm: "The so-called idiot means that it will not be crushed under heavy pressure. A human individual with a strong immune system..."

"Huh?"

Starting with the cold "Washed Avalokitesvara", a ray of crystal clear and viscous white light quietly poured into his body...

"This, this sense of déjà vu... hiss..."

Fragmentary scenes flooded Araki Sousuke's mind with all five senses...

"Blessed by the Bodhisattva, my lumbar disc herniation and cervical spine deformation can recover soon."

In an instant, his lower body seemed to be soaked in a cold pool, surrounded by trembling hands holding white handkerchiefs and brushes.

"Hey... This is a blessing dishcloth that I bought for 100 yen... Hey, you must rub it hard until it rots, and the Bodhisattva will definitely feel my sincerity and prevent my corns from recurring..."

"Scrub it, wash it... I respectfully ask Lord Guanyin to bless me, the syphilis will disappear, I will definitely pay attention to safety next time..."

Countless silver-haired people washed his body in every detail with incomparably skillful techniques, and at the same time spat out their prayers burning hotly beside his ears.

"Old guy, wipe it quickly, why don't you blame me... The hemorrhoids are so painful, if you stand still, you will collapse..."

In the rear, countless elders holding "tools" and waiting eagerly formed a long dragon that could not be seen at a glance.

"Don't rub it, enough, enough!!!"

Araki Sousuke suddenly let out a loud roar, and managed to break free from the "Parkinson's Bubble Prison" created by the strange touch and dense whispers all over his body: "Whether it is lumbar disc herniation, cervical spine deformation, syphilis or hemorrhoids, the Bodhisattva can treat all of them." I can't save it, please go to the Sugamo General Hospital next door!"

"Ghost-faced Lord? What’s wrong with you? ! 』

"I, I'm fine, I was just distracted just now. 』

In the communication channel, the inquiry from Houhai Ludou made him calm down.

"Well, just now, it was the grievances that the 'Water-washed Bodhisattva' accumulated from believers... no, 'faith'?"

Taking a sympathetic look at the unmoving Guanyin statue in his hand, Araki Sousuke put it back into the pool with a sigh: "In these days, it's not easy to be a Buddha statue as an offering."

"I heard that this 'washing Bodhisattva statue' is very effective, but because there are too many believers and too much force when washing with water, it has been replaced for the third time. 』

"Really, it's no wonder it's so silky smooth... being scrubbed with that kind of strength every day, I'm afraid the iron pestle will be ground into needles, right?" 』

In the communication channel, Houhai Ludou's "supplementary explanation" reminded him of the pleasure of "senior bubble bath" again, and he quickly evacuated from the edge of the pool and headed for the main hall while his hairs stood on end.

At the same time, the air in Gaoyan Temple showed an abnormal distortion, accompanied by a strong stench pervading...

"Zheng."

The rushing gust of wind cut through the rain curtain and rushed towards Araki Zongjie's door, as if something sharp and invisible broke through the air.

"oh?"

But he just turned his body slightly lazily, slowly raised his hand, and unhurriedly lowered the knife...

"puff!"

A shining bald head emerged from the place where the knife in his hand fell, and a tall figure flew out immediately.

Looking carefully, it is a "XLLL kappa" with iconic features such as beak, bald head, and turtle shell.

If the size of the kappa seen along the way is similar to that of a child, the size of this kappa can be described as a "strong adult".

Not only that, the whole body of this large kappa is covered with fine scales, and the fingertips and claws are also shining dangerously, giving people a sense of "elite monster".

But at this moment, being "sanctioned with a knife" by Sosuke Araki, this "elite kappa" had already foamed at the mouth, clasped his hands together and fell to the ground, and white light began to radiate from the bald head...

"It's a foul, this, this kind of 'muscle' is also considered a kappa? But, why can't the spy camera see it...』

Witnessing this "shit kappa" scene through the helmet camera, Hou Hailudou couldn't help exclaiming: "I know, this is a water tiger!" In the information I checked before, there was mention of a kappa who can become invisible, but I didn’t expect that even the spirit detection camera can’t do anything...』

Among all kinds of kappa, only the most ferocious "water tiger" has fine scales, strong body and invisibility.

"call out."

"Om..."

Before he finished speaking, several invisible objects surged, cutting through the continuous rain curtain again.

The camera screen inside the helmet also shook violently because of Araki Sousuke's large swing of his body...

"Boom boom boom boom..."

The clear and clear beating sound resounded in Gaoyan Temple, as if an eminent monk was beating a wooden fish on a rainy day.

『Wh, what’s the situation~lightnovelpub.net~ there are so many? 』

When the camera picture returned to stability, there were more than a dozen water tigers with clasped hands and bald heads in the temple courtyard.

"What is invisible and not invisible, you can clearly see it... But, this kind of idiot's experience of knocking on my door like an idiot seems to be familiar? 』

Different from what Hou Hailudou sees through the spirit detection camera, in the eyes of Araki Sosuke, these kappa with "excess protein" show the most ferocious expressions and take the most humble steps, approaching him carefully and quickly , choosing the position and angle painstakingly, stretching out the sharp thin claws towards himself...

But when their "fatal attack" was avoided by their own "foresight" and countered by "knocking the head with a knife", the expression of surprise and horror on the kappa's face was quite wonderful.

It's like a widow whose husband suddenly turned over from the coffin and sat up when encountering the tauren.

"Hey, look!"

When the group of water tigers put their hands together and fell to the ground peacefully, Araki Sousuke's eyes fell on the gate of the main hall of Koyan Temple: "There is a red guy over there who looks suspicious. Could it be this guy?" Who are the Kappa talkers?"

(end of this chapter)