Imperfect Entertainer

Chapter 313: bitch!

With the saxophone melody that is so arrogant, the shock it brings is double.

All three of Wang Xinze's eyes lit up.

This slut~~~

While playing the saxophone, Ye Zhi actually followed the melody and stepped on the drum. He was stunned to force the student dormitory into a nightclub style. No, not long after, many students who lived in the next dormitory came to stop and watch.

"Sao wow~~~ How can you be so arrogant."

"Brother steady."

"Saucy take off!"

"I'm going~~~ Ye Zi, this waist is twisted, 66666~~~"

"Allow me to start a live broadcast, this wave of TM is not popular, I will live to eat."

"It's high and showy, completely subversive, but this melody is really brainwashing."

"Soul saxophone player."

"Mommy~~~ I'm still holding it upside down, Ye Zi, you've already swept the sky, you can't bear to look directly at it."

At the beginning of this song, it was just a show, but gradually it became high. With Ye Zhi's performance, the entire dormitory seemed to be high. On Christmas Eve, people who didn't go out to roam all came out to watch.

After playing a song, it seems that there is still some unfinishedness.

This guy was still a little unfinished about it. Then, he took out a set of audio equipment and a pair of DJ equipment for electronic music from under his bed. The three people in the dormitory looked at him again with a ghostly look. he.

wtf? !

Is there a planet hidden under your bed?

Before Ye Zhi could debug the equipment, he suddenly wanted to realize something, so he put away the things. After all, this is a school, and the noise in the dormitory was so high at night that it was not a good idea, so he began to have A bold idea...

You can move things to the playground.

Of course.

Not now, he just suddenly thought that when the New Year's Day party is over, he can think about it and have a good time.

Not long after this saxophone video was uploaded, it was easily searched on Weibo, and rushed to the first place at a very fast speed. It's a bigger sensation than that morning's string of musical instruments.

"I can't look directly, this guy is definitely not my Ye Shen, absolutely not!"

"Sao wow~~~ Ye Shen, you have successfully confirmed that every man who is serious and serious has a sullen heart, hahahaha~~~"

"Ye Zhi is Ye Zhi after all, this song is really super brainwashed!"

"I can never forget Ye Shen's devilish buttocks, puff~~~ I can't help it, I'll laugh for a while."

"Do you just laugh? Or do you hold back for a while before laughing?"

"Don't hold back, just laugh, hahahaha, seeing Ye Shen's three roommates still dubbing along there, it's really a lot of happiness for the second-year middle school youth, I really want to go to Peking University with Ye Shen play!"

"This tm is the university I yearn for, haha, it's super high."

However, this is just a little episode in life. After the end, Ye Zhi submitted an application to the counselor, hoping to borrow the venue and equipment after the school leaders left after the New Year's Day party, as well as security personnel, open a session Electronic music party.

Of course.

Ye Zhi said that he was willing to pay.

Maybe Ye Zhi contributed a lot to the school's New Year's Day party, but the counselor agreed without even thinking about it, and he didn't mention any fees, and even took the initiative to joke about whether the school should help him with some publicity or something.

Ye Zhi's answer was: "If possible."

After classmate Shen Lu returned to the dormitory, she kept standing in front of the wardrobe, constantly struggling, "Jing, do you think I have gained weight recently?"

Zhang Jing didn't look back, just busy with his own life, "Yes, you are fat."

Shen Lu looked at her and asked, "Are you really fat?"

"Yes, you are definitely fat, otherwise how can you be so swollen? I'm so busy, it's okay if you don't know how to come and help, and you still have the face to ask me such stupid things. Are you fat and others fat?"

"Uh... I'm sorry, but didn't I ask you to find someone else for help?"

"What time is it now? People get off work early."

"You also have a rest. It's okay if you don't come back after this time."

"It's okay anyway."

Speaking of which, Zhang Jing had also dealt with a Taobao guest, and turned around, "Why, your Ye Ye thinks you are fat?"

Shen Lu stuck out her tongue, and compared a dark blue bra to her body, "No, Ye Ye won't, but the underwear doesn't seem to fit very well, and the chest feels very tight here, which makes it uncomfortable. "

Zhang Jing: "I shouldn't have talked to you, bitch!"

Zhang Yuwei and Pei Xinxin also said, "That's right! Bitch!"

Listening to her roommate's scolding, Shen Lu smiled instead. She really felt that her size had increased recently, and her bra really felt a little tighter, "I have to find some time to buy a few pieces, Xinxin, do you have any for sale? ?"

"Yes, but I won't sell you."

"why?"

"Obviously, you bought clothes from me to go on a date with my future husband, so you don't sell them."

"Shameless Xinxin, when will you wake up, the leaves are mine, and you have no hope at all."

"Heh~~~ As long as you guys don't get married for a day, there is still hope for me, and... I've always believed in it, just because of your temper, little brother Ye Zi might get mad at you one day if you're not careful. , and I will be the first person to run to take over."

As he said that, Pei Xinxin said as if he had something to do with it, "There are a lot of people in the school who are staring at his sweet pastry. At that time, it will definitely be the time when little brother Ye is most vulnerable, and I can't let others take him to him. Kidnapped, we must seize the opportunity, take advantage of the emptiness, and win in one fell swoop!"

"???"

The corners of Shen Lu's mouth twitched. It was precisely because she had such a wonderful girlfriend around her that she had never really been angry or blushed with Ye Zhi.

Even if he is really over the top sometimes!

Although Ye Zhi has always been kind and gentle to her, and now he has become very good at coaxing people, but this does not affect the naivety of this guy. From time to time, he makes a prank and makes her feel bad, and that mouth, his The mouth is never forgiving.

But…

She couldn't do anything about it. Having such a best friend staring at her side also made Shen Lu feel a strong sense of crisis.

how to say.

This is not a good thing for Shen Lu, otherwise, Shen Lu is really worried, as Pei Xinxin said, maybe one day, she really accidentally lost Ye Zhi in a state of unconsciousness. It was only then that I came to regret it, and it was too late to regret it...

Instead, she might as well give herself some sense of crisis, so that, subconsciously, she will think more about him, and be more forgiving and understanding when arguing.