It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

Chapter 504: His heart is broken

"It would be great if I could be a copywriter (

Of it.

This is no longer a birthday surprise, but a birthday surprise.

I gave myself an unidentified set of women's nightdress.

A set of outrageous, mocking underwear was given to Su Xiaoxiao.

Gift-giving ghost, good fellow, you really have you.

To some extent, this birthday is truly memorable.

"You also received a strange gift? Mine is a women's nightdress."

Su Chen was a little bit painful to exchange information with Su Xiaoxiao.

"Lady's nightdress? Puff—" The little girl was suddenly happy, "Brother, do you want to try it on?"

"Wearing that thing is worse than just shark me."

Pulling out the dead fish eyes, the corners of Su Chen's mouth twitched.

Then he laughed and mocked: "It's you. It's hard to put on the gifts you received, right?

Hey, it's really pitiful..."

You don’t understand the pain of the steel plate.jpg

Su Xiaoxiao immediately became displeased when he said this, almost frowning.

"Hmph, if I want to, put on five layers... Uh no, six layers, I can still wear them for the time being."

Pretending to be calm, the little girl puffed her cheeks and forced a steel plate, "You are too underestimating me."

Su Chen: "..."

Sixth floor...

Good guy, you might as well just use silica gel.

Without continuing this sad topic, Su Chen took his nightdress back into the paper bag in distress.

Even he couldn't figure it out at all.

What was Feng Yu's intention to give the two of them such an outrageous gift.

——Su Xiaoxiao, that can be understood as motivation... But what is the implicit meaning of this nightdress?

Su Chen frowned, lost in thought.

Oh, I can't figure it out.

the other side.

After cleaning up the mess of the party, it was already midnight at twelve o'clock.

Some tired women naturally intend to go to sleep directly.

Before that, Yinsha rummaged through a pile of bags at the bedroom door.

"Weird... Why can't we not find it?" She muttered strangely.

After searching for a while and still to no avail, Yinsha shouted at Feng Yu who was taking a bath in the bathroom: "...Feng Yu, have you seen my new nightdress and underwear?"

"Huh? It's in the bag at the door of the bedroom..."

"But there are only scarves and shampoo here!" Yinsha.

"Ah? That's weird... I obviously put it there, or you can look for it again."

"..."

Yinsha was somewhat depressed in silence.

I rummaged and checked for a long time, but still couldn't find it. In the end, I couldn't stand the sleepiness, so I had to give up and go to sleep.

Early the next morning.

Seeing a large bulge on Su Xiaoxiao's chest, Su Chen almost vomited blood that was several feet high.

"What are you looking at? Haven't seen a beautiful girl?" The little girl hummed and raised her chest.

"Hey, even if it's a birthday present, there is no need to put it on the next day, right?"

Su Chen almost didn't turn his eyes out, and asked suspiciously:

"...And, how did you put it on?"

The little girl is a flat airport, but this set has at least D in visual inspection.

Can you wear this?

Schrodinger's chest?

"It's simple, it's just a little bit of chest pad."

The little girl stretched out her fingertips triumphantly, making a "a little bit" gesture.

It seems that he was proud of responding to his ridicule yesterday.

Su Chen tactically leaned back and took a breath.

You are a little bit...

I'm afraid it's not the Milky Way at your fingertips?

...

In short, Su Xiaoxiao, who was in charge of Su Xiaoxiao's operation, didn't bother.

After that, Su Chen hurried to the store.

On the road, I was thinking about how to tell Feng Yu about this later, but it was a coincidence that I ran into it on the road.

"Good morning, teacher Mao Xuewang."

Situations like this often happen, but this time Su Chen is particularly embarrassed.

I only received a set of strange gifts yesterday or something... How can he calm down today?

However, Feng Yu didn't seem to think so.

With a relaxed smile on her face, the girl walked beside him, walking shoulder to shoulder with him.

Feng Yu was still in the dark at this time.

I didn't know that I mistakenly gave out Yinsha's newly bought nightdress and underwear as a gift yesterday.

She was still naively fantasizing how touched Mr. Mao Xuewang was after receiving the shampoo.

a long time.

Su Chen was brewing for a long time, and finally couldn't help it.

"That... Feng Yu, about yesterday's gift..."

"Yeah! What do you think of it, Teacher Mao Xuewang?" Feng Yu smiled lightly at him.

He was stunned.

Ah this...?

Did you ask this with such a natural look?

Also, how can labor and management wear women's clothing!

Let alone what it feels like!

"Ahem..."

With a dry cough, Su Chen smiled stiffly, trying to say euphemistically: "Uh...I understand your kindness, but maybe it's a little bit inappropriate, right?"

"Yes, is it?"

But Feng Yu's smile disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he looked extremely disappointed, with joy, "Sorry, teacher Mao Xuewang..."

The girl bowed her head.

Su Chen saw that the egg hurts again, and quickly changed his words: "Haha, I was joking, how could it be inappropriate? I really like it!"

"Then Teacher Xiaosu's too?"

"Of course, she really likes it too! I started using it early today!" Su Chen said nothing wrong.

"Is that so..."

Feng Yu was overjoyed and smiled again, "I bought a gift for the teacher for the first time, and I don't know what to buy. It would be great if you like it."

The corner of Su Chen's mouth twitched: "I really dare to give a gift for the first time, I really have you."

"Well, what did the teacher say?" It seemed that his voice was too low, and Feng Yu didn't hear it clearly.

"It's okay, it's okay, don't mind..."

Su Chen was also very witty and didn't talk any more.

In short, both of them had a deviation in their perception of the truth.

Lead to the whole cross-server chat.

This situation continued until the arrival of Yinsha~lightnovelpub.net~Huh? Isn't this teacher Mao Xuewang? Was my gift okay yesterday? "

The sudden appearance of Yinsha lightly patted Su Chen on the shoulder.

"It's Otosha..." He breathed a sigh of relief.

Although Otosha's personality is usually off the line, at least the gifts he gave are barely serious gifts.

"Your gift, Xiao Xiao, that girl likes it very much, but let me forget it."

"Eh, didn't you wear it?"

"Why do you think I would wear that kind of thing?" Su Chen rolled his eyes angrily.

Upon seeing this.

Feng Yu couldn't help but curiously asked: "Insha, did you give the bear pajamas?"

"Yes, I must do what I say!" Yinsha nodded.

"By the way, what did you give Feng Yu?"

Speaking of which, she still didn't know what gift Feng Yu had prepared.

The whole process of this Nizi was mysterious, and she would not reveal it to her.

"Ah, what I gave is a..."

"Ahem!"

Su Chen interrupted the cast with a loud noise.

Meow.

If this is for her to speak out, it would be embarrassing to be myself!

Feng Yu gave him a dazed look.

"What I gave is..."

"Cough cough cough!"

"I send……"

"cough!"

"I……"

"Ahem, so what, can we change the subject?"

"???"

Feng Yu's heart is dazed.

What's wrong, teacher Mao Xuewang? Why are you so determined not to let yourself say it? Isn't it just a L'Oreal men's shampoo?

And Su Chen's heart collapsed.

You Nizi, something is wrong.

Very wrong!

Giving men women's clothing, or close-fitting women's nightdresses... Would normal people say so nonchalantly?

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