Imperfect Entertainer
Chapter 375: nice sanitary napkin
"No~~~ Boss, I have old people and young people..."
"I will report it to your wife truthfully, saying that you have a baby under you."
"Ah, boss, don't do it, the scumbags are all shouting at Pengyou, you will make me very unhappy, if I don't make it, you will not make it, it's not good... Boss, woo Woo woo woo, just let me go for my poor sake~~~~ woo woo woo."
"..."
Ye Zhi felt that he was already very shameless, and it seemed that he was still inferior to Huang Bo.
As the man who has always claimed to be the poorest man in the dormitory, he is actually not poor anymore. His brother became a glorious western chef not long ago. After he went to a western restaurant and became the head chef, his income suddenly increased. There is no need to worry about the monthly mortgage, and Huang Bo's parents can also have some money to buy something for their younger son.
In the past two days, Huang Bo's parents were planning to buy a high-speed rail ticket to visit him.
"Oh, forget it, forget it."
"However, you really don't plan to buy a car? If you don't give Lulu the sponsorship, I'm embarrassed to say that she drives that broken car."
"Didn't you earn all her money?"
"No wonder! She bought you a lot of money for clothes, okay? I made thirty or forty thousand after all my hard work."
Thirty or forty thousand? !
Also tm also? !
Ye Zhi was furious, he picked up his shoes and was about to slap him in the face, "Dog thief, I'll kill you!"
"Oh, don't pay attention to such details. I'm not a simple person. It's not easy for me to be a double agent. It's easy for you to be a microphone for the two of you."
"Isn't it easy?"
"Of course, I also asked my wife to help you use gorgeous rhetoric to beautify your glorious image in front of Lulu again and again. How easy is it?"
"So how did you beautify it?"
"Zi Zi went to the toilet three times today, scrambled eggs with tomatoes and pork ribs at dinner, ran twelve laps around the playground in the morning, at a pace of fourteen, browsed the Jingdong website at 12:40, and bought feminine sanitary napkins. Five packs..."
After listening.
Han Xia and Wang Xinze were startled suddenly, and the person in front immediately grabbed Ye Zhi's arm.
next second.
He exploded!
The two of them almost didn't hold him, they kicked Huang Bo fiercely and shouted, "Let go of me! I must hack this thief today, you are called beautification, beautify your ball. !"
"Frankly speaking, it is the customer's demand, and I can only beautify it a little on this basis."
"for example?"
"Like you bought a nice pack of sanitary napkins."
Knock in!
What the **** is a pretty sanitary napkin? !
Ye Zhi took a deep breath, "I even read a webpage and you broke it out for me. I said how would Lulu know that I was watching a movie."
Huang Bo picked his nostrils indifferently, "I even told her the number."
Nima!
Is this how my wife was taken badly? !
Ye Zhi couldn't bear it anymore, "Don't stop me, I'm going to hack him today!"
Han Xia: "Calm, calm, Ye Zi, you can't be impulsive now, really, you have to believe me, don't be so anxious, really, you have to do it, you can take him out, it's not good if the floor of the dormitory is dirty later Well, I managed to clean it up with great difficulty."
Ye Zhi: "It makes sense."
Han Xia: "Yeah~~~"
However, Huang Bo didn't seem to be cowardly at all, and provocatively said, "Oh? Is it? Why do I think it makes no sense? I just reported your behavior to Lulu truthfully. Is there a problem? Is there anything wrong? I think it's normal to report my itinerary to my girlfriend."
Ye Zhi, who had been swept away by anger, shouted, "Then get dirty, I'm going to hack him now."
However, the next second.
He suddenly thought, what makes Huang Bo so confident? The one who was cowardly just now, is now suddenly like this?
There must be something wrong here!
There is only one person who can make him be so arrogant. When he thinks of this, Ye Zhi's back is cold, and his neck is very stiff and twisted back. Sure enough, the sad premonition has never been missed.
"Lulu, why are you here?"
"Go ahead, wasn't it fierce just now?"
"What, nonsense, I just... just wanted to catch bobo and beat him up."
"That's it? I asked bobo to report your situation to me. Is that all you have to say?"
"Big."
so big, right?
Shen Lu turned her head and left without hesitation.
However, Ye Zhi soon caught up with her and pulled her back. A standard bear hug held her tightly in his arms, "Where are you going?"
"Don't you want me to know your situation? Then why am I here? It's right to leave."
Got a fuss?
His head bowed to her face, his breath wiped her skin, before she could understand what he meant, his lips had touched her cherry lips, caressing slowly, It made her cherry lips soft and sticky.
Shen Lu's surprised lips parted slightly. She originally wanted to say something, but as her senses dominated everything, everything she wanted to say suddenly turned into a moan that made her blush and heartbeat.
I was kissed again~~~
Shen Lu thought with some distress, "This damn, there's nowhere to put it, it's charming~~~"
disgust?
On the contrary, she immediately accepted this wonderful and strong feeling, her slight moaning cheered Ye Zhi, and once again, she was about to rub Shen Lu into her body.
He took a deep breath, interrupted the kiss, and pushed Shen Lu away slightly.
"Aren't you angry anymore?"
"I'm not angry, don't you want to see me?"
"who said it?"
"Humph!"
It was an arrogant back of the head who answered Ye Zhi.
Ye Zhi couldn't help laughing and laughing, this Lulu is too real, "I really don't have this, can't you ask me directly if you have anything? You have to make a fortune in the middle of the bobo, thank you."
Shen Lu murmured in a low voice, "I'm afraid of disturbing you... and Bobo always cried so hard, my heart softened."
"Why don't you be so soft-hearted to me?"
Shen Lu became impatient for a while, stomping her feet, "I'm not soft-hearted enough? I don't even dare to mess with you, every time you are like this~lightnovelpub.net~ Speaking of which, it's true!
After dating for so long, Shen Lu wanted to get angry with him more than once, but every time he used the same trick to deal with it, Ye Zhi suddenly felt that he was a little bit in the midst of happiness, "I'm sorry."
"Why are you apologizing, I'm not really mad at you."
Watching these two show their love.
Wang Xinze, who was watching from the side, rubbed his temples and sighed beside the door: "The dog is sitting at home, the food comes from the sky, and I feel sorry for myself."
Han Xia: "Then you should find one, and wait for the post."
Wang Xinze: "How to find it? Boss, teach me!"
Han Xia: "Forget it, give up. Anyway, you are either the classroom or the dormitory. You will never find a girlfriend in your life."
"..."
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