It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

Chapter 509: You never wake up a person who pretends

"It would be great if I could be a copywriter (

A group of vampire book friends.

"Xdm I can't do it anymore, the company laid off me after a year, and I am now unemployed, and with my girlfriend, I have no money to pay for the mortgage or car loan... Is there any way to get money without a threshold?"

"??? This is not a book friend group?"

"A dedicated group for book friends chat and nonsense, referred to as book friend group."

"Why do you have a girlfriend? The administrator can kick it, thank you."

"The minister agrees!"

"The point is not this, hey!"

"Brother, you were also laid off by the company? What a coincidence, so am I."

Someone suddenly started to reply seriously.

He is a user with a low level of thief in group chat. At first glance, he belongs to the perennial diving party of the book friend group.

However, this person joined the group very early, almost regarded as an old fan.

However, if you have a sharp eye, you will find it.

This person also came out and bubbling a long time ago when the book "Fight Break" was finished, and he was also the great **** who gave a serious guide to the group of friends on how to face the coach in the second exam.

The great **** of life.

But the brother who asked the question didn't care about it at all.

"Ah this, pity the same sick, brother, is there any way to make money fast?"

"Yes, do you want to listen?"

"Of course!" the person who asked the question said without even thinking about it.

So the great **** started:

"Making money is really not as difficult as you think. The key is whether you can use your brain..."

Okay!

Meet a sensible person!

To make money, you have to use your brain!

As soon as the person who asked the question saw that the Great God said so organized, he naturally planned to keep taking notes.

The Great God continued: "...Just now the table next door was drinking too much and was fighting, it was quite lively..."

"Uh, what does fighting have to do with making money?" The man looked dumbfounded.

"How could it be okay! This is the opportunity!"

"...Guess what? People are playing lively, I stretched my head over, smashed a bottle of wine and smashed it, and the ten thousand yuan was paid immediately."

"【image】"

At the end of the conversation, there is also a screenshot of WeChat receiving a transfer of 10,000 yuan.

The remittance party's remarks clearly stated, "Brother, let's get private, don't call the police", which is exactly the same as the situation described by the great god.

"To sum up, this is what I can teach you to make money with your head. It depends on the individual to understand." After the great **** said this sentence meaningfully, he waved his sleeve and exited silently.

The person who asked the question: "..."

What kind of Nima makes money with his head! (fall)

The group chat started to boil uncontrollably.

"6666."

"Good fellow, I'm just a good fellow."

"Well, a simple and rude way to make money, and it is well-founded and convincing (fog

"Really? Use your head to make money."

"Wonderful!"

"Coincidentally, I have a friend who did this before with cerebral palsy."

"Upstairs, the friend you are talking about... is it yourself?"

"It is recommended that the brothers who are short of money practice immediately, and it is best to invest in a few more insurances, when the time comes, they will not make a steady profit."

When discussing the topic of making money with the head in a cheerful atmosphere in the group, there are actually some serious book friends who are serious about helping the previous people solve their problems.

Some suggest to change jobs and change companies, some suggest to transition as a worker, some suggest buying an eDonkey to deliver takeaways, and some suggest learning group owners to write novels...

In short, in this fast-paced society where material desires and indifferent people are indifferent, sand sculpture netizens are still very warm with each other.

Under a variety of different suggestions, the young man who was laid off also found his own new direction, which made the group friends very pleased.

As for the great **** who used his head to make a lot of money, after creating another unique skill, he entered the diving state again.

After the episode.

The group of book friends turned the topic around, and it was rare to chat about the topic of Yang Jian.

"Does anyone know what the next book will be written in the next book?"

"It's all three months in a blink of an eye, and the students have all started."

"Why, Shuhuang is in a hurry?"

"Speaking of vampires, doesn't it mean that you should write about topics that are hotly criticized in the comments?"

"Ah, please tell me what is the current hot review?"

"For the time being, light novels have the most likes, the second is science fiction, and the third is re-doing the old business to write suspense. As for the fourth, there is no serious comment." Someone kindly posted information.

Admittedly.

Now the Spring Festival is over long ago, even in March, this vampire is still salting fish, there is no sign of interaction or wanting to open a new book.

What kind of laziness is this?

In fact, a group of book friends are already anxious in their hearts.

But Aite couldn't call this old pigeon on QQ, so there was nothing to do.

It's like you can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep.

If the vampire is determined to take this opportunity to salt fish and coo, then it will be useless no matter what the book friend shouts.

He is the "pretending to sleep" now.

"So when will new books and light novels be published?"

"You should ask: Will the new book be published or not?" someone corrected.

"Now the author doesn't come out to make a bubble, and talk about new books or something, just like s."

"Vampire, **** of doves!"

"This wave, this wave seems to allow readers to vote to decide on the subject of the new book, but in fact they find an excuse to delay the time. Even if the result comes out, he can use the research of the new book as an excuse to continue to drag it."

"The truth upstairs is 2333, the vampire is on the fifth floor~lightnovelpub.net~ Alas, I don't know if I can wait until the new book of Ghosts in my lifetime..." The book friend who was waiting sighed.

suddenly.

"@吸血鬼, here? When do you write a new book?"

"Don't be silly, the vampire will not pay attention to you, he is a cold group."

"I know, but I just want to try..."

"Your attempt is meaningless~"

"Old Green Steel Shadow."

Talk and laugh.

Su Chen, who accidentally noticed that the phone shook, also took the time to look at the group of book friends.

Then he woke up like a dream.

I wiped, completely forgot to open a book at a certain point! Forget about it!

That's right, no one has come to remind him of editors or anything these days.

Su Chen, who was busy planning and supervising two animations, almost forgot about a certain new book... No, it should be said that he has forgotten.

At this time, I glanced at the group of book friends who hadn't read it for a long time, and it was a word that awakened the dreamer.

Vampire: "I'm Gan, I've been too busy lately, I completely forgot about the new book..."

He messaged in the group.

In the group chat, it was so abruptly being blown up by the group owner.

There was a weird silence for a few seconds, and then the message exploded.

"Fuck? Who is this? New book friend?"

"Did the vampire actually speak?"

"To be honest, I thought the author had something wrong, and I didn't reply to the news for so long."

"Is this the ghost of the author?"

"Before, vampires are obviously immortal!"

"Gui Da seems to be too comfortable in the New Year, forgetting everyone (crying

"The author is big, please update, mom has been waiting for the new book for a long time!"

"Labor and capital punched a male mother!"

The scrolling speed of the news is like an electric flint.

Su Chen, the party concerned, was dizzy.

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