Imperfect Entertainer

Chapter 171: Wang Zhai, I want it for A

What I'm talking about is the figure of this young lady, a natural good figure, a perfect body curve, and scale. Although Ye Zhi has not done much research, it is estimated that there are more than D, and there may be more than that. The leg shape is slightly worse than Shen Lu's. But also a pair of beautiful big white legs.

so……

Ye Zhi: "Fight the Landlord."

Shen Lu: "???"

Shen Lu didn't mean to get Ye Zhi, but Pei Xinxin got it, holding her belly and burst out laughing like a pig, "Pfft~~~ Hahahaha, no, no, I can't hold it anymore, Little brother, you are really talented, hahaha..."

Ye Zhi: "Shh, don't laugh so loudly, okay? I'm afraid of being beaten to death."

Pei Xinxin: "Okay, then I will laugh in a low voice, hahahaha~~~"

Please, your volume is also called quieter?

Shen Lu: "..."

Finally, driven by curiosity, Shen Lu took advantage of the time when Pei Xinxin was going to wash up, and then pulled Ye Zhi's sleeve, "Tell me! What kind of riddle are you guys just playing?"

"Fighting the Landlord is a popular card game."

"I know, I was asking what you just said."

With the mentality that he won't die if he doesn't die, Ye Zhi showed the strength of the ultimate straight male cancer, raised his index finger, and explained patiently, "Hey, Lulu, think about it, among the cup sizes, which one is there? A letter is in the Dou Dizhu card, and is it more consistent with your current situation?"

"for example?"

"Yes A."

Shen Lu's confused eyes gradually returned to clarity, and she suddenly realized!

"Ye Zhi!!! I strangle you!!!"

Before she had a successful attack, Ye Zhi licked her lips, suddenly hugged her, and stole a sweet kiss on her cheek.

"What are you doing!"

The hot lips brushed against her cheeks, causing waves of red tides. Shen Lu blushed instantly and covered her cheeks, but she couldn't make a sound for a long time, "Wang Zhai, I want A."

However, in fact, Shen Lu was not right against A, she was even close to C.

"This blind idiot."

...

After Miss Shen Lu washed up, she immediately took a selfie with her mobile phone and updated it on Douyin.

She is updating Douyin every day now, which is almost the same as Ye Zhi's previous novels. On the contrary, Ye Zhi's battle to break the sky is nearing the end, and the words of the dragon family have gradually entered the stage of selling physical books, although ...

It has been written, but he has no plans to release it for the time being.

It seems that he is not as diligent in updating the novel as Shen Lu is in updating Douyin!

After uploading the video, Shen Lu turned on her mobile phone and watched the first episode of the Infinite Song Season with Miss Pei Xinxin. The online update time of this program was 12:00 a.m. last night, so it can be watched now. .

In general, Xue Haiyi's PD level is still acceptable.

This episode of the show not only has wonderful performances by the singers and composers, but also full of laughter cut by him. Ye Zhi's classic complaints have also been recognized by many people in the barrage, although I occasionally see one or two of them. The ridicule from the trolls makes people feel a little uncomfortable.

But it doesn't hurt either, until...

Wang Han entered Ye Zhi's 'little dark room'.

I was completely overwhelmed by the barrage with almost the same content, and I couldn't see anything. "Please pay attention! Nuclear energy ahead! Non-combatants please evacuate quickly! Repeat, nuclear energy ahead! Non-combatants please evacuate quickly!!!"

In desperation, Shen Lu had to close the barrage, otherwise she wouldn't even be able to see Ye Zhi's face.

After closing the barrage, she saw Ye Zhi sat down in front of the piano in a very "saucy bag" and started...

His flower show!

In the beginning, she could barely keep up with the rhythm.

However, she later found out that it was only Ye Zhi who was familiar with the piano. With the beginning of "Flying Bumblebee", what she saw was simply the phantom of a bunch of fingers. Listening to the extremely fast melody, she could hardly believe it. It's playing the piano!

This speed...

When she opened the barrage again.

I was swiped by another same barrage: "From today onwards, I, Kato Taka, would like to call you the strongest."

"..."

She looked at the video, and then looked at the man sitting next to her who was doing Douyin. After repeating this action for almost ten seconds, she grabbed his hand that was doing Douyin and observed carefully, "Ye Ye, I am very serious. to ask you a question."

"Um."

"God gave you a pair of Beethoven and Mozart's hands, but you use them to brush Douyin, are you really good?"

Ye Zhi stared at Shen Lu's unbelievably charming white legs, "Lulu, I'm also asking you a very serious question, God gave you a pair of legs for dancing ballet, but you use them to shoot yourself, you are so real okay?"

"When I didn't ask."

There are more people watching the show, and there will always be a few people who know the goods.

Finally someone found out that the song "Flying Bumblebee" is a piano piece that does not exist in this world at all, and such a piano piece is actually from the hands of a young pop singer, this...

It's not just unbelievable, it's a big joke!

"Who can tell me where I can download this piano song? It's really nice."

"Twelve years of learning the piano, I can tell you in a responsible manner, this is original, you can't find it."

"Well, although the song is not bad, the composition of this song itself is very high in dazzling skills. The structure of the whole song is not perfect, and it is fast **** when it comes up. But brother Ye Zi has first-class skills and professional-level dazzling skills."

"Anyway, I just want to say, cow beer! Ye Zi, you are a real cow beer!"

"This hand of the piano really surprised me~lightnovelpub.net~ This hand speed...I have been learning the piano for so many years, but I don't know that the piano can still be played like this."

"Student Ye Zi, there's really something!"

"What should I do? I seem to have fallen in love with him, woo woo woo, brother Ye Zi, Qiu Qiu Li, marry me."

However, the surprises did not end there.

Ye Zhi's next 'Battle Hymn' once again shocked everyone. After listening to it, he felt like he was fighting chicken blood. The vulgar answer was an emotional one. Ye Zhi's hoarse and enthusiastic voice contained Life is flowing.

Excited, up!

Burn to burst!

When listening to this song, it is easy to make people feel that in this BGM, the world is invincible.

Although these words are full of illnesses, this description is not an exaggeration. It is said that many people listen to it while driving. It sounds like they are driving a tank, their brains are congested, their blood is surging, and their souls are burning.

"WWWWWTF!!! Burning!!!"

"Invincible!"

"Invincible fried, scalp numb!"

"Is this a war song? I actually feel like I want to fight someone."

"Can I speak swear words? No matter, holding a big grass, life is endless, and the battle is endless!"

"Ye Ye, please accept my knees, it was my fault for blackmailing you before."

"Ask me why I'm kneeling and sending the barrage? Why are you standing there and trying?!"

"Brothers, the battle is on!"

"Skin God! Skin God! Skin God! Skin God! Skin God! Skin God!"

"Ultimately burning, goosebumps all over the place!"

"It's so powerful, my skin god, I don't understand a word of this song, but this simple and rude melody is really too hot, I can't do it! I have to go out for a run and listen to it while running, the thief has a feeling ."