I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

Chapter 972: Parkinson's bubble

The latest website: Piao Zunbao, is a kind of flying kappa in Miyazaki Prefecture, living in the river in spring and in the mountains in autumn. During the spring and autumn equinoxes, they will fly in groups along the river, smashing houses in the way with slings, hunting humans, and grief everywhere they pass.

"Idiot humans, you don't even know when you're about to die!"

Looking at the "ghost-faced knight" who was still burying his head in his boots and arranging his underwear, the flying treasure cracked and pecked, showing a fierce smile...

"Hey."

What they don't know is that the smile hidden under the helmet of the "prey" in front of them is far more hideous than themselves.

"Eh? This black one is..."

"...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

The next second, the huge black arm that swallowed mountains and rivers, with surging firelight, rose out from the back of the "prey" in front of him, "devouring" all the floating treasures like a snake swallowing a frog.

"Free science for you..."

In the shimmering rain curtain, Sousuke Araki stepped forward and held the "Water-washed Avalokitesvara" falling in midair with one arm: "The so-called idiot means that he will not be crushed or sick in the face of heavy pressure. A human individual with a strong immune system…”

"what?"

The ice-cold "Water-washed Avalokitesvara" started, and a wisp of crystal clear and viscous white light quietly poured into his body...

"This, this sense of sight... hiss..."

Fragmented scenes, all five senses poured into Sosuke Araki's mind...

"Blessed by the Bodhisattva, let my lumbar disc herniation and cervical vertebra deformity recover soon."

In an instant, his lower body seemed to be immersed in the icy pool, surrounded by trembling hands holding white handkerchiefs and brushes in all directions.

"Hey...this is a blessing rag I bought for 100 yen...hey, it must be wiped hard until it rots. The Bodhisattva will definitely feel my sincerity and prevent my corns from recurring..."

"Scrubbing, scrubbing... I respectfully ask Lord Guanyin to bless me, the syphilis will subside, and I will pay attention to safety next time..."

Countless silver-haired people used extremely skilled techniques to cleanse his body in every detail, while spitting out their prayers in their ears.

"Old guy, hurry up and wipe it, why is it not my time... The hemorrhoids hurt to death, and if I stand up again, I will collapse..."

In the back, countless elders holding "tools" and waiting eagerly, formed a long dragon with no end in sight.

"Stop rubbing, enough, enough!!!!"

Araki Sousuke suddenly let out a loud roar, and finally broke free from the "Parkinson's Bubble Prison" created by the strange touch and dense whispers all over his body: "Whether it is a herniated lumbar disc, cervical deformation, syphilis or hemorrhoids, all Bodhisattvas are I can't save it, please go to the Sugamo General Hospital next door!"

"Ghost face-kun? what happened to you? ! 』

"I-I'm fine, I just suddenly lost my mind. 』

In the communication channel, the inquiry from Houhai Ludou calmed him down.

"Well, just now, it was the grievances accumulated by this 'Water Washing Bodhisattva' from the believers on weekdays... not right, 'faith'?"

Taking a sympathetic look at the imposing Guanyin statue in his hand, Araki Sosuke sighed and put it back into the pool: "These days, even if it is a Buddha statue to be offered to others, it is not easy."

"I heard that this 'washed Bodhisattva statue' is very effective, but due to too many believers and too much force when washing with water, it has been replaced by the third one. 』

"Really, no wonder it's so silky... I'm scrubbed every day with that kind of force, I'm afraid the iron pestle is also ground into needles, right? 』

On the communication channel, Houhai Ludou's "additional explanation" reminded him of the joy of "senior bubble bath", and with his hair standing on end, he quickly retreated from the edge of the pool and walked towards the main hall.

At the same time, the air in the Gaoyan Temple showed an abnormal distortion, accompanied by a strong stench...

"Zheng."

The rushing wind cut through the rain curtain and rushed towards the Araki Sect interface door, as if something sharp and invisible broke the air.

"Oh?"

But he just turned his body slightly lazily, raised his hand slowly, and took a knife to the next step...

"puff!"

A glowing bald head emerged from where he swung his sword, and a tall figure flew out immediately.

Looking closely, it is a "XLLL Kappa" with iconic features such as a beak, a bald head, and a tortoise shell.

If the body shape of the Kappa seen along the way is similar to that of a child, the body shape of this Kappa can be described as a "strong adult".

Not only that, this large Kappa is covered with fine scales all over its body, and its fingertips and claws also flash dangerously, giving people a sense of "elite monster".

But at this moment, being "sanctioned" by Sosuke Araki, this "elite Kappa" has already foamed at the mouth, fell to the ground with his hands folded, and a little white light scattered from the bald plate on the top of his head...

"Isn't it a foul, this, this kind of 'muscle type' is also considered a kappa? But, why can't the Detective camera see it..."

Witnessing this "pooping Kappa" scene through the helmet camera, Houhai Ludou couldn't help but exclaimed: "I know, this is a water tiger! The information I checked earlier mentioned Kappa who can become invisible, but I didn’t expect that even the spirit detection camera could not do it…”

Among the various types of kappa, only the most ferocious "water tiger" has the fine scales, strong body and stealth ability.

"call out."

"Om..."

Before he could finish speaking, several rushing intangibles cut through the continuous rain curtain again.

The camera image in the helmet also shook violently because Sousuke Araki swayed his body...

"dong dong dong dong..."

A crisp and clear banging sound resounded in Gaoyan Temple, as if an eminent monk was beating wooden fish on a rainy day.

"What, what's the situation, there are so many? 』

When the camera picture returned to stability~lightnovelpub.net~ there were more than a dozen water tigers with their hands clasped together and their bald heads cracked in the temple courtyard.

"What is invisible and not invisible, obviously you can see it clearly... However, the experience of this kind of idiot knocking on the door and knocking on my head seems to be familiar? 』

Different from what Houhai Ludou saw through the spirit detection camera, in the eyes of Araki Sousuke, these "protein excess" Kappa, one by one, showed the most ferocious expressions, took the most humble steps, and approached him carefully and quickly. , carefully choosing the position and angle, and handing out sharp claws towards himself...

But when their "lethal attack" was avoided by their own "foresight" and counter-sanctioned with "knife knocking on the head", the surprised and horrified expression on the Kappa's face was quite wonderful.

It is like the widow whose husband suddenly turned over from the coffin and sat up when he encountered the tauren.

"Hey, look!"

When the group of water tigers folded their hands and fell to the ground peacefully, Sosuke Araki's eyes fell on the gate of the main hall of Kogan Temple: "There is a red guy over there who looks suspicious, so it is possible that this is the case. Who is the story of Qun Kappa?"