It’s Too Hard To Die

v1 Chapter 485: Blue Skinny Shiitake Mushrooms

"Why don't you use such a good thing yourself?"

   Duan Wuluo asked a question, and directly stunned the old beggar.

   Fuck, why is this young man always stubborn?

   What other people care about is the word ‘fate’. Why doesn’t this young man care at all? Jing thought to a strange place.

  True·The brain circuit is strange.

   "Young man, I have already passed that age, so this opportunity is not suitable for me.

   In order to prevent more people from being as old as I am, I am willing to borrow flowers to offer Buddha and let this opportunity go.

   And you are the best owner of this opportunity. "The old beggar said with a smile.

   "No, thank you, you should give this opportunity to others, I don't really need it." Duan Wuluo waved his hand and said.

   Duan Wuluo has always been wary of the old beggar in front of him.

  Because the old beggar in front of me is not a real ordinary person who cannot take care of himself.

   At least from Duan Wuluo's perspective, Duan Wuluo couldn't see through this old beggar.

   This is also the reason why Duan Wuluo is vigilant, and it is also the reason why Duan Wuluo can stay here all the time to wrestle with him.

   If it were someone else, Duan Wuluo would fly away in the clouds.

   After all, who would have free time to stay here to wrestle with others?

   And Duan Wuluo really doesn't need the opportunity that the old beggar said.

   He felt that it was a great opportunity for him to worship his master as a teacher.

   There is no shortage of martial arts, exercises, magic weapons, elixirs and so on.

   How could he lack opportunity?

   "Young man, do you know your fate?" The old beggar turned his serious face and asked Duan Wuluo in a deep voice.

   "Oh? I really don't know this, do you still know the face?" Speaking of this, Duan Wuluo was really interested.

   "It's just a little bit." Seeing Duan Wuluo's interest, the old beggar couldn't help feeling a little proud.

   The old beggar smiled in his heart, "Hey, young man, **** is still hot."

   "Young man, although you and I have just met today, the impression you left on me is very deep." The old beggar smiled with his beard.

   "How profound is it?" Duan Wuluo asked.

  The old beggar is stagnant, Nima, anyone else asks this question?

   "Very profound." The old beggar answered calmly.

  

   "Very deep, how deep is it? You...

You have to give a specific number. Duan Wuluo asked.

   "Ah, it's very deep, it's the one that can be remembered at a glance and remembered for a lifetime." The old beggar pretended to be calm and replied.

   Why does this young man like to break the casserole so much?

   Seeing Duan Wuluo still have to ask questions, the old man quickly changed the subject, "Ahem, don't care about these details, let's talk about business.

   When I saw you today, I could see that you are no ordinary person by just a glance. "

   "Nonsense, as long as they can practice, they are not ordinary people." Duan Wuluo rolled his eyes and said, on the shoulders of Duan Wuluo.

   However, the old beggar didn't make any difference, but went on to say, "Young man, I can see the shining and shining rays of your whole body, and I know at a glance that you are a peerless genius who has collected great fortune."

   "You made a mistake. This is because of the sun. If you try again at night, there is absolutely no such effect." Duan Wuluo retorted.

  What's the situation with this young man? Can't even praise you a few words these days?

   "What about the purple color on your body?" the old beggar asked.

   "That's your dazzling." Duan Wuluo replied.

   "Then your Yintang became popular?" The old man asked, refusing to admit defeat.

   "That was mosquito bites." Duan Wuluo replied.

  Old beggar:...

   "Then your lower abdomen is slightly raised, what's the matter with a full body of heaven and man?" the old beggar asked.

   "That's the reason for eating too much, besides, it's not looking at the face anymore." Duan Wuluo replied indifferently.

   As soon as the voice fell, Duan Wuluo's slightly raised lower abdomen disappeared instantly, returning to the original slightly thin body.

   "Well, it's time to eat again." Duan Wuluo murmured, digesting a bit quickly recently.

   "Let's go, let's have dinner first." Sibuxiang suggested, lying on Duan Wuluo's shoulder.

   said, Duan Wuluo and Sibuxiang turned around to make a move.

   Before they could step out, the old beggar stopped them.

   "Hey hey, don't go." The old beggar ran to Duan Wuluo and Sibuxiang and said hurriedly.

   "Is there anything else?" Duan Wuluo tilted his head and asked suspiciously.

  

   The old beggar gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice, "Young man, since you are not in this way, then I have to...

"

   Duan Wuluo stared at him like Sichan, and went back a few steps directly, his posture was about to shake people.

  Old beggar:...... Am I so scary?

   "Hey hey, what are you two doing? What are you doing back so far? I didn't say I would kill you." the old beggar shouted.

   Duan Wuluo and Sibuxiang looked at each other, took out several exercises and martial arts that Xiao Bai had given, and then stuck them on themselves.

   After careful inspection, the two men calmly moved to the old beggar.

  Old beggar:...

   He is really long-sighted today.

   Others are using magic weapons to protect themselves, but these two people are better, they actually use a few scrolls and a few books to protect their bodies.

  Wtf? ? ?

   Has this world really changed? Can the book be used as a magic weapon?

   Duan Wuluo is not like Si: You don’t understand ~lightnovelpub.net~ The book we are holding is not an ordinary book.

   But both sides were very tacitly in agreement and didn't say anything, but continued the topic just now.

   "Young man, since you are not on the road, then I have no choice but to tell you the truth." The old beggar said quietly.

   From his tone, Duan Wuluo could clearly feel that the old beggar was very unconvinced.

  "The chance I was talking about was the chance to worship the Saint Sect of Glazed Light.

   And it is not only to worship the Saint Sect of Glazed Light, but also to become a direct disciple of a certain top elder and directly rank among the disciples of the inner sect.

   If you are lucky, it is also possible to become a direct disciple of the Sect Master of Glazed Light. "The old beggar said playfully.

   "Hahaha, do you regret it? Young man." The old beggar said triumphantly in his heart.

   This opportunity is indeed an unparalleled opportunity in the eyes of ordinary people.

   At this time, I just listened to Duan Wuluo Youyou replied, "Sorry, I can't take your chance, because I already have a teacher."

   "Crack!"

   The old beggar is petrified in an instant, you said so early!

   "You said that you have a teacher! I wasted such a long time to fool you." The old beggar said cursingly.

  Flickered for so long, but in the end this guy has a teacher.

  At this time, the old beggar just wanted to say, "My mentality has collapsed!"

   Duan Wuluo: ... Did you expose something just now?

  

   "Yes, this bet must have failed, alas, blue thin shiitake mushrooms." #......

  PS: Blue thin shiitake mushroom means [uncomfortable and want to cry].

  

   This stalk is a stalk from a few years ago.